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post 1669538873 10-15-2022, 07:00 PM
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Real men don’t do BJJ (srs)

Idc if it’s an effective fighting technique. The idea of “rolling” with another man in a homo erotic way and “submit” each other (kinkyyy) is not it mane.

I wonder how many gay dudes purposely join BJJ gyms to get free foreplay from athletic guys
post 1669539123 10-15-2022, 07:04 PM
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In your opinion, are any grappling sports done by real men?

Wrestling, judo, etc?
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post 1669539203 10-15-2022, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By bartosh⏩
In your opinion, are any grappling sports done by real men?

Wrestling, judo, etc?
No. Judo is slightly less gay because it can be done standing.

A real man should be able to end a fight on his feet by striking or using a gun.
post 1669539213 10-15-2022, 07:06 PM
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It's fun but hella ghey.
post 1669539383 10-15-2022, 07:09 PM
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A lot of the brahs on my wrestling team in hs did try to to be gay. I also briefly joined a BJJ club in college, and I had a feeling most those dudes had seen one up-close.

I'm more of a boxing/MT guy.
post 1669539433 10-15-2022, 07:10 PM
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BJJ is hands down the gayest and least effective martial art in MMA, yeah that's facts.
post 1669540153 10-15-2022, 07:22 PM
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post 1669541113 10-15-2022, 07:39 PM
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honestly i know some dudes that are into BJJ and while not straight up gay they definitely in the closet/bi. Even Rogan, apparent str8 guy, is big into BJJ and we all know he's shown some bi tendencies.
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post 1669541513 10-15-2022, 07:45 PM
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Yea never interested me at all.

I plan to join a boxing/kickboxing gym soon once I am at a better point with my back/neck issues being at a point of being able to really push things. Might eventually try Judo down the line too.
post 1669542113 10-15-2022, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted By niahmas⏩
It was meant for smaller men to beat bigger opponents.
Rickson Gracie said that the original purpose of BJJ was to allow smaller men to sexually assault bigger men.

srs. Lemme find the old video on Kazaa, bro. I promise I'll be back with evidence.
post 1669542173 10-15-2022, 07:56 PM
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its pretty effective if you mix it up with some boxing, muay thai, wrestling.

but i'd rather be striking an opponent in a self defense situation anyways
post 1669542413 10-15-2022, 07:59 PM
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yea, you won't catch me that up close on another man, ever. Respect the skill, but I'll let y'all have that one.
post 1669552623 10-16-2022, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Yea never interested me at all.

I plan to join a boxing/kickboxing gym soon once I am at a better point with my back/neck issues being at a point of being able to really push things. Might eventually try Judo down the line too.
Judo training is brutal.
I watched an hour of it while hitting the bag, and I noped the fuk outta there.

You get thrown hard on your back a LOT. Probably not a good idea if you already have neck and back issues.



BJJ is good to learn some basics so nobody can submit you and rape you. You guys say it’s ghey but you’re basically asking to play the helpless “damsel in distress.”

Good luck with that.
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post 1669552863 10-16-2022, 04:18 AM
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post 1669553563 10-16-2022, 05:02 AM
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post 1669554563 10-16-2022, 05:59 AM
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post 1669554833 10-16-2022, 06:11 AM
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As someone who wrestled a lot in high school, I’ve heard just about every gay joke out there about rolling on the mat with other dudes and it always pissed me off because it’s an immature thing to say.

But with BJJ…..you’re literally in the missionary position with another dude for the vast majority of it. That sh!t is too much.
post 1669554973 10-16-2022, 06:16 AM
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I just say no homo before bumping fists
post 1669555013 10-16-2022, 06:17 AM
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its always the boxing purists that say its gay and they tap so fast lmao
post 1669555523 10-16-2022, 06:36 AM
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Rolling around with sweaty scantily clad men hugging one another. GAY
post 1669555563 10-16-2022, 06:38 AM
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It’s ghay until one of those homos chokes you out from the ground and you find God and die.
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100% agreed, one of the reasons I stopped going to classes

But…

I understand basic bjj defence moves
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Good luck coming at me gays
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Originally Posted By BrunotheBoxer⏩
It’s ghay until one of those homos chokes you out from the ground and you find God and die.
Nah it’s still ghay.

Just because i can fuk a guy to death doesn’t make it not ghay.
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Originally Posted By goonsondeck⏩
its always the boxing purists that say its gay and they tap so fast lmao
I’m not a boxing purist and I’m not even that into combat sports.

I’m just a straight dude and I know when something is off… BJJ is homo af.
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no streetfight is worth winning by dry humping a man on the sidewalk
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post 1669556733 10-16-2022, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
no streetfight is worth winning by dry humping a man on the sidewalk
The only part of bjj that’s applicable to a streetfight is the ability to quickly disengage.

Other than that it’s a “no one else is around to interfere” or it’s “I’m restraining this crazy fukker”
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Originally Posted By TonyTriangles⏩
I feel attacked
I don’t wear a rash guard under gi, and I wear spats with no shorts on no gi day.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
no streetfight is worth winning by dry humping a man on the sidewalk
Couldn’t have said it better brother.
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