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ยป Big fat guys taking a big ol' smelly dump at work
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post 1667575003 09-09-2022, 08:04 AM
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Big fat guys taking a big ol' smelly dump at work

I work in broadcasting. Sedintary lifestlye. Lot's o' fat people there. I need to lose more flab, too, but I'm way better off than they are and can take the stairs instead of the elevator.

They all go out to eat for our lunch, because my job is in a trendy place with a mall and Apple Store and Costco and Target and all the designer restaurants you can stand.

They get 1200 calories worth of lunch, that they spend $25 on, then bring it back to the breakroom and stuff their fat faces with it.

Then, later, they have to sit on the commode and stink up the whole bathroom. They grunt and splatter all over because they usually have diarrhea, if they arent constipated, and they just dont care. Then they walk out without washing their hands.

There has been plenty of times when I just have to pee, and walk in the bathroom, then have to walk right back out and find another one because of the smell.

These same guys usually talk about lack of sex with their wives, too, or going through the ringer in a divorce. A real MGTOW complainfest.

just LOL@ fat people and foodcels.
post 1667575123 09-09-2022, 08:07 AM
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post 1667575243 09-09-2022, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By BigTimeOperator
I work in broadcasting.
Thats your problem bro. Broadcasters are widely known for dumping waste product anywhere and everywhere they can.
post 1667575353 09-09-2022, 08:11 AM
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Walk up them and say it. Next time one of these fat phucks is talking about divorce or no poos don't come to the misc, walk up and say "is it because you are so fat and grotesque? Pics of wife"
180 lb crew
Take chit and pis 165lb crew
Go to bed, wake up 173lb crew
Annoyed at eating whatever I want and not getting fat crew
Accidentally get fat crew
Back to 175lb the next day crew
post 1667575933 09-09-2022, 08:21 AM
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^ kek
post 1667576453 09-09-2022, 08:30 AM
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post 1667576593 09-09-2022, 08:33 AM
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Every single part of your life sounds terrible.
post 1667576873 09-09-2022, 08:37 AM
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some dudes at my work make the bathroom smell like rotten corpses.

deff will not go in there for at least 30mins after they have been in there. they eat nothing but processed food.
post 1667577053 09-09-2022, 08:42 AM
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I love taking dumps at work.

With that said, never understand how some ppl appear to be in a constant state of diareah.
mo e
post 1667577273 09-09-2022, 08:45 AM
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Interesting. I work for a manufacturing company and we also have rank, foul lardasses as well, stinking up the bathrooms. It's usually the maintenance guys.

Then you have the engineers who go to the bathroom in groups like a bunch of homosexuals and try to chit chat with me while my dick is in my hand. Then they hang around by the stalls and wait for me to come out because they keep a tally of who is taking a **** at work, apparently.
post 1667577333 09-09-2022, 08:46 AM
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Everybody wants a be a bloatmaxxer but don't nobody wants to take no smelly ass chit.
post 1667577803 09-09-2022, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot
Interesting. I work for a manufacturing company and we also have rank, foul lardasses as well, stinking up the bathrooms. It's usually the maintenance guys.

Then you have the engineers who go to the bathroom in groups like a bunch of homosexuals and try to chit chat with me while my dick is in my hand. Then they hang around by the stalls and wait for me to come out because they keep a tally of who is taking a **** at work, apparently.
Look at this white guy, always sharing his sexual fantasies with other men
post 1667577833 09-09-2022, 08:57 AM
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1200 calories is actually pretty low for a big take out meal, they probably get more than that
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