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Ever heard of Rasputin? He was poisoned with cyanide
09-21-2022, 02:19 AM
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Ever heard of Rasputin? He was poisoned with cyanide

Rasputin was murdered during the early morning on 30 December 1916 at the home of Felix Yusupov. Little is certain about his death beyond this, and the circumstances of his death have been the subject of considerable speculation.
Yusupov said he invited Rasputin to his home shortly after midnight and ushered him into the basement.
Yusupov offered Rasputin tea and cakes which had been laced with cyanide. Rasputin initially refused the cakes but then began to eat them and, to Yusupov's surprise, appeared unaffected by the poison.
Rasputin then asked for some Madeira wine (which had also been poisoned) and drank three glasses, but still showed no sign of distress.
At around 2:30 am, Yusupov excused himself to go upstairs, where his fellow conspirators were waiting. He took a revolver from Dmitry Pavlovich, then returned to the basement and told Rasputin that he'd "better look at the crucifix and say a prayer", referring to a crucifix in the room, then shot him once in the chest.
The conspirators then drove to Rasputin's apartment, with Sukhotin wearing Rasputin's coat and hat in an attempt to make it look as though Rasputin had returned home that night.
Upon returning to the Moika Palace, Yusupov went back to the basement to ensure that Rasputin was dead.Suddenly, Rasputin leaped up and attacked Yusupov, who freed himself with some effort and fled upstairs. Rasputin followed Yusupov into the palace's courtyard, where he was shot by Purishkevich. He collapsed into a snowbank.
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Yusupov offered Rasputin tea and cakes which had been laced with cyanide. Rasputin initially refused the cakes but then began to eat them and, to Yusupov's surprise, appeared unaffected by the poison.
Rasputin then asked for some Madeira wine (which had also been poisoned) and drank three glasses, but still showed no sign of distress.
At around 2:30 am, Yusupov excused himself to go upstairs, where his fellow conspirators were waiting. He took a revolver from Dmitry Pavlovich, then returned to the basement and told Rasputin that he'd "better look at the crucifix and say a prayer", referring to a crucifix in the room, then shot him once in the chest.
The conspirators then drove to Rasputin's apartment, with Sukhotin wearing Rasputin's coat and hat in an attempt to make it look as though Rasputin had returned home that night.
Upon returning to the Moika Palace, Yusupov went back to the basement to ensure that Rasputin was dead.Suddenly, Rasputin leaped up and attacked Yusupov, who freed himself with some effort and fled upstairs. Rasputin followed Yusupov into the palace's courtyard, where he was shot by Purishkevich. He collapsed into a snowbank.
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Wait till you hear the song they wrote about him.
09-21-2022, 02:32 AM
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Much like the chilli pepper, drink milk first and you're all good. Gigachad rasputin knew this, source is trust me bro.
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09-21-2022, 02:35 AM
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Dude was an absolute god tier Chad.
09-21-2022, 02:36 AM
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Didn't he supposedly have a big dink?
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Ree Ree Rasputin
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Rasputin is an immortal
Not many people know this, but there is actually no Russian family name “Putin”
It’s just a shortened form of Rasputin
Bonus points for being a play on words, I.e. “Putin - number 1”
He’s a manlet now but back in his St Peter days Putin was considered a giant among men
It’s pretty obvious if you just picture Grigor without his beard lol
Also they rolled (Ras)Putin up in a carpet and threw him off a bridge into a frozen river and he had a stroke
That’s why even today he walks with his arm hanging down by his side
Not many people know this, but there is actually no Russian family name “Putin”
It’s just a shortened form of Rasputin
Bonus points for being a play on words, I.e. “Putin - number 1”
He’s a manlet now but back in his St Peter days Putin was considered a giant among men
It’s pretty obvious if you just picture Grigor without his beard lol
Also they rolled (Ras)Putin up in a carpet and threw him off a bridge into a frozen river and he had a stroke
That’s why even today he walks with his arm hanging down by his side
09-21-2022, 04:28 AM
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I heard his name because of this legendary stout:

Also heard about his supposed donkey schlong.

