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post 1667253593 09-03-2022, 01:54 PM
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Any hemorrhoid brahs?

How to cure this sht fast? Yes I know tell my bf to ease up and sht blah blah lol I'm serious ****g0ts. It's summer and I want to go out and phuking enjoy but I'm here laying on my stomach miscing cuz my angus looks like phuking mordor.

I been using the cream, taking metamucil and laying on my stomach for most of the day. It's definitely gotten better but I just wanna know if you brahs had experiences with this sht and any way to speed up the healing process.
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post 1667253913 09-03-2022, 02:00 PM
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Use a bidet
post 1667254393 09-03-2022, 02:07 PM
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Stop using dry paper.

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post 1667254613 09-03-2022, 02:11 PM
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Suppositories and cream srs. I had it once, not even a severe case but it was pissening. Never bought cheap toilet paper since srs, I buy the most expensive stuff in the store, your rusty sheriffs badge will thank you for it.
You can also use loperamide in high doses for a couple days. Not exactly healthy but it will give your ass a break. Laxatives might help, never tried it that way
post 1667254943 09-03-2022, 02:16 PM
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Drink metamucil it works fast. Take 2 tablespoons worth. Clear my assbleeds within 5 days.
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post 1667255183 09-03-2022, 02:20 PM
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dont sit down. hopefully you dont have a sit down job otherwise it will last way longer

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post 1667255373 09-03-2022, 02:23 PM
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u can push it in the hole and you wont feel it anymore cause the anus skin doesn't have nerves
post 1667256473 09-03-2022, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
u can push it in the hole and you wont feel it anymore cause the anus skin doesn't have nerves
Lmao notsureifsrs. I had it before too and legit picked at it ruthlessly till if fell off srs. It was phuking gross and brutal but apparently you're not supposed to do that.
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post 1667256553 09-03-2022, 02:45 PM
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Preparation H and rest until it resolves. Also use wipes that have witch hazel on them to help with itching.

I had a gnarly hemorrhoid a couple months ago. Took about 4 weeks to clear up by itself.
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post 1667263603 09-03-2022, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
Lmao notsureifsrs. I had it before too and legit picked at it ruthlessly till if fell off srs. It was phuking gross and brutal but apparently you're not supposed to do that.
wtf?

Bruh

I had hemis a few weeks ago it only happens if I don’t drink enough water or have fiber and I literally **** a hard rock and brick

It’s just a small bump near my anus preparation H works

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post 1667263683 09-03-2022, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
Preparation H and rest until it resolves. Also use wipes that have witch hazel on them to help with itching.

I had a gnarly hemorrhoid a couple months ago. Took about 4 weeks to clear up by itself.
is it true that the actual bump takes months to go away once swelling and discomfort is gone?
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post 1667264113 09-03-2022, 05:20 PM
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Suppositories up your angus srs, witch hazel wipes as mentioned. Go easy on the diet until it clears up
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post 1667264383 09-03-2022, 05:23 PM
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when they get really itchy and burn i tickle my angus door with popsicles
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post 1667264923 09-03-2022, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By TheChadofGaming⏩
when they get really itchy and burn i tickle my angus door with popsicles
Couple days ago I was outside and it was really bad, like my angus was a phuking lava pit. I didn't know where to get ice pack so I just went to shoppers, bought one of those bags of frozen fruits/peas or w/e and went to a public washroom and sat on the phuking thing for like half an hour straight srs.

