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post 1667971763 09-16-2022, 11:34 AM
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Men Pissing Sitting Down, That’s ok now?

Masculinity is at an all time low.

Don’t bend the knee stand while you pee

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post 1667971863 09-16-2022, 11:37 AM
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Agreed.

Beta AF to sit down. Might as well chop of your dink at that point.
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post 1667971923 09-16-2022, 11:38 AM
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What if it's a girl penis?
post 1667972323 09-16-2022, 11:46 AM
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It's just another humiliation ritual. Just like all that "express yourself" nonsense from a few years ago, which was really datamining to setup Struggle Sessions.
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post 1667972483 09-16-2022, 11:49 AM
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Piss standing up crew.

There are 2 exceptions:

1) If I'm already sitting down taking a dump

2) If it's very dark and I'd rather not miss and piss all over the walls/floor.
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post 1667972543 09-16-2022, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Robmnrd⏩
Of course I sit to piss - it's basically a box squat. Gotta work dem legs nomsayin'?

Sometimes I'll even sit and stand back up multiple times during a piss. Just for the juicy leg pump.
Every day is leg day if you sit to piss. Ya'll skip legs?
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post 1667972673 09-16-2022, 11:52 AM
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Only time a man should piss sitting down is whilst taking a chit. Unless you're so drunk you can't stand, but then you're probably pissing your pants at that point.
post 1667972813 09-16-2022, 11:54 AM
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If it's the middle of the night and I have a rager, sitting is the only option
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post 1667980103 09-16-2022, 02:00 PM
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The only time I pee sitting down is when I have to poop.
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post 1667980193 09-16-2022, 02:03 PM
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I piss sitting down when I wake up during my sleep for a piss. Don't want all that light in my eyes so I keep the lights turned off and just lazily sit down.
post 1667980233 09-16-2022, 02:03 PM
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post 1667980513 09-16-2022, 02:07 PM
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Done it a few times at home but never in a public restroom.
post 1667980643 09-16-2022, 02:09 PM
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Sit pisser here......exclusively.
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1667980663 09-16-2022, 02:09 PM
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I do it at GFs house and she thought it was weird at first but then started thanking me and saying it's awesome cause no mess. I don't care how good you aim there is always a mist of piss all over everything from back splash. I'm not cleaning that ****.
post 1667980923 09-16-2022, 02:14 PM
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I pee sitting down. Have fun having your pussy and toilet water splashing back on your legs.
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post 1667980973 09-16-2022, 02:15 PM
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Nobody sits to pee unless they're chitting.
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post 1667981093 09-16-2022, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Nobody sits to pee unless they're chitting.
Exactly. Or if it's like 3am and I have to piss and standing feels like the hardest physical thing to do in the world
post 1667981163 09-16-2022, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
Piss standing up crew.

There are 2 exceptions:

1) If I'm already sitting down taking a dump

2) If it's very dark and I'd rather not miss and piss all over the walls/floor.
This.
post 1667981263 09-16-2022, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By PyleShazam⏩
I do it at GFs house and she thought it was weird at first but then started thanking me and saying it's awesome cause no mess. I don't care how good you aim there is always a mist of piss all over everything from back splash. I'm not cleaning that ****.
you put the lid down before flushing right?

Cause if you think pissing causes a mist of piss, you should look into what flushing does
post 1667981433 09-16-2022, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Nobody sits to pee unless they're chitting.
Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Exactly. Or if it's like 3am and I have to piss and standing feels like the hardest physical thing to do in the world
Y'all must have missed the earlier thread. 20 miscers were saying only barbarians pee standing in their own home. I almost deleted my account right then and there.
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post 1667981493 09-16-2022, 02:25 PM
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Currently enjoying a sitting-down piss while I read this thread
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post 1667982413 09-16-2022, 02:48 PM
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its dirty to stand and piss tbh
post 1667982473 09-16-2022, 02:50 PM
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Srs answer pissing indoors is actually a feminine activity. Sitting down or popping a squat is beyond feminine
post 1667982733 09-16-2022, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By PyleShazam⏩
I do it at GFs house and she thought it was weird at first but then started thanking me and saying it's awesome cause no mess. I don't care how good you aim there is always a mist of piss all over everything from back splash. I'm not cleaning that ****.
This is the main reason you sit down to pee. It splashes everywhere. Bathroom stays cleaner. Nothing to do with test or being a man you inbreds.

Public bathrooms, dgaf
post 1667982753 09-16-2022, 03:04 PM
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Place I worked at in France had a hole in the ground with a pull cord for employee bathroom to discourage such behavior. There’s some things Europeans do right. It also stops women from taking to long in the bathroom.
post 1667982913 09-16-2022, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By PyleShazam⏩
I do it at GFs house and she thought it was weird at first but then started thanking me and saying it's awesome cause no mess. I don't care how good you aim there is always a mist of piss all over everything from back splash. I'm not cleaning that ****.
Sure she'll say that to be nice but deep down she knows it's beta AF and she's lost all respect for you as a man.

You can be certain she's told all her sloot girlfriends about this and they all cringed and laughed.
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post 1667983103 09-16-2022, 03:14 PM
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post 1667984263 09-16-2022, 03:35 PM
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Its also gay as fuk to hold your dink while you piss. Real men go hands free with a slight lean back, just let the hose do all the work.
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post 1667984673 09-16-2022, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Y'all must have missed the earlier thread. 20 miscers were saying only barbarians pee standing in their own home. I almost deleted my account right then and there.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1667985083 09-16-2022, 03:53 PM
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Question for standing pissers only:

Do you guys pull your balls out when you piss or just the cawk?
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