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post 1666617923 08-23-2022, 12:27 PM
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Married woman wants the dink... *NWS*

TL;DR

Friend of mine, married, has been coming on to me.

Becoming more comfortable stopping over to my apt.

Has been only married a year.

Doesn't know what she wants.

I wanna hit it but morally I know it ain't right.

Wat do.

NWS for your time misc.

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post 1666618143 08-23-2022, 12:30 PM
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Tell her husband
post 1666618233 08-23-2022, 12:32 PM
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Are you friends with the husband?
post 1666618313 08-23-2022, 12:34 PM
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only response should be "tell her husband"
post 1666618323 08-23-2022, 12:34 PM
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Invite her over, take pic together. Send to husband and ask what he thinks you two are doing.

Let hilarity ensue and post results.
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post 1666618353 08-23-2022, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking
Tell her husband
This, don't be an idiot OP.
post 1666618363 08-23-2022, 12:35 PM
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Stopping over your apartment is the hottest clue? Any other hints she wants to ruin her maraige with you besides physically being near you on from time to time?
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post 1666618593 08-23-2022, 12:38 PM
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Wood smash don't care if married
post 1666618623 08-23-2022, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By naich
Stopping over your apartment is the hottest clue? Any other hints she wants to ruin her maraige with you besides physically being near you on from time to time?
As if that's not a raging clue? What kind of an idiot are you
post 1666618833 08-23-2022, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By naich
Stopping over your apartment is the hottest clue? Any other hints she wants to ruin her maraige with you besides physically being near you on from time to time?
If your girl is visiting another dude alone at his place for any reason it's time to send her to the streets.
post 1666618923 08-23-2022, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking
If your girl is visiting another dude alone at his place for any reason it's time to send her to the streets.
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post 1666618993 08-23-2022, 12:44 PM
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What she *wants* is to get caught cheating to get a rise out of her husband.

Your cawk is just a pawn on her chessboard homie.
post 1666619123 08-23-2022, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking
If your girl is visiting another dude alone at his place for any reason it's time to send her to the streets.
Nah dude it's not always like that sometimes my wife is too tired to have sex after a long day so I let her go over to her guy friend's house to hang out for a couple hours gives me time to get some Star Wars Minecraft gaming in.
post 1666619333 08-23-2022, 12:48 PM
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id tell the husband

and then fuk himt oo
post 1666619413 08-23-2022, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8
As if that's not a raging clue? What kind of an idiot are you
she tripped, fell and landed at some man's apartment? don't be so judgemental!
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post 1666619423 08-23-2022, 12:50 PM
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tell her husband immediately


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post 1666619793 08-23-2022, 12:56 PM
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I wouldn't **** around marriages, they know where you live. he might kill u OP
post 1666619863 08-23-2022, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1
What she *wants* is to get caught cheating to get a rise out of her husband. Probably not worth it to get involved. I wouldn't. If you're close with the guy you could tell him. Or just stay out of it.
I'd prefer if she was divorced. Only viable option.
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post 1666619983 08-23-2022, 01:00 PM
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If you don't then someone else will. Smash, paint them sugar walls, get it on video, then send it to her husband.
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post 1666620043 08-23-2022, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8
As if that's not a raging clue? What kind of an idiot are you
Considering ruining a marriage and I'm the idiot, right.

Asking that question to see if there was some texting, some pics, some anything besides her stopping by from time to time. Not giving us a lot to work with here brah.
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post 1666620193 08-23-2022, 01:04 PM
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Sounds like she might be a drug addict and she wants to suck your dink for money.ive seen this before
post 1666620303 08-23-2022, 01:07 PM
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I wouldn’t do it if I were you, but I have an allergy to death by murder/suicide.
post 1666620523 08-23-2022, 01:09 PM
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Plenty of instances where the husband takes it out and offs the guy their partners were cheating with.

Don't touch married women boyo, you never know how beta their husband is and what their thought process is like.
post 1666622153 08-23-2022, 01:37 PM
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tell the husband, be a good dude

he might kill you if you **** her btw lol, don't end up dead for some pussy
post 1666623393 08-23-2022, 01:55 PM
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To add to the 'tell her husband'

ask her for proof she is serious and not kidding around. like nudes or a hotel date or something concrete - then show that to her husband.

why?

because if you dont have any proof she is going to lie and blur the lines between both of you ; say it wasnt 'really like that' she doesnt feel comfortable around you or was 'just kidding' and you'll be the bad guy between you and her husband while she goes off and screws someone else
post 1666624023 08-23-2022, 02:06 PM
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Not worth

Always feels better long term when you stick to your morals and take the high road
post 1666624863 08-23-2022, 02:23 PM
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how big is he OP,

sometimes you need to practice with bigger toys to be able to take
post 1666624963 08-23-2022, 02:26 PM
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Ya, I'd hit it and then text him "You're a fkn cuck! lol"
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post 1666625343 08-23-2022, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Ya, I'd hit it and then text him "You're a fkn cuck! lol"
holee fuk RICHSTRONG endorsed thread.

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post 1666625463 08-23-2022, 02:37 PM
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Stop letting her in your apartment.
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