Appreciate the replies though brah, it seems to have gotten better. I got Anusol (lol) but I'll get preparation H next time. The weird thing is that I legit got it around almost exactly the same time last year.
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post 1667266113 09-03-2022, 05:52 PM
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A lot of good tips here- especially the suppositories. Those work surprisingly well. The one thing I’ll add is horse chestnut. Just recovering from the most painful one I’ve had and a friend recommended horse chestnut pills. Once I started taking them twice a day it just took a couple days to really start shrinking. 100% srs look it up.
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post 1667268223 09-03-2022, 06:23 PM
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Brahs is it ok to walk? Legit been in bed almost all day I just want to go for a short walk but I don't wanna make it worse. Just wanna get some fresh phuking air or something man.
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post 1667276203 09-03-2022, 08:51 PM
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You need to exercise, go for a jog or some shiit, get the blood flow away from your anus and into your muscles

Don't poop unless you need to, if you do, squat on the toilet like an Indian person, and dont sit there reading the newspaper for an hour, once u shiit, get up and go walk around

Dont sit at computer miscing

Take ibuprofen

Keep anus tight
post 1667300993 09-04-2022, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
Couple days ago I was outside and it was really bad, like my angus was a phuking lava pit. I didn't know where to get ice pack so I just went to shoppers, bought one of those bags of frozen fruits/peas or w/e and went to a public washroom and sat on the phuking thing for like half an hour straight srs.

Appreciate the replies though brah, it seems to have gotten better. I got Anusol (lol) but I'll get preparation H next time. The weird thing is that I legit got it around almost exactly the same time last year.
Did you eat the peas afterward?
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post 1667301833 09-04-2022, 11:01 AM
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Oatmeal with about 1/4 cup of bran in it a day. And don't rush taking a chit. Let it slide out on it's own.

I had one around 2016 and that cleared it up pretty quick. I think the cause of it was I was doing a lot of sit ups.

Cleared up in about a week.
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I had a minor one that lasted a week. You on the other hand should maybe see a doctor.
post 1667302323 09-04-2022, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By GottaFindaWay⏩
dont sit down. hopefully you dont have a sit down job otherwise it will last way longer

time yer only friend
This.

I started squatting over the toilet seat and I haven’t had haemorrhoids since.
post 1667302413 09-04-2022, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
I've got one but it's not from wiping, my cleanups have been easy recently and I've always used baby wipes. Mine are there from straining and pushing to get everything out.

I'll get up in the morning and have an urge to go, and when I get on the toilet some poop comes out right away. However I don't feel all emptied out so I have to keep sitting there. Eventually more will come out, then I wait some more, and then more comes out. I'm usually on the toilet for like 45 mins doing that. I'm already taking double the recommended dose of psillium fiber too.
Know these exact feels. Stop sitting down and you’ll eventually start emptying your bowels in one movement alone.

It honestly blows my mind that I got all the way into my 30s before I knew how to take a chit correctly.
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah⏩
Know these exact feels. Stop sitting down and you’ll eventually start emptying your bowels in one movement alone.

It honestly blows my mind that I got all the way into my 30s before I knew how to take a chit correctly.
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post 1667303213 09-04-2022, 11:36 AM
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I've tried telling you retards to get a squatty potty several times.

Metamucil, Half gallon water a day, and squatty potty
post 1667303523 09-04-2022, 11:43 AM
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Have to agree with others...Psyllium husk/metemucil is something I will use the rest of my life. I guarantee its already paid for itself from saving toilet papar. Baby wipes are amazing too but you don't need them as much or at all when supplementing with psyliium husk.

Ur issue should go away on its own OP. If it doesn't after a month seek medical attention, but its not life threatening or an emergency so you'll be aight. Worst story I've heard is a buddy needed to get surgery for his. Mine happened maxing deads/squats but it went away in a couple weeks, then if I lift heavy again it can come back, but its nothing it never bothers me at all.

And assuming this is from lifting its time to strengthen your core, not wear a belt (creates muscular imbalance), do ab wheel (knees and standing when u get better), back extensions with weight, leg raises, planks, sit-ups, beltless front squats etc.

You must strengthen your entire midsection so you can stay tighter and be less prone to something like this happening again or worse...Hernia.
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I thought I fixed this issue until last weekend I spent like 7 hours on a hard motorcycle seat and I think I popped one of those and started leaking blood out of my ass
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