so im constipared as ****
facing this problem here and there in the last year, last month i moved to a different apartment and since then its getting worse.
last round i felt like im chitting bricks.
this round last for 9 days so far. during day 6, 7 and 8 i managed to put small amounts, but it wasnt easy. took stool softers, senna laxatives... barely doing their thing.


im feeling so bad at this point, feeling like something is stuck in my colon. bloated af. phoned my doc and he told me to get this bad boy:




came home now after buying it. not sure im strong enough to do what i need to do now.




any tips? horror stories? good stories?


how many times i need to say out loud "no homo" while i insert this thing?

Pepper your angus ButcherSir?

Looking for tips on getting things in the butt, you've come to the right place. This place is full of anal receivers.

Just put it in fgt

homo brahs here are too shy to help

Yo just rehydrate prunes or dried apricots in hot water and eat a bowl of it / drink liquid.

You don’t actually have to turn gay.

I normally make an apricot lamb stew that can clear the whole tables intestinal track better than a colonoscopy. Dead ass srs.

Alice waters recipe, chez panisse fruit cookbook under apricots.

Works like fukkin magic. Make sure there’s an equal number of toilets to guests. Do not serve at large parties/events. It really is delicious too.

Drank a whole thing of dulcolax and almost shoved a wooden spoon handle up my ass to break the plug up...ded srs. Pain medication froze my schit up like the Hoover dam

Take pics brah.

i did it.


the instrutctions said to either sit on the toilet, or the better option, which is to lay on your left side wihle doing it, so the liquid stay there for 100%. i took the second option.

first of all it took me a while to pick a song to play while having this experience. the winner was "perfect day" by lou reed (god bless his soul). i put it on speaker and got naked. took some latex gloves for the hand that will do the act.

laying naked on my bathroom floor (didnt seem so clean when i lay on it tbh lol). started the song, waited for the first "OHHHHHHH ITS SUCH A PERFECT DAYYYYYYY" , said "no homo" and started penetrating. took me like 2 minutes to insert the length i needed srs. was not fun. continued to lay on the floor for 2 minutes feeling bad for the rock bottom i was at that moment.

i wanted to wait for 15 minutes in case i felt the urges to make sure im not wasting the liquid, but after around 7 minutes i gave up and started chitting disgusting stuff.
the thing is i didnt saw in my stool stuff that look like they were in me for such a long time (you know - black, hard) so im scared im still not 100% clean. the relief i had was ok at best, not 100% AWESOME. but at least i finally managed to eat a regular meal.
tempted to go gay again tomorrow.


overall, eat your fibers brahs.