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post 1669596133 10-17-2022, 02:05 AM
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in RPGs, do wizards get any pussy? (srs)

the warrior. strong and confident = the most pussy
the rogue/archer. dexterity, probably pretty cool and a good mix of strong/ripped = second most

but does the wizard get any pussy? the wizard seems to be like a lot of men. stuck in their tower all day thinking
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What a topic
post 1669596193 10-17-2022, 02:12 AM
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I loled wtf you think op? You think Gandalf was swimming in poosay? LOL at this thread
post 1669596293 10-17-2022, 02:21 AM
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Seems like a niche that wizards tend to be old/elderly folks, maybe with some past time lovers but never any during the stories. Shoot, even Dr. Strange, who's like the most wizard-esque Marvel hero, doesn't ever get the girl - the ethos by the end of the Dr. Strange multiverse movie was that he's happy with who he is as a hero and loner.

The only series/universe I've seen magic/wizards sexualized is in The Witcher. I guess Harry Potter too, but that's nothing but a universe of wizardry (no warriors or archers).

EDIT: Thinking about it, I guess it's a niche to associate wizardry with strong intelligence, as such they don't give in to their instinctual urges as it's beneath them, and they don't succumb to the temptations of pleasure, focused instead on their work.
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They just summon a sex slave when their staff tingles

post 1669596313 10-17-2022, 02:23 AM
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Better question, do guys who play RPGs get any pussy?
post 1669596413 10-17-2022, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Akd123⏩
I loled wtf you think op? You think Gandalf was swimming in poosay? LOL at this thread
hmm good point
Originally Posted By Visel⏩
Seems like a niche that wizards tend to be old/elderly folks, maybe with some past time lovers but never any during the stories. Shoot, even Dr. Strange, who's like the most wizard-esque Marvel hero, doesn't ever get the girl - the ethos by the end of the Dr. Strange multiverse movie was that he's happy with who he is as a hero and loner.

The only series/universe I've seen magic/wizards sexualized is in The Witcher. I guess Harry Potter too, but that's nothing but a universe of wizardry (no warriors or archers).

EDIT: Thinking about it, I guess it's a niche to associate wizardry with strong intelligence, as such they don't give in to their instinctual urges as it's beneath them, and they don't succumb to the temptations of pleasure, focused instead on their work.
interesting man. i wonder what wizards actually do all day
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They just summon a sex slave when their staff tingles

ayy lmao

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post 1669596513 10-17-2022, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted By 7empest⏩
interesting man. i wonder what wizards actually do all day
Made me think of LOTR. I know it's not a direct comparison because the wizards in that were all technically another species/race, and lived longer than everyone else by centuries. But in the movies at least, seemed like all the wizards were focused on politics or research, with the exception of Radagast who spent time protecting wildlife and nature, and indulging in the drugs or intoxicants of nature too.
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Originally Posted By Visel⏩
Made me think of LOTR. I know it's not a direct comparison because the wizards in that were all technically another species/race, and lived longer than everyone else by centuries. But in the movies at least, seemed like all the wizards were focused on politics or research, with the exception of Radagast who spent time protecting wildlife and nature, and indulging in the drugs or intoxicants of nature too.
oh really what drugs did he partake in?

and yeah, they always seem to be in their fukking towers resarching stuff.
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post 1669596643 10-17-2022, 02:48 AM
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can't they just bill cosby a bish with some spells or summin
post 1669596913 10-17-2022, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted By 7empest⏩
oh really what drugs did he partake in?

and yeah, they always seem to be in their fukking towers resarching stuff.
The Tolkein book version confirms pipe-weed and such is tobacco and doesn't allude to drug indulgence for any character beyond tobacco and alcohol to my knowledge.

The Peter Jackson Film version alludes pipe weed to meaning marijuana though. An obvious scene is Radagast appearing nervous and Gandalf sharing pipe weed, and his eyes going crossed like he just got high or something in The Hobbit.

Also theres a deleted scene where Merry and Pippin find themselves in Saruman's sort of treasury of food and stuff during the siege. The scene also alludes to some potential psychoactive property of the plant as they laugh and smoke comes out from the building.



Outside of that there's not really any drug insinuations really. I think Radagast was seen brewing some potions in The Hobbit to treat sickly animals, so he might know some fun recipes for concoctions too.
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I think if you could win fights by chucking fireballs at people then you'd get a chit ton. Or even just put on magic shows (using actual magic lol) and gather a crowd and you'd get lots that way too. Or just straight up enchanting a bish to make her like you.
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I always pick a magic character when playing a new RPG, and I hate it when they are under-powered. Like, wtf man I'm shooting fire let me fry these fools. Stupid game dev nerds, jelous of all the magemogger tail.
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Originally Posted By 7empest⏩
ayy lmao

never used the succubus, was always using the imp or voidwalker
homo detected
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A dark wizard probably gets puzzay.
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
Better question, do guys who play RPGs get any pussy?
some of the goth dnd chicks are hot
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
some of the goth dnd chicks are hot
Pics?
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
some of the goth dnd chicks are hot
fiction
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so Wizards are basically the incels of the RPG world?

or maybe they'd just rather read tomes/scrolls/books.

I would say Monks get the least, but that's more of a conscious decision
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imagine a miscer becooming a wizard without spending most of his research on charm spells
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
imagine a miscer becooming a wizard without spending most of his research on charm spells
Well if it's a miscer, then said wizard will obviously have high charisma by default.
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Well if it's a miscer, then said wizard will obviously have high charisma by default.
I think I'd be most concerned about miscer necromancers getting pussy

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Originally Posted By 7empest⏩
the warrior. strong and confident = the most pussy
the rogue/archer. dexterity, probably pretty cool and a good mix of strong/ripped = second most

but does the wizard get any pussy? the wizard seems to be like a lot of men. stuck in their tower all day thinking
Yes but in human reality a Wizard is someone who has transcended humanity and not even managed to kiss a woman by 40.
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
Better question, do guys who play RPGs get any pussy?
If they lift
Originally Posted By 7empest⏩
the warrior. strong and confident = the most pussy
the rogue/archer. dexterity, probably pretty cool and a good mix of strong/ripped = second most

but does the wizard get any pussy? the wizard seems to be like a lot of men. stuck in their tower all day thinking
There are lots of quests that are a direct result of them trying to get pussy in the worst ways. Mind control spells, demon summoning, etc.. They spend so much time studying magic that they have no people skills and repel human females, so they have to resort to summoning succubi which probably goes wrong and now we gotta accept a quest to quell a horde of ass raping goblins or something.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
If they lift
that's funny - the gf and I went out for drinks recently with a new friend I met at my strongman gym and his wife. They are apparently HUGE tabletop gamers and we will probably be joining one of their future game nights they have with their gamer friends
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Originally Posted By sooby⏩
so Wizards are basically the incels of the RPG world?

or maybe they'd just rather read tomes/scrolls/books.

I would say Monks get the least, but that's more of a conscious decision
i think so mate

wizards sacrifice everything for intelligence
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Also lol @ warrior mains being outclassed by valkyries, just fukking lol.
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