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post 1664952253 07-25-2022, 02:33 PM
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Could you fight off a rottweiler?

No use of weapons or other items/terrain.
post 1664955683 07-25-2022, 03:43 PM
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I’d assume maybe 10% of the male population that aren’t cucks and wouldn’t panic stand a chance. After shoving your arm straight down it’s throat then gauging some eyes it will probably fk off. But most would panic and try to flee. Remember watching a video of a woman who survived a mauling from a land shark she gauged the eyes and stabbed in with keys in the neck.
post 1664955973 07-25-2022, 03:49 PM
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Can I call my pupper to help?

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post 1664956553 07-25-2022, 04:01 PM
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prob just gonna ldar
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post 1664956663 07-25-2022, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Fishin4gainz
I’d assume maybe 10% of the male population that aren’t cucks and wouldn’t panic stand a chance. After shoving your arm straight down it’s throat then gauging some eyes it will probably fk off. But most would panic and try to flee. Remember watching a video of a woman who survived a mauling from a land shark she gauged the eyes and stabbed in with keys in the neck.
Intredesting idea to shove arm down throat
Originally Posted By LinuxJon
Can I call my pupper to help?

I said no weapons
post 1664958053 07-25-2022, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Train57
prob just gonna ldar
orlly
post 1664959643 07-25-2022, 05:13 PM
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post 1664959723 07-25-2022, 05:16 PM
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I could.

Would offer my left arm. When he locks on to my left arm, I'd gouge it's eyes out, rip it's balls off with my teeth, then fist it's ass.
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post 1664962683 07-25-2022, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle
I could.

Would offer my left arm. When he locks on to my left arm, I'd gouge it's eyes out, rip it's balls off with my teeth, then fist it's ass.
but when it locks jaws, it's over

or is that only pitbull logic

and leave your fetishes out of this thread srs
post 1664962723 07-25-2022, 06:32 PM
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There was that one guy that choked a puma to death, so I'm guessing a Rotty wouldn't be too bad.
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post 1664965413 07-25-2022, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta
but when it locks jaws, it's over

or is that only pitbull logic

and leave your fetishes out of this thread srs
Doesn’t matter. I don’t need my left arm.
Originally Posted By XterraRob
This is the only non-homo way kill a Rottweiler (srs).
Nah bro. There are other ways. You could just pull a gun and shoot it’s dick off then shoot it in the face.
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post 1664967753 07-25-2022, 08:45 PM
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I volunteer at a Humane Society, and you'd be surprised how fast dogs are that want to inflict damage and how hard their bite pressure is. I always felt I wouldn't have a problem fighting a dog off until I had to break up some minor scuffles between dogs. I was always wary of one of the largest dogs we have that has behavioral issues, but he loves me now that he trusts me. He could still fuk me up if he ever attacked me though.
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post 1664968003 07-25-2022, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By XterraRob
That sounds more gay than biting its dick off and fisting its *******, cheap route to take imo. Disrespectful to the dog too.
Agreed. Just saying there is more than 1 way.
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post 1664984593 07-26-2022, 08:34 AM
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Yes, but with horrible injuries.
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Nobody could.
post 1664991813 07-26-2022, 10:48 AM
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Probably not, bloatcel stands no chance.

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If you can take the pain.

Every expert says to let them bite your arm, then slam them down down and either crack their skull or break some ribs
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