I've been eating well and exercising a lot lately, and my poops have been completely clean. I cannot remember the last time I wiped my ass and there was anything on the piece of toilet paper. If I ever reached down and touched my own *******, it is like touching any other piece of skin on my body.

I've been casually trying to do degrading things with this random girl lately, and she said she will absolutely not lick my *******. I've been trying to convince her for a couple weeks now, but she's threatening to go NC on me if I ask again. I even volunteered to take a shower right before, and she still said no.

This has to mean she's a nasty bitch with a poor diet, right? The type of girl who needs to wipe 6 times and still has residue? The type who needs to leave the bathroom fan on for 45 minutes after every poop to clear out the stench of rotten diarrhea? I can't think of another reason, as my ass is so clean nowadays that I actually think it's much more appealing than eating any vagina.

Please discuss.

It’s called low test.

Age: 29

I'm actually 37