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post 1669509933 10-15-2022, 06:56 AM
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how to go about phukking a sloots house im atm.

We drank yesterday and pulled an allnighter with her friends. I passed out on the couch > her friends leave > she goes to sleep in the bedroom > i wake up and make this thread

Shes full asleep its 3 o clock. I dont want to leave without getting my dink suked. But i cant just tell her that she can continue sleeping after ive got my dink suked. Should i go sleep with her and try to cuddle her awake & go for a kiss?


Wat do
post 1669510063 10-15-2022, 07:00 AM
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Is there any reason why you think she wants to hook up with you? Have you hooked up before? If the answer is no then she’s def not going to want you to come knock on her door. If you guys have and you know she likes you then yeah bro just go in there
post 1669510103 10-15-2022, 07:01 AM
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She'll probably call the cops. You should just go home. You're not getting your dink sucked.
post 1669510123 10-15-2022, 07:02 AM
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If she didn't pull you into her bedroom last night she doesn't want you. Just leave bro. Don't pick up a rape charge.
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post 1669510263 10-15-2022, 07:10 AM
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Pics.

Don’t do anything a miscer wouldn’t. So by that I mean go in there and get put in jail
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post 1669510463 10-15-2022, 07:21 AM
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Snap a pic for the bois, and leave. If it didn't happen last night then tours over.
post 1669510483 10-15-2022, 07:22 AM
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you ruined your chance when you passed out on the couch
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post 1669510923 10-15-2022, 07:36 AM
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pulled an all nighter
passed out on couch

pick 1
post 1669511433 10-15-2022, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
you ruined your chance when you passed out on the couch
This

You dun goofed , as you missed the window of opportunity , and never forget it’s a narrow one .
With Sloots only having the mental capacity of a 10 YO boy , you must engage them at the right time , as timing is everything, which would have been when she was still feeling that utopia after socializing with her friends .
But the optics can change rapidly, as her mood could swing different directions at the drop of a hat, or over a simple word you said .
Be careful out there
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post 1669511963 10-15-2022, 08:07 AM
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All these answers. Just fuk off home op. There’s always next time.
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post 1669512013 10-15-2022, 08:09 AM
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OP arrested and charged already? Plz respawn.
post 1669512883 10-15-2022, 08:33 AM
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Just go in there and fuk her
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to phuck her house?

stick dink into doorknob
post 1669519483 10-15-2022, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
OP arrested and charged already? Plz respawn.
Lmao no i bagged

She woke up for the toilet like a minute after i made the thread. Asked me if im ok and i was like yeah but the couch too small, can i draw it out? She said come sleep in the bed.

Spooned, she noticed my diamond hard bonrar & went on from there.


Pics:

ht tps://ibb.co/0tpxLvL

ht tps://ibb.co/Bqm0wsz

Cant finish links sub 50posts.

Ngl the smash was one of my worst performances. I nutted in 2 mins the first round & had trouble reloading my chit but didnt want to drag the break for more than a cig so i phukked with a semi lmao.
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post 1669519613 10-15-2022, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By paramparam⏩
Lmao no i bagged

She woke up for the toilet like a minute after i made the thread. Asked me if im ok and i was like yeah but the couch too small, can i draw it out? She said come sleep in the bed.

Spooned, she noticed my diamond hard bonrar & went on from there.


Pics:

ht tps://ibb.co/0tpxLvL

ht tps://ibb.co/Bqm0wsz

Cant finish links sub 50posts.

Ngl the smash was one of my worst performances. I nutted in 2 mins the first round & had trouble reloading my chit but didnt want to drag the break for more than a cig so i phukked with a semi lmao.
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Originally Posted By paramparam⏩
Lmao no i bagged

She woke up for the toilet like a minute after i made the thread. Asked me if im ok and i was like yeah but the couch too small, can i draw it out? She said come sleep in the bed.

Spooned, she noticed my diamond hard bonrar & went on from there.


Pics:

ht tps://ibb.co/0tpxLvL

ht tps://ibb.co/Bqm0wsz

Cant finish links sub 50posts.

Ngl the smash was one of my worst performances. I nutted in 2 mins the first round & had trouble reloading my chit but didnt want to drag the break for more than a cig so i phukked with a semi lmao.
She looks pretty slooty , and nothing a dentist couldn’t fix. Can’t imagine her body count though
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post 1669521243 10-15-2022, 11:45 AM
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Lol at the cucks who told OP to run away from a woman who let him into her house.
post 1669526723 10-15-2022, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
Lol at the cucks who told OP to run away from a woman who let him into her house.
Lol
Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
She looks pretty slooty , and nothing a dentist couldn’t fix. Can’t imagine her body count though
Probs in the hundreds

Those are good pics she wasnt all that irl. One of those gals who look pretty w heavy makeup but 3/10s without
post 1669527903 10-15-2022, 02:37 PM
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Not bad op, did not think you could pull it off





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butt chin.... but would/10
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post 1669544753 10-15-2022, 08:45 PM
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[QUOTE=stev0n post_id=1669535103]Pics:

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butt chin.... but would/10[/QUOTE]Heres some face pics too.

h ttps://ibb.co/Zh9qZ28
h ttps://ibb.co/kMnxvQS

I sent her a snap after leaving and she hasnt opened it but is online, tours over.
Shouldve gave me a chance to redeem myself from that bad piping.

Stuck-Up Butt chin lookin ass bitch, im way above her league. Dedfknsrs.
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did she reply op

looks like a decent fwb that is into some kinky chit
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Nice OP what banks ATM are you?
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It's ok just pick up a male prostitute on your way home
Would kick em in the nuts
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Originally Posted By paramparam⏩
Heres some face pics too.

https://ibb.co/Zh9qZ28
https://ibb.co/kMnxvQS

I sent her a snap after leaving and she hasnt opened it but is online, tours over.
Shouldve gave me a chance to redeem myself from that bad piping.

Stuck-Up Butt chin lookin ass bitch, im way above her league. Dedfknsrs.
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