Well it’s just after 11:00 PM yesterday, and I was going to go to bed early so I could get a good start on my gym renovations , but decided to keep watching tv .
There’s a knock on my front door which is a little abnormal , and I try and see out the side window if I can , but I thought wtf am I being so paranoid about , as this isn’t Portland .
I srs thought it was a neighbour and let my guard down.

Well I should have been paranoid,as someone rushed in the door as I was opening it with what I believe was a steel pipe or a hammer , and smoked me over the head with it .



At this point I’m in disbelief and a bit incoherent as I’m stumbling backwards .
The guys got a hoody on and a face mask , and I can only see his eyes . He’s swinging like a mad man at me , and I’m doing my best to deek his attempts at landing blows. Well I managed to get missed a few times , but then got hit in the face breaking my nose .

Now I’m stumbling and end up on my knees between my couch and coffee table .
As I’m trying to get up I yell obscenities at him . Up until this point not a word has been spoken by either of us , as a matter of fact he never spoke once .


Well the strangest thing happened. I’m thinking this is the end , but when he heard my voice , instead of engaging any further , he just stops and looks at me in the eyes for a split second , then makes a beeline for the door .
He could have taken anything at this point , but fled.

I’m legally blind in my right eye , and there’s blood pouring off my forehead into my left eye .
I didn’t even close the door behind him,and went to find my phone . I can’t see chit and walk to the kitchen sink to clear blood from my eyes , only to drop my phone into the left hand side of the sink which is full of water , as I had just done dishes , but had more to do yet.
So now the screen on my iPhone is not functioning properly, but I dry it and it recovers .
But this cost a few important minutes ,as when I phoned the police they brought the dog , but unfortunately couldn’t find the guy .
The police think he may also have had an accessory who drove , causing the dog to lose the sent .

Anyways , the police ask me if I have any drug involvement , or owed anyone money .
Of course none of the above, but it started to make sense , as this didn’t seem like a routine home invasion to rob the place, but a hit .
I’m laying in the hospital bed , and as I’m thinking about this situation, it’s obvious that when the perp heard my voice, that’s when he bolted as he realized he was at the wrong house .
I had most of the lights off ,and it was fairly dark in my living room , so he couldn’t make me out very well till I got to the coffee table .

My unemployed neighbour really likes his blow but can’t afford it , and I really believe he was the intended target .


Anyways lesson learned , never open your door if you don’t know for 100% certainty who it is .Normally this isn’t a thing around here , but this towns gone for chit since they started shipping the homeless from Vancouver and the lower mainland here

Damn. Glad you're ok. Don't you live in a safe neighborhood?

In. Sorry to hear that brah, I hope the police can figure out what this was all about.

like something out of a movie man. glad you are alive

Glad you’re okay OP.

Holy fuk, brah. A legit near death experience over some ******* making a mistake. Hope you heal up properly.

In a way, kinda relieving to hear that it wasn't a random home invasion. Canada's getting pretty poverty though.

I srs thought it wasn’t to bad , but apparently not . I’m paranoid AF to open a door now, even doubting the perp will be back .
I need a co2 BB hand gun . Shoot tye fuker in the face and try to take out an eye .

Sad part is I bought some high end ubiquity surveillance cameras last year ,but have yet to install them .
Had they been working , I could have gotten a pic of the guy standing on my doorstep,and obviously known something was wrong

fuk sorry that happened to you OP, does 100% sound like he realized you weren't the guy he was looking for so at least be glad that probably won't happen again lol

See sig on advice if it happens again

Now get your ltc and learn how to handle a firearm.

Oh. Wait.

It was serial . Your brain can’t get wrapped around what’s happening, and it was progressively getting worse . Especially when you take an extreme hit to the noggin .
It happened so fast , probably like 10 seconds , but felt otherwise.

Damn bro this is crazy glad you didn't die you should probably move or kill your neighbor

That sucks to hear man. Glad you're alright. srs

It does sound like you were the unintended target

Next time

Get those security cams installed ASAP. Sounds like a scary AF night. Glad you're ok OP and he took off when he heard your voice!

DTA
Dont Trust Anyone.

Glad it wasn't any worse Major.
Should keep a real sawed off 1887 in your T800's hands, for next time so you're prepared.

astronauts in CANADA.

Get a ring camera they're cheap and the night vision is pretty dam good

I don't ever open my door if someone knocks but if I do I'm carrying

Anyone know how to get blood out a white T shirt lol.
I didn’t get hit in the torso, as that’s all off my forehead and nose

notsrs hope you aiight (srs)

Sorry to hear bro

I have a see through security door (rated to withstand a certain amount of impact and anti hinge tamper) infront of my main door so if I open up they cant hit me or get through. I guess they could still shoot me tho I wonder if that would get through either.

Unfortunately for us cucked Canadians , we aren’t allowed to use guns in self defence , no matter what the circumstances .
I srs envy you guys , but the world shouldn’t have to be like this

beta male

It's better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission

Sounds like a hit gone wrong. They had the wrong house. JFC. Glad you're ok bud. Take care of yourself.

Fuark, always be alert and ask who it is. Time to get an ovcharka like linux

Damn. This is why everyone should have a security camera. Speedy recovery and hopefully they get him.

Scary as fukk. Glad you lived through it.

Was it an employee of the british broadcasting company? Maybe you were late on your cable bill?

FK man. Glad you're alive. Hope they catch the scumbag.

So glad I have guns

This post totally justifies a shotgun purchase I wanna make

I keep a loaded gun near my door and in my bedroom

Also have cameras

[QUOTE=MajorTendonitis post_id=1668096493]Unfortunately for us cucked Canadians , we aren’t allowed to use guns in self defence , no matter what the circumstances .
I srs envy you guys , but the world shouldn’t have to be like this

[youtube]mUZ9HCi6wBe][/QUOTE]Oh my bad didn't notice the tredau part. Get those cameras in asap boyo

Get a security camera and get a gun. If you don't do both of those, you deserve to get whacked again.