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post 1667927643 09-15-2022, 05:02 PM
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Miscer from SF puts anal vibrator up angus to cheat against GM Magnus in chess

Huge chess world upset of grandmaster sparks wild claims of cheating — with vibrating sex toy

By Natalie O'Neill
September 14, 2022 3:10pm Updated

Chess world upset sparks wild ‘anal beads’ cheating claims and Elon Musk joke

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A cheating scandal is buzzing in the chess world with wild allegations of using technology — including vibrating “anal beads” — to signal winning moves after a teenage newcomer beat a world champion at a high-stakes tournament.

Hans Niemann, 19, of San Francisco, Calif., caused a major upset when he defeated Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen, 31, at the Sinquefield Cup in St. Louis, Missouri, on Sept. 4, according to VICE news.

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In the wake of the stunning result, the chess world exploded into such an uproar that Niemann faced allegations of cheating, was banned from chess.com — and even billionaire Elon Musk weighed in with a tweet mocking online rumors that a rectally inserted device was used in the possible scam.

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“Talent hits a target no one else can hit, genius hits a target no one can see (cause it’s in ur butt),” the Tesla CEO tweeted on Sept. 8.

Carlsen is the reigning five-time World Chess Champion while Niemann was the lowest-rated player in the tournament, according to chess.com.

His loss to the newbie ended his 53-game winning streak — and he quickly withdrew from the tournament, which features a $350,000 cash prize.

Hans Niemann, 19, of San Francisco, Calif.playing against Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen, 31.
Hans Niemann (right) caused a major upset when he defeated the Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen (left) at the Sinquefield Cup on Sept. 4.
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“I’ve always enjoyed playing in the @STLChessClub, and hope to be back in the future,” he tweeted on Sept. 5.

He added a cryptic video of a speech by soccer manager Jose Mourinho.

“I prefer not to speak,” Mourinho said in the 2020 video. “If I speak I am in big trouble…and I don’t want to be in big trouble.”

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Hans Niemann.
Hans Niemann faced allegations of cheating and was banned from chess.com.
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Observers online were quick to accuse Niemann of using technology to cheat, despite no evidence of foul play.

Players could use vibration-based buttons placed in their shoes to communicate with a chess engine hidden somewhere in their clothing to gain outside advice on what moves to play, VICE reported. The computer systems predict game outcomes and provide recommendations on how to win.

The vibrating shoes theory sparked the unfounded allegations that Niemann was tapping into a computer using a “prostate massager” or “wireless anal beads” — though the logistics of how that would work were unclear, according to Riverfront Times.

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Magnus Carlsen’s loss ended his 53-game winning streak.
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“Currently obsessed with the notion that Hans Niemann has been cheating at the Sinquefield Cup chess tournament using wireless anal beads that vibrate him the correct moves,” one professional gamer tweeted.

Niemann was frisked before the game against Carlsen and security found nothing, according to the Guardian.

Hans Niemann, 19, of San Francisco, Calif.playing against Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen, 31.
Theories suggested Niemann used vibration-based technology to communicate with a chess engine to gain outside advice on what moves to play.
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Niemann was then banned from chess.com and uninvited from its Global Championship, a $1 million event with online qualifiers in Toronto, according to the Guardian.

“We have invited Neimann to provide an explanation and response with the hope of finding a resolution where Neimann can again participate on Chess.com.”

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“I’m not going to let Chess.com, I’m not going to let Magnus Carlsen, I’m not going to let Hikaru Nakamura, the three arguably biggest entities in chess, simply slander my reputation because the question is — why are they going to remove me from Chess.com right after I beat Magnus?” Neimann said, according to the Guardian.

A rep from Chess.com told The Post Niemann was booted for cheating on the site.

“We have reached out to Niemann to explain our decision to privately remove him from Chess.com and our events. We have shared detailed evidence with him concerning our decision, including the information that contradicts his statements [about] the amount and seriousness of his cheating on Chess.com,” the rep emailed in a statement.

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Niemann alleged Carlsen must have withdrawn from the tournament because he was ashamed.
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The game played between Niemann and Carlsen shows both making mistakes — one sign that Niemann did not use a computer to cheat, the outlet reported.

