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post 1670259873 10-29-2022, 05:02 AM
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Being a Bartender is Lowering my already Low Opinion of Women

These sloots ain't loyal mane. Pls take us back to the 1950's
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post 1670259903 10-29-2022, 05:03 AM
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Try another job
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post 1670259933 10-29-2022, 05:04 AM
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post 1670259983 10-29-2022, 05:04 AM
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Bro girls go to bars to get laid, whether it's the 1950s or 1850s or 2050s

Alcohol brings out the worst in people, not always, but especially when they get hammered
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post 1670260013 10-29-2022, 05:05 AM
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were ya lookin at my gut?

yes you were

I saw yeh

What'r yeh lookin at my gut fer?
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post 1670260053 10-29-2022, 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
were ya lookin at my gut?

yes you were

I saw yeh

What'r yeh lookin at my gut fer?
Like chit and strawberry shortcake, Randy.
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post 1670260093 10-29-2022, 05:08 AM
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why bartender
post 1670260163 10-29-2022, 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
were ya lookin at my gut?

yes you were

I saw yeh

What'r yeh lookin at my gut fer?
Finally a good post. Repped
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post 1670260263 10-29-2022, 05:15 AM
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It's a bar, what do you expect, virginal church maidens? It's not like there's a dudebro drinking culture equivalent for women, so what can you expect to see besides women acting like men and roasties.
post 1670260313 10-29-2022, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted By CelkyN6⏩
It's a bar, what do you expect, virginal church maidens? It's not like there's a dudebro drinking culture equivalent for women, so what can you expect to see besides women acting like men and roasties.
Women to handle their liquor? Not flirt with me while your husband is right beside you tipping me? Like I said ****gor, my bar for women is already pretty low
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post 1670260343 10-29-2022, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
Women to handle their liquor? Not flirt with me while your husband is right beside you tipping me? Like I said ****gor, my bar for women is already pretty low
So, you work at a bar for women.
post 1670260423 10-29-2022, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted By iputyouatapoint⏩
So, you work at a bar for women.
It's mostly old men. Srs. No homo
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post 1670260463 10-29-2022, 05:23 AM
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Most people have low opinions of bartenders.

Sloot bartenders are the biggest sloots.
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post 1670260623 10-29-2022, 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
Women to handle their liquor? Not flirt with me while your husband is right beside you tipping me? Like I said ****gor, my bar for women is already pretty low
A tolerance for alcohol isn't feminine, as for the flirting thing that's only unforgivable if they were sober, you're a lifter and women are subconsciously attracted to beefy builds regardless of how loyal they are the same way we're attracted to phat asses.
post 1670260653 10-29-2022, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Most people have low opinions of bartenders.

Sloot bartenders are the biggest sloots.
If only you autistic miscers knew how fun the job can be. And no, sloot bartenders are no more slooty than regular sloots.
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post 1670260733 10-29-2022, 05:27 AM
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post 1670260793 10-29-2022, 05:28 AM
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post 1670260833 10-29-2022, 05:29 AM
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all women are whores

misc will still cope
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post 1670260843 10-29-2022, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
were ya lookin at my gut?

yes you were

I saw yeh

What'r yeh lookin at my gut fer?
It turns me on
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post 1670260883 10-29-2022, 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
all women are whores

misc will still cope
Most reasonable post itt no cap
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post 1670268033 10-29-2022, 08:45 AM
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I never got a chance to bartend, but I used to do alcohol/beer sampling for a company as a side gig.


Easy flirting opportunities. Lots of cute sloots too. I actually might get back into it once I renew my alcohol license.
post 1670268483 10-29-2022, 08:53 AM
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Tell us stories OP
post 1670269493 10-29-2022, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩
Tell us stories OP
What voidgaze said is true. I basically just flirt with any semi attractive sloot that walks up. Really easy to get numbers. Also the best way to bang cocktail servers.

My stories are pretty tame. It is pretty shocking how many swingers there are however. Or Reddit cucks maybe? Just last night there was a blonde sloot that was trying to get me to visit her in the city. Meanwhile her husband is tipping me 10s and 20s per drink. Odd behavior.

Another similar situation happened a week ago and the sloot got so drunk she could barely walk. Constantly playing with her hair and asking me to visit her while her bf is literally right beside her.

The stories and conversations I have with based boomers is one of the best parts of the job. Srs.

That's why I laugh at that ******* who said that people don't respect bartenders. I have a relaxed job where I'm surrounded by hot women, I work with my hands, no p.c. bull****, and I get to hear cool stories in a fun fast paced environment.

I just remembered a short story. I had a busy bar and the cocktail rings up a 100 dollar ticket, like 12 or 13 drinks. In between me making her drinks a woman comes up and complains that she's been waiting a long time. I stop making the cocktail's order (something I don't normally do because her guests are waiting for the drinks already and she tips me out at the end of the night) to make her two fruity foo foo drinks. She stiffs me.

So later on that night she comes back with her hot friend. I ignore them to serve some boomer that just walked up to the bar who I knew would tip me. The hot friend gets an attitude and I tell her I need to serve people in order. She bitches some, I ignore her and ask her what she wants. She says nothing I'm leaving. I just say "bye" and go back to slinging drinks.

Inb4 cool story, yeah I know I'm a chit story teller
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