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Thread: If Muzzlrpress worked at a muffler shop as a mechanic

post 1669522913 10-15-2022, 12:27 PM
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If Muzzlrpress worked at a muffler shop as a mechanic

He'd be Mufflrpress
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1669523083 10-15-2022, 12:33 PM
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If Muzzlrpress gave out absolutions, He'd be Muzzlbless
post 1669523173 10-15-2022, 12:35 PM
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If Muzzlrpress owned a farm he'd finally have calves.
post 1669523193 10-15-2022, 12:35 PM
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If Muzzlrpress was a baker he'd be MuffinPress
post 1669523213 10-15-2022, 12:37 PM
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He already presses your muff.
post 1669523273 10-15-2022, 12:38 PM
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Is Muzzlrpress Soviet Union is be Muzzlrnofreepress.

Serve Putin.
post 1669523293 10-15-2022, 12:38 PM
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If muzzlerpress was honest with himself his name would be Nuzzleherbreast
post 1669523363 10-15-2022, 12:39 PM
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If Muzzlpress was over 6'2 he would be Muzzlemore
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post 1669523463 10-15-2022, 12:40 PM
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If he was a journalist he'd be Muzzlrpress (press)
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1669523643 10-15-2022, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
If he was a journalist he'd be Muzzlrpress (press)
If Muzzlrpress was anti-free speech he'd be Muzzlethepress.
post 1669523653 10-15-2022, 12:44 PM
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If Muzzlrpress were Jewish he wold be Mazelrpress

If Muzzlrpress were the Jigsaw killer he would be Puzzlrpress
post 1669526543 10-15-2022, 01:59 PM
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Getting tired of everyone coming up with better things than me in my own thread, you come in here and disrespect my whole thread
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1669526623 10-15-2022, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
Getting tired of everyone coming up with better things than me in my own thread, you come in here and disrespect my whole thread
If Antoine99 were tired of everyone coming up with better things he would be Butthurtoine99
post 1669526653 10-15-2022, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
If Muzzlrpress was anti-free speech he'd be Muzzlethepress.
Da. Serve Putin.
post 1669526713 10-15-2022, 02:05 PM
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If muzzlrpress had a social media platform it would be instapress.
I loe e.
post 1669526813 10-15-2022, 02:09 PM
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if muzzlrpress had catbrah's house, he'd be muzzlrmess
post 1669526863 10-15-2022, 02:09 PM
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When Muzzlrpress pulls out, he makes a Muzzlrmess.

edit: fuсk off cheese boy
FL > PA
post 1669526873 10-15-2022, 02:11 PM
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Muzzlrpress lifts weights to relieve Muzzlrstress.
post 1669526933 10-15-2022, 02:12 PM
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If Muzzlrpress were attending a wedding, He'd be Muzzldressed
post 1669526953 10-15-2022, 02:13 PM
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If you went to muzzlpress house you’d be muzzlrguests.
I loe e.
post 1669526983 10-15-2022, 02:14 PM
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If Muzzlrpress were prosecuting Al Capone, he'd be MuzzlrEliotNess.
post 1669527313 10-15-2022, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
If Antoine99 were tired of everyone coming up with better things he would be Butthurtoine99
If Antoine99 were tired of everyone coming up with better things he would be Outshone99
post 1669527473 10-15-2022, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
Getting tired of everyone coming up with better things than me in my own thread, you come in here and disrespect my whole thread
If op wasn’t a ****goot he’d be gay.
I loe e.
post 1669528673 10-15-2022, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
Getting tired of everyone coming up with better things than me in my own thread, you come in here and disrespect my whole thread
If Antoine99 couldn't do better, he'd be Can'toine99.
FL > PA
post 1669529003 10-15-2022, 03:12 PM
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If muzzlr felched his on jizz out of his lady he'd be Okc Guzzlerpress
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1669529023 10-15-2022, 03:14 PM
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ahahaha repped
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post 1669529103 10-15-2022, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
If Antoine99 couldn't do better, he'd be Can'toine99.
If Roldz was a mycologist, he'd be Mouldz.
post 1669529153 10-15-2022, 03:20 PM
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If muzzlpress was a Wall Street banker he would be embezzlpress

If muzzlpress was the head cook at McDonalds he would be sizzlpress
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1669529173 10-15-2022, 03:20 PM
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If Muzzlrpress lifted over his head the ladies in charge of keeping hardons going behind the scenes in porn, he'd be Fluffrpress
post 1669529203 10-15-2022, 03:20 PM
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If muzzlrpress only did Back day, he'd be muzzlrpull
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