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post 1667098293 08-31-2022, 06:42 PM
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Some cuck wants me to bang his wife srs

I’m assuming this is a miscer tbh, said they are gonna be in town Friday and she wants to meet me. Told them I’m not into anything gay but I will do anal with her, he asked if I knew any other guys that would wanna join but I said no because I’m not sure if I wanna see another swinging dick in person tbh. I’m just hoping I don’t end up dead srs gonna bring my pistol just in case

post 1667098383 08-31-2022, 06:44 PM
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how did they get ur number?
post 1667098403 08-31-2022, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By miscallday12⏩
how did they get ur number?
Tinder
post 1667098663 08-31-2022, 06:52 PM
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Been there a few times. With boobs that look like that and a guy watching you might have trouble getting it up unless you've done it before.

Also, odds are about 75% that they will bail last minute. Lots of couples set stuff like that up and then husbands gets cold feet or another option.
post 1667098783 08-31-2022, 06:55 PM
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No thanks on those taters jeffrey
post 1667098853 08-31-2022, 06:56 PM
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First time?
post 1667098903 08-31-2022, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted By topperstyle⏩
First time?
Kinda, first time with a guy watching
post 1667099003 08-31-2022, 06:59 PM
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She looks like a hambeast to me, and I mean this in all seriousness, OP - you can do better. Why bother with this?
post 1667099173 08-31-2022, 07:02 PM
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Its kind of one of those things where you leave feeling kind of ashamed of yourself tbh
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post 1667099263 08-31-2022, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
She looks like a hambeast to me, and I mean this in all seriousness, OP - you can do better. Why bother with this?
Because I’m a degenerate and I have nothing going on Friday
post 1667099323 08-31-2022, 07:03 PM
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So this is dating in 2022.
post 1667099453 08-31-2022, 07:06 PM
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Imagine hearing some guy breathing heavy, moaning whilst your banging away
post 1667099463 08-31-2022, 07:06 PM
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yeah that looks fuken disgusting

lmao they sent you a pick of her sucking a dude's cock and you're ok with that.
post 1667099523 08-31-2022, 07:07 PM
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This is not it mang. Get off porn, get off tinder. Slippery slope bruh.
post 1667099533 08-31-2022, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
yeah that looks fuken disgusting

lmao they sent you a pick of her sucking a dude's cock and you're ok with that.
ewwww
post 1667099613 08-31-2022, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Gryphonly⏩
This is not it mang. Get off porn, get off tinder. Slippery slope bruh.
Don’t watch porn
post 1667099643 08-31-2022, 07:08 PM
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A guy watching you...???

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post 1667099773 08-31-2022, 07:11 PM
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Dat ain’t it OP. What if homeboy choloroforms you, or they drug you and make you stick your dink in the guy? Plus that woman looks fat as hell, even with the cropped pic you can see the rolls forming on the side.
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post 1667099823 08-31-2022, 07:12 PM
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are they recording?

are they STD free?
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post 1667099833 08-31-2022, 07:12 PM
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Had a couple similar offers in the past as well off tinder. The bodies were post pregnancy and had stretch marks all over (worse than yours)) -- thought about it for a week but no way I could get rock hard for them and I was scared I'd get robbed by a setup. Don't do it bro, that mediocre body ain't worth getting robbed over.
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post 1667099923 08-31-2022, 07:14 PM
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Prolly couldn’t get it up with a dude watching
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post 1667099963 08-31-2022, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Kawhilights⏩
Dat ain’t it OP. What if homeboy choloroforms you, or they drug you and make you stick your dink in the guy? Plus that woman looks fat as hell, even with the cropped pic you can see the rolls forming on the side.
My only fear
Originally Posted By gtg⏩
are they recording?

are they STD free?
Said they are
post 1667100013 08-31-2022, 07:15 PM
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very common. enjoy if you're into that.
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post 1667100373 08-31-2022, 07:22 PM
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post 1667100503 08-31-2022, 07:25 PM
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God dayum, look at the udders on that cow. You gonna be halfway to busting a nut and dude is gonna mount you from behind like a fuking wild dingo and puncture your prostate with an injection of monkeypox jelly. May you rest in peace.....
post 1667100563 08-31-2022, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
OP - you can do better
Uh, have you seen his avi?
post 1667100603 08-31-2022, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Kinda, first time with a guy watching
So yes, first time. Expect it will be super awkward and you'll have problems. Hope you didn't tell them you're experienced.
post 1667100653 08-31-2022, 07:28 PM
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You people are degenerates. Groce as f!ck.
post 1667100813 08-31-2022, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted By AlfBundy⏩
Uh, have you seen his avi?
That’s fake, I’m white

I’m a chadlite plus I’m rich
post 1667100923 08-31-2022, 07:33 PM
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lol your body parts are gonna end up in someone's freezer brah
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