Also heard about his supposed donkey schlong.
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Originally Posted By MrQuint⏩
Best part is that on most their songs his voicegot dubbed over. They brought him in to dance.I'd heard the song but never saw a video. That dude was high energy
Bobby also died on the anniversary of Rasputin's death, in St Petersburg, where Rasputin died
09-21-2022, 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Insight into the moskal mind never cease to amaze. Not many know poot was born from a jew. Go get your skull blasted in Ukraine you subhumanRasputin is an immortal
Not many people know this, but there is actually no Russian family name “Putin”
It’s just a shortened form of Rasputin
Bonus points for being a play on words, I.e. “Putin - number 1”
He’s a manlet now but back in his St Peter days Putin was considered a giant among men
It’s pretty obvious if you just picture Grigor without his beard lol
Also they rolled (Ras)Putin up in a carpet and threw him off a bridge into a frozen river and he had a stroke
That’s why even today he walks with his arm hanging down by his side
Not many people know this, but there is actually no Russian family name “Putin”
It’s just a shortened form of Rasputin
Bonus points for being a play on words, I.e. “Putin - number 1”
He’s a manlet now but back in his St Peter days Putin was considered a giant among men
It’s pretty obvious if you just picture Grigor without his beard lol
Also they rolled (Ras)Putin up in a carpet and threw him off a bridge into a frozen river and he had a stroke
That’s why even today he walks with his arm hanging down by his side


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dude was a peasant who literally ****ed his way to the very top of the russian empire and then ****ed all the bishes there too. he made a literal cuck out of the King, and was thanked for it. Hell, outside of the royal family he had bishes having orgies with just him, at-will. To top it all off, he possessed a massive dong.
Dude is the pinnacle of Chad.
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I recall that they dumped him into a sack, and drowned him after being shot twice just to be sure.
Pretty sure they found water in his lungs, suggesting he was alive after both gunshots.
Pretty sure they found water in his lungs, suggesting he was alive after both gunshots.
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Imagine having a whole article written about your penis:
https://allthatsinteresting.com/rasputin-penis
https://allthatsinteresting.com/rasputin-penis
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
Don’t remember the sack. Was one of my moms favorite stories to tell me , one of my rats was named Rasputin when I was like 8. Just remember, poisoned, stabbed, shot multiple times, but died cuz couldn’t swim and drowned.I recall that they dumped him into a sack, and drowned him after being shot twice just to be sure.
Pretty sure they found water in his lungs, suggesting he was alive after both gunshots.
Pretty sure they found water in his lungs, suggesting he was alive after both gunshots.
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
heheOG proudmanlet

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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
There was definitely something about water at the end...Don’t remember the sack. Was one of my moms favorite stories to tell me , one of my rats was named Rasputin when I was like 8. Just remember, poisoned, stabbed, shot multiple times, but died cuz couldn’t swim and drowned.
Maybe sack, maybe no. We talked about it in University History class. Somehow they failed to mention his gigantic horn tho
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09-21-2022, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Oh man, I got some bad news about your mum....Don’t remember the sack. Was one of my moms favorite stories to tell me , one of my rats was named Rasputin when I was like 8. Just remember, poisoned, stabbed, shot multiple times, but died cuz couldn’t swim and drowned.
sry mate but rasputin wasnt just known for just being poisoned stabbed and shot... he had a very very very, huge, heavy, really large....
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I think the guys awesome . Goes from being a peasant to slamming the queen , and all by jester maxing lol
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Originally Posted By cloudnin3⏩
Lol trust me I’m pretty black pilled on my momOh man, I got some bad news about your mum....
sry mate but rasputin wasnt just known for just being poisoned stabbed and shot... he had a very very very, huge, heavy, really large....
sry mate but rasputin wasnt just known for just being poisoned stabbed and shot... he had a very very very, huge, heavy, really large....
But the Rasputin thing was probably because she went back to school when I was a kid to get her PhD in world history. Specifically focusing on medieval Russia, even studied in Saint Petersburg for a year.
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
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