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post 1668470713 09-26-2022, 01:47 AM
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Another stupid joke for today.

Afternoon, misc. Come in and enjoy today's stupid joke:


A girl went into a supermarket, walked around the store for a short while, and brought one zucchini, one pumpkin, one lettuce, one radish, one potato, one leek, one capsicum and one celery to the checkout.

The cashier scanned her items one by one, seemingly scrutinizing them, then looked at her, looked back at each individual item, then rung them in the register. He turns to her and say "Hey, I bet you're single, aren't you?"

The girl laughs and says "I am! How'd you know?"


The cashier replies "Because you're fuucking ugly!"



Hope you enjoyed.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1668471223 09-26-2022, 02:17 AM
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I've got one...LARGEPETER puts on a condom.
post 1668471353 09-26-2022, 02:29 AM
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negging u rn phgt
post 1668471393 09-26-2022, 02:38 AM
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Here's a better one:
Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
What did the poop say when it was smeared on the wall?

Spoiler!
I think I just had an out of bodhy experience
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