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Forum ยป What was the dumbest sex thing you did when you were new to it?
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Thread: What was the dumbest sex thing you did when you were new to it?

post 1667856543 09-14-2022, 10:39 AM
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What was the dumbest sex thing you did when you were new to it?

My first real girlfriend and I thought a blow job was literally blowing on the guys dick


So she would suck me off a bit then blow on it like it was a hot bowl of soup lol

post 1667856763 09-14-2022, 10:42 AM
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Wait, getting your dick blowed on like hot soup is not a blowjob?
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1667856843 09-14-2022, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Wait, getting your dick blowed on like hot soup is not a blowjob?
Try it on your father and see what he thinks about it
post 1667856873 09-14-2022, 10:44 AM
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Wait, putting your dik in a hot bowl of soup is not a blow job??
post 1667856953 09-14-2022, 10:46 AM
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Using jimmy hats
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post 1667857003 09-14-2022, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Girthantoklops⏩
Using jimmy hats
My girlfriend used the pill, spermacide and I used a condom


wtf
post 1667857113 09-14-2022, 10:48 AM
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LMFAO. Taught a girl how to suck my cock while in 4th grade because I watched a lot of playboy vids when I was much younger (DVDs). Can't remember doing anything too retarded since I was knowledgeable from jump
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post 1667857363 09-14-2022, 10:54 AM
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try to go in all the way balls deep
post 1667857423 09-14-2022, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Girthantoklops⏩
Using jimmy hats
this, can't believe I got cucked by an overpriced piece of slimy latex
JFL:

@inkies
@coincels
@vapecels

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post 1667857443 09-14-2022, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
try to go in all the way balls deep
Same here.
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post 1667857573 09-14-2022, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
try to go in all the way balls deep
What is that feel like when you're a proudmanlet and a Woman says this to you before sexorz?

post 1667858023 09-14-2022, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted By MountainLion84⏩
What is that feel like when you're a proudmanlet and a Woman says this to you before sexorz?

post 1667858393 09-14-2022, 11:13 AM
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Tried to power bottom a sloot when she was tryna ride the D on top. She had to ask me to stop moving lol
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post 1667858743 09-14-2022, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By criminal_manne⏩
Tried to power bottom a sloot when she was tryna ride the D on top. She had to ask me to stop moving lol


You're not supposed to move with them on top?
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post 1667859153 09-14-2022, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By criminal_manne⏩
Tried to power bottom a sloot when she was tryna ride the D on top. She had to ask me to stop moving lol
wtf

Pulling them down from the lower back and doing hip thrusts is one of my fav. Sex workouts.
post 1667859343 09-14-2022, 11:34 AM
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I never eat them out because I cant get over thinking of the miles of cawk thats been rammed through there
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post 1667859413 09-14-2022, 11:36 AM
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post 1667859423 09-14-2022, 11:36 AM
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I was doing missionary style by using pushups.

Great workout for sure, but not good for sex.
post 1667859473 09-14-2022, 11:37 AM
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I was young so I didn't know.....but driving with friend accidentally grab his leg instead of gear stick we both laugh and I unzip his pants park the car while fondling his balls friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke start sucking his dik in this empty parking lot almost choke on his dik because i'm laughing so hard friend is also laughing his ass off he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" he cums and I swallow it all like some stupidfuk got kiss my friend and call him daddy while laughing Friend sucks my dik chokes laughing I cum and he swallows it like a dumbass
post 1667859613 09-14-2022, 11:41 AM
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post 1667859903 09-14-2022, 11:47 AM
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Watching some NC17 movie when I was 10 or so and creamed, didn't know what had happened and told my grandma I was scared.
post 1667860493 09-14-2022, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By MountainLion84⏩
wtf

Pulling them down from the lower back and doing hip thrusts is one of my fav. Sex workouts.
I have a big weiner (no e-brag) and it was hurting her I guess I dunno
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post 1667860623 09-14-2022, 12:00 PM
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Full Nelson anal. It's just a meme. Don't try it.

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post 1667860713 09-14-2022, 12:02 PM
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When I got head for the first time I didn't tell her I was getting ready to shoot and blew a surprise in her mouth. She took it like a champ but she was like WTF. LOL.
post 1667860743 09-14-2022, 12:03 PM
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Aggressively plungered the clogged toilet with my tshirt pulled up over my nose BEFORE sex
post 1667862033 09-14-2022, 12:27 PM
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Pulling out

Just lmao. Might as well just jerk off to begin with.
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post 1667862423 09-14-2022, 12:35 PM
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All of these guys at school were way advanced in sex than me and they used to be like Iโ€™d have her saying my name anc all this so I took this chick to a park and started slamming the heck out of her making her say my name and all. I had her vent over the truck screaming my name and treating her dirty. When I told all the guys what all we did they were in shock like we were only playing mate. I was like ooops
post 1667863253 09-14-2022, 12:53 PM
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Bought unlubricated condoms lmao
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