It was TurboChad night. Tonight it will be Jimmy G's model face.

Mahomes is Brady 2.0, also with the hot blonde wife.

I don't get why they are tied down in the archaic institution of marriage when they could be slaying, but they still could be slaying on the side on the down low.

You hath revealed that you've honest to god never come within 50 yards of a football player. They are the most notorious sloots that have ever slooted. They make a barn yard rooster look upright and of great moral character. Football players are not known for fidelity and they haven't the slightest idea what marriage is.

Interesting question for you. You say marriage is archaic. Would you settle for a sloot who cheats on you as a NORM and in return be paraded around as 'wife'? In other words, are you cold enough to be married to a player? I wasn't. No amount of millions takes the place of a man who actually cares. A real husband is worth all 32 teams, plus coaches and all the fans. But males in general are lacking in all meaningful emotions so I decided to play for the other team.
also, mahomes is repulsive.