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post 1665524283 08-04-2022, 06:15 AM
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How long is your average poop session?

I'm bored at the airport. Fill me in about your poopy sessions.

I can usually be done within 2 minutes, angus wiped and all. If I'm on the toilet for more than 5 minutes, it's considered a bad poop for me. Likely due to constipation or due to wiping angus raw
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post 1665524603 08-04-2022, 06:22 AM
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Of course, it varies.



If my diet for the day has been fibrous, and there aren't any current anal anomalies, I do a nice smooth poop which leaves next to nothing to wipe. In and out of toilet in a minute.



Then there are more extreme situations. Like the flu or food poisoning where my ass is like a fire sprinkler, or a massive, massive poo comes on which breaks itself in half on the way out. In these situations it's not uncommon to be in the toilet for almost ten minutes, and I've quite frequently had to use toilet paper mounds the size of soccer balls to deal with the situation.


That's assuming the toilet can even take all that chit without NOPING and vomiting it all back up. Then you're really in a world of hurt.
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post 1665525123 08-04-2022, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Of course, it varies.



If my diet for the day has been fibrous, and there aren't any current anal anomalies, I do a nice smooth poop which leaves next to nothing to wipe. In and out of toilet in a minute.



Then there are more extreme situations. Like the flu or food poisoning where my ass is like a fire sprinkler, or a massive, massive poo comes on which breaks itself in half on the way out. In these situations it's not uncommon to be in the toilet for almost ten minutes, and I've quite frequently had to use toilet paper mounds the size of soccer balls to deal with the situation.


That's assuming the toilet can even take all that chit without NOPING and vomiting it all back up. Then you're really in a world of hurt.
Can't forget about the Taco Bell poops

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post 1665525293 08-04-2022, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Varials⏩
I'm bored at the airport. Fill me in about your poopy sessions.

I can usually be done within 2 minutes, angus wiped and all. If I'm on the toilet for more than 5 minutes, it's considered a bad poop for me. Likely due to constipation or due to wiping angus raw
It depends op. We talking about public poops or at home poops?. I like to enjoy my poop time at home. it’s a good 15 mins sometimes browsing tik tok. in public 5 mins max
post 1665525423 08-04-2022, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Basiliskboy⏩
It depends op. We talking about public poops or at home poops?. I like to enjoy my poop time at home. it’s a good 15 mins sometimes browsing tik tok. in public 5 mins max
This^. At home it really depends on what I am reading etc. once my legs fall asleep from the toilet seat pressure I’ll usually finish up. In a public toilet pretty quick as I can only do the old half-squat hover for a couple of minutes.
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If you are married, then usually pooping times are between 30 min - 1 hour. It's a safe space for men.
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Originally Posted By Basiliskboy⏩
It depends op. We talking about public poops or at home poops?. I like to enjoy my poop time at home. it’s a good 15 mins sometimes browsing tik tok. in public 5 mins max
At home is when I get it done the fastest because I can browse all that stuff anytime, not just poop time. I really don't take long chits at work either. Public wise, my goal is definitely to get it done ASAP. Especially places like the airport. People get aggressive waiting on a stall, shaking all the doors and I can feel them staring you down through the door
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Of course, it varies.



If my diet for the day has been fibrous, and there aren't any current anal anomalies, I do a nice smooth poop which leaves next to nothing to wipe. In and out of toilet in a minute.



Then there are more extreme situations. Like the flu or food poisoning where my ass is like a fire sprinkler, or a massive, massive poo comes on which breaks itself in half on the way out. In these situations it's not uncommon to be in the toilet for almost ten minutes, and I've quite frequently had to use toilet paper mounds the size of soccer balls to deal with the situation.


That's assuming the toilet can even take all that chit without NOPING and vomiting it all back up. Then you're really in a world of hurt.
Jesus Christ, anal anomalies????
post 1665526943 08-04-2022, 07:18 AM
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Anyway, moat of my dumps take 2 minutes. Talking the dump, and the wipe.
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Rather invasive inquiry don't you think OP?

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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Of course, it varies.



If my diet for the day has been fibrous, and there aren't any current anal anomalies, I do a nice smooth poop which leaves next to nothing to wipe. In and out of toilet in a minute.



Then there are more extreme situations. Like the flu or food poisoning where my ass is like a fire sprinkler, or a massive, massive poo comes on which breaks itself in half on the way out. In these situations it's not uncommon to be in the toilet for almost ten minutes, and I've quite frequently had to use toilet paper mounds the size of soccer balls to deal with the situation.


That's assuming the toilet can even take all that chit without NOPING and vomiting it all back up. Then you're really in a world of hurt.
when you say toilet paper, we all know you really mean your hand.
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