Asked about Carlsen bowing out of the tournament, Niemann alleged the champ must have withdrawn because he was ashamed.

“I think [he] was just so demoralized because he’s losing to an idiot like me. It must be embarrassing for the world champion to lose to me. I feel bad for him,” he said in an interview posted to the St. Louis Chess Club’s YouTube channel.

Niemann had already beaten the world champion in August in an online tournament in Miami, Fla. “Chess speaks for itself,” he said after winning.

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He didn’t return The Post’s request for comment Wednesday.

“A player’s decision to withdraw from a tournament is a personal decision, and we respect Magnus’ choice,″ Tony Rich, executive director of Saint Louis Chess Club, said in a statement. “We look forward to hosting Magnus at a future event in Saint Louis.”
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post 1667928693 09-15-2022, 05:25 PM
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Funny thing is, Chessbrah's Eric Hansen is the one who started the joke about cheating via anal beads and he is a Miscer.
post 1667928913 09-15-2022, 05:31 PM
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post 1667929173 09-15-2022, 05:36 PM
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post 1667929493 09-15-2022, 05:45 PM
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Strong thread title lmao.

Hans is a cringey zoomer who made everybody suspicious by being unable to discuss why he played the moves he played immediately after a 6 hour game. Dumbass just attracts the wrong attention.
post 1667929793 09-15-2022, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8
Strong thread title lmao.

Hans is a cringey zoomer who made everybody suspicious by being unable to discuss why he played the moves he played immediately after a 6 hour game. Dumbass just attracts the wrong attention.
Apparently he has a history of cheating in online games. It wouldn't surprise me at all if he cheated to win against Magnus, especially after seeing what he looks like.

The guy just looks like a scumbag
post 1667930113 09-15-2022, 05:57 PM
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and of course it's a **** from SF lmao

but that's lolzy as fuk
post 1667930173 09-15-2022, 05:59 PM
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lol at believing that's true. People are just trolling about it. There's no proof at all that he cheated.


The reason he said he knew the right moves was that he looked at that exact line before.
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna
Funny thing is, Chessbrah's Eric Hansen is the one who started the joke about cheating via anal beads and he is a Miscer.
dude looks like he doesn't lift and has no jaw.

confirmed miscer
post 1667931163 09-15-2022, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8
Strong thread title lmao.

Hans is a cringey zoomer who made everybody suspicious by being unable to discuss why he played the moves he played immediately after a 6 hour game. Dumbass just attracts the wrong attention.
Definitely not a cringe zoomer, Chess at the elite level needs charismatic/controversial people like Hans, he's a character who's cheeky, talks chit & calls out the best guys - nobody else does this at the 2700+ rating level. His interview was pure troll mixed with stress/anxiety, he DGAF, he mirrored fischer & kasparov with the way he spoke , it's very obvious he didn't cheat dozens of GMS have went through his game with engines and concluded he didnt cheat, Magnus is just a cry baby and he's yet to speak on the topic.
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post 1667931873 09-15-2022, 06:37 PM
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I did not know Brad played chess.
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SF zoom ****g0t soyboy?

Of COURSE he shoved something up his ass to cheat. Probably uses one of those pink remote control vibrators like some online porn sloots do, and had someone sending vibrations in certain code to him on what move to make.

They should immediately x-ray this kid after the next match to see if he has things up his butt to cheat.



I feel bad for the Nordmann who got "beaten" by the lowest ranked ****g0t with things up his ass to win.
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Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK
Definitely not a cringe zoomer, Chess at the elite level needs charismatic/controversial people like Hans, he's a character who's cheeky, talks chit & calls out the best guys - nobody else does this at the 2700+ rating level. His interview was pure troll mixed with stress/anxiety, he DGAF, he mirrored fischer & kasparov with the way he spoke , it's very obvious he didn't cheat dozens of GMS have went through his game with engines and concluded he didnt cheat, Magnus is just a cry baby and he's yet to speak on the topic.
He was only 2400 rating or so before he cheated and shot up a couple hundred points lol

It's highly improbable he's performed the way he has without cheating against the top players he's been playing recently
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Damn. They went and gayed chess.
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San Fran and putting beads up his ass? It tracks tbh
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Put him in a speed game and see if he can hang. That will prove it
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