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post 1666287393 08-17-2022, 03:38 PM
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Your son brings home blonde hbb after a date but acts autistic. What do you do?



Son goes out with 7/10 blonde girl who is into nerdy guys. He brings her back home after the date and continues to act socially awkward despite her giving off heavy social cuees that she wants to bang him. You are the father of this young man and observe your son's reluctance to escalate the situation in your home. How would you feel as a father?
post 1666287483 08-17-2022, 03:39 PM
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shes the type to get jogged in the future so I would tell him to GTFO
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post 1666288623 08-17-2022, 04:01 PM
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I'm getting them drunk. Double shots for him on the low so he passes out and I fuk the bitch. Problem solved.
post 1666289643 08-17-2022, 04:23 PM
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give him the stare and when she excuses herself to use the restroom let him know that he better clap those cheeks before someone else does and to only wrap up his tool if it stinks
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post 1666290113 08-17-2022, 04:33 PM
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I’d show her my cok
post 1666290313 08-17-2022, 04:36 PM
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lmao

that was done rly good tbh
post 1666291243 08-17-2022, 04:52 PM
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It’s sort of funny but the outro ruins it as the shtick is over by that point and just dumb
post 1666292603 08-17-2022, 05:19 PM
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Bang him to assert dominance.
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