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post 1667935253 09-15-2022, 07:51 PM
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Bidet master race crew GTFIH

I just took an explosive dump. I can only surmise that the constant avalanche of moist smelly chocolate cobras of all shapes and sizes would have rendered any toilet paper moot. The only cure would be to throw my unclean stained anus into the shower. But alas, I own a toto bidet and the gentle but firm oscillating pressure of the sterilized water cleansing my chocolate cobra cutter while I read today's posts has reassured me that I am indeed a man of distinction. The gentle whisper of the air dryer caressing my now clean bottom while also ensuring I am dryer than a post menopausal woman is comforting. I look over at my roll of Charmin with disgust and I rise fom my porcelain throne a new man. A new man with a clean anus.
post 1667935363 09-15-2022, 07:56 PM
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Brandon cleaned your arse ?
post 1667936853 09-15-2022, 08:26 PM
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Burp
post 1667961853 09-16-2022, 09:02 AM
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Just lol if you dont use baby wipes
post 1667962313 09-16-2022, 09:10 AM
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I own a bidet but i haven't had the balls to use it yet. No air drying function
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post 1667962413 09-16-2022, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Girthantoklops⏩
I own a bidet but i haven't had the balls to use it yet. No air drying function
Missing out!
post 1667962693 09-16-2022, 09:18 AM
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ok thunderpants
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1667964093 09-16-2022, 09:41 AM
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Nothing better than a clean angus from the bidet after a multiple day buildup that happens to be released all at once.

Just lol if you're still using TP or wipes. Even wipes aren't as clean as a bidet. Not to mention the bidet is just easier. Only plebs still wipe.
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post 1667964163 09-16-2022, 09:42 AM
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Thought you were talking about grandpa Joe.
post 1667964433 09-16-2022, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By _zman⏩
Nothing better than a clean angus from the bidet after a multiple day buildup that happens to be released all at once.

Just lol if you're still using TP or wipes. Even wipes aren't as clean as a bidet. Not to mention the bidet is just easier. Only plebs still wipe.
I need to get on dat der bidet time in the future. I remember spending some time in Italy a few years back and using it tothoroughlywash my stank european lager, cheap wine, cured meat, and cheese bung every day.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1667964993 09-16-2022, 09:54 AM
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Come share:

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...3&p=1667875043
post 1667965293 09-16-2022, 09:58 AM
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Absolutely disgusted by mashers. Just walking around all day with some mashed crap residue sliding all over their anus and leaking smell out. Have talked like 2 friends into bidgets that were hesitant and both also now are disgusted by mashers.
post 1667965483 09-16-2022, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By bchap05⏩
Absolutely disgusted by mashers. Just walking around all day with some mashed crap residue sliding all over their anus and leaking smell out. Have talked like 2 friends into bidgets that were hesitant and both also now are disgusted by mashers.
You see that sick fuk the other day talking about crumpling toilet paper and shoving it up his angus to clean it?

mashers need to be rounded up

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post 1667965623 09-16-2022, 10:02 AM
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I only wipe. You're a ****gut for putting faucet running water up your azz.
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