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post 1668850873 10-03-2022, 07:27 AM
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Just smashed a hooker in a brothel AMA

Drove for an hour for this.

Surprised really our government brothels are usually trash with full of 60 yo hags offering to suck dick. This one wasnt that bad its somewhere 20 miles west of Istanbul.

Most of the sloots were good and it wasnt crowded full of with truck drivers, boot camp recruits and high school boys (as it is usually the case) so I didnt have to wait.

Here in government brothels you usually have 4-5 mins to jizz and leave, I took longer than that and the brothel mama (slang here for brothel manager) yelled at me from outside "be quick my boy!" . At first I thought she was yelling at this small puppy that I saw earlier but it was addressed to me lmao.


Much better service in Germany though been to Artemis FKK you have the sloot all for yourself for 30 mins do whatever you want, bj, doggie, missionary, cowgirl, hj, play pingpong, cuddle, french kiss, discuss politics, bitch about your pig wife
post 1668850993 10-03-2022, 07:28 AM
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Did he tip you once you were finished making him climax?
post 1668851093 10-03-2022, 07:30 AM
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5 minutes? Might as well just jerk off.
post 1668851153 10-03-2022, 07:32 AM
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Drove an hour?

Is this a Google translate issue or am I reading this right?
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post 1668851183 10-03-2022, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
5 minutes? Might as well just jerk off.
Yeah sex industry isnt that developed here. Our illegal brothels have much better service but there are risk like getting busted in a police raid, getting robbed by the mafia, STDmaxxing whatsoever
Originally Posted By KingBert
Drove an hour?

Is this a Google translate issue or am I reading this right?
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post 1668851313 10-03-2022, 07:35 AM
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post 1668851453 10-03-2022, 07:39 AM
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Drove an hour for 5 min with a hooker?
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post 1668851523 10-03-2022, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By jstn0127
Drove an hour for 5 min with a hooker?
2 hours actually since I had to drive back home
post 1668851713 10-03-2022, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400
2 hours actually since I had to drive back home
Lmao

Anyway tell me about artemis, is that the one where you pay an entrance fee in germany, and then whores just walk around inside. You then pick a whore and bang her, infront of everyone or what. Heard theres like food and a pool as well lol. Are thrse girls actually young and hot or old german hags.
post 1668851733 10-03-2022, 07:45 AM
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Pics, also was OWO and ball sucking included in the price? What about CIM?
post 1668851823 10-03-2022, 07:48 AM
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Govt brothel with 5 minute time limit? Do you pay for this or is this some social service for poor horny incel type chit?
post 1668851933 10-03-2022, 07:50 AM
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Boasting about banging a prostitute is the same thing as showing someone your authentic olympic gold medal that you bought online
post 1668852333 10-03-2022, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Condo41
Boasting about banging a prostitute is the same thing as showing someone your authentic olympic gold medal that you bought online
Why the hostility brah I didnt go to the one where your mom works at dont worry
Originally Posted By CellyTech
Govt brothel with 5 minute time limit? Do you pay for this or is this some social service for poor horny incel type chit?
Lmfaooooooooo ahahhahaha I call them government brothels because its legal and regulated dunno what else I shouldve said
Originally Posted By mcdojo
Lmao

Anyway tell me about artemis, is that the one where you pay an entrance fee in germany, and then whores just walk around inside. You then pick a whore and bang her, infront of everyone or what. Heard theres like food and a pool as well lol. Are thrse girls actually young and hot or old german hags.
Yeah I dunno man I visited there in 2019 so its been some time. You described most of it already.

The women are fine but I went at a wrong time (after a huge international fair so most 10/10s were taking a day off)
post 1668852783 10-03-2022, 08:09 AM
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Pics of the hooker?
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post 1668852833 10-03-2022, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By AccountinggBrah
Pics of the hooker?
Brothels here dont have websites Wincel. No pics
post 1668853803 10-03-2022, 08:29 AM
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Why do you all Turks ride this guys dick?

post 1668853953 10-03-2022, 08:32 AM
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[QUOTE=WishIWasJawBrah post_id=1668853803]Why do you all Turks ride this guys dick?

[img]https://i.imgur.com/0CvVzuT.jpmg][/QUOTE]Theres something sinister behind him. He is paid by the Gulf countries/ Turkish govt to scam people from both countries. I dunno how well known he is among western foreigners but if most brahs on Misc are aware I'll make a thread about that ph@aggot
post 1668854303 10-03-2022, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400
Theres something sinister behind him. He is paid by the Gulf countries/ Turkish govt to scam people from both countries. I dunno how well known he is among western foreigners but if most brahs on Misc are aware I'll make a thread about that ph@aggot
Scam ppl how?

I only know of him because he's made alot of stupid videos of him with euro football players

I doubt anybody on here knows him
post 1668854313 10-03-2022, 08:40 AM
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Erdoğan would be proud bro!
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post 1668854373 10-03-2022, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter
Artemis is fukin excellent

Fell in love with a Turkish German sloot who had a Christina Aguilera Dirrty look going on and let me raw dog
Nah brah its too risky. She offered me that too but I refused. Told me they get checked often and all. You never know
post 1668854413 10-03-2022, 08:41 AM
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How is it that you guys are Muslim, but not fanatical like other Muslims, like in Saudi Arabia, and Syria, and Iraq, and Afghanistan, etc? In other words, how have your people been able to separate religion and government where those others have not so much? You don't have Sharia law, etc?
Could you elaborate on the sexual practices you performed with this lady? Anal? Ass to mouth? Did you go raw or wear a god damn rubber?
post 1668854483 10-03-2022, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400
Theres something sinister behind him. He is paid by the Gulf countries/ Turkish govt to scam people from both countries. I dunno how well known he is among western foreigners but if most brahs on Misc are aware I'll make a thread about that ph@aggot
That would be interesting. I only know him from cooking memes.
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post 1668854723 10-03-2022, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah
Scam ppl how?

I only know of him because he's made alot of stupid videos of him with euro football players

I doubt anybody on here knows him
Government has a project of making an artificial river and then slowly turning it into a strait. Kinda like a second Gallipolli. Of course its a sham and will go nowhere. They did it to send lands to random people but they couldnt find that much dimwits here thatd buy any so they made arrangements with Gulf country governments.

People like him (he is one of the many) are used to spread propoganda through social media to mainly the Arabs. They believe once the project is finished theyll own skyscrapers and be given citizenship.

Irl all the money goes into pockets of Turkish and Arabic politicians
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