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Thread: The most alpha move you can pull at work

post 1667992513 09-16-2022, 06:28 PM
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The most alpha move you can pull at work

Is to announce in the middle of a meeting

Brb i gotta take a dump

Only power players know this feel
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post 1667993343 09-16-2022, 06:44 PM
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dont flush after poop crew
post 1667993553 09-16-2022, 06:48 PM
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First 30 min of the first day we were all back in the office post-Covid, someone completely destroyed the chitter and didn't even attempt to flush. Pretty alpha.
post 1667994043 09-16-2022, 06:59 PM
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Hehe
post 1667994283 09-16-2022, 07:03 PM
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Das it mane
post 1667997243 09-16-2022, 07:48 PM
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Being the boss and telling everybody what to do is the most alpha
post 1667997603 09-16-2022, 07:52 PM
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Dump in my pants during the meeting crew. Act like nothing happened while everyone else is uncomfortable from the smell crew.
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post 1667998413 09-16-2022, 08:08 PM
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Showed up at a client
Told them I’m going to use the washroom before we start
They assumed I was pissing so they went to the conference room where I was presenting
Made several c-suite executives wait 20+ mins while I destroyed their toilet
Came back and crushed the presentation

One of the most alpha moments of my life srs
post 1667998593 09-16-2022, 08:11 PM
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Slap your dink on your female supervisors desk
post 1667998623 09-16-2022, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By iLLVibeBuzz⏩
dont flush after poop crew
The best feeling is clogging the toilet at work.

The men's restroom only had 1 when I was forced to go to work back in the day.

Let's just say, all the dudes were out of luck if they needed to go.
post 1667998703 09-16-2022, 08:15 PM
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Who chits on public toilets? That's nasty af. My body is trained to chit at the same time every morning before my shower.
post 1667998893 09-16-2022, 08:21 PM
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Is demanding a private restroom bc of posers clogging the toilet, and getting it. Srs, vry srs.
post 1667999403 09-16-2022, 08:31 PM
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lol? Just don't say anything, stand up, turn 180 degrees, plant your azz on the table, and chit right there in the meeting.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1667999813 09-16-2022, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers⏩
Being the boss and telling everybody what to do is the most alpha
Lmao no

Unless you’re director/vp level most middle managers are complete cucks

Brb I gotta take a dump
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post 1668000243 09-16-2022, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By cjr169⏩
Lmao no

Unless you’re director/vp level most middle managers are complete cucks

Brb I gotta take a dump
We're all director level or c suite here. BRB telling the plebs to go get me lunch.
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post 1668002783 09-16-2022, 09:43 PM
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post 1668006843 09-16-2022, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers⏩
Being the boss and telling everybody what to do is the most alpha
In the bathroom??
post 1668007203 09-16-2022, 11:27 PM
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Calling the boss to a meeting in your office in which you tell him you're his new boss.
post 1668007533 09-16-2022, 11:37 PM
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Removable seat, back of a work mini van. My boss was like "let me get some guys to get this out."

I walked past him 40 seconds later with it on my shoulder and it was legit 140 lbs.

I think I have 7 first place Powerlifting Trophies, but that van seat was more fun than any one of them
Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
post 1668007583 09-16-2022, 11:38 PM
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Turn off the lights when I leave while others are taking a chit crew. srs
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