I was at a tailgate/party on Saturday with a group of friends who are a couple years older, my friends from growing up and early high school. The guys are all around 40 years old now, and are married to girls who are like mid 30s. It's kind of what I'd call a group of "Wealthy Tradie" types of people, where they live in a $600k house that they did most of the work on, and earn something like $100k that goes up to $150k or so in a good year. In terms of appearance, the guys are in the 4-6 range(but funny and charasmatic), and the girls they married are all like 7-8(but have all had kids, so they aren't as in shape as before but still attractive).

Anyways, I'm a couple years younger and in shape, and I'm by far the best looking guy at this party, and and am always traveling and live a life that these girls are probably really impressed by from social media while they do the domestic thing. I had two of the guys wives come up and try to set the stage for some type of later cheating.

One of the girls came to me as soon as I arrived, and she started asking all these probing questions about my situation and she made a point to emphasize that her husband wasn't there at the time. Then she also told me that I should come to our high school reunion in like 12 months(this girl was my age at the same school) which her husband also wouldn't be at and it would just be her that night while looking deep into my eyes. This girl has 3 kids now and would probably love to get some secret dick on the side once without anybody finding out. There's no chance I'd ever go to a reunion, but I'm not really friends with her husband so if I were presented with a chance where we were alone and it was something that could happen quickly and be finished, I'd maybe consider it with enough alcohol in my system.

Then another girl is actually the wife of my friend, who were the couple throwing the party. She mentioned to me a couple times that, "She wants to move on" and there were a couple times she came up and put her head on my shoulder while rubbing my back and other flirty things. She recently started going to Grad School and is sleeping away from home for like 4 nights per week, so I figure she's on a mission to at least get some side dick just to spice up her boring life. I've known her husband since I was about 5 years old, and have known her ever since he first started dating her like 15 years ago. My friend(her husband) is actually being groomed to take over her father's company, so I doubt they would actually get divorced or break up, but one of those situations where I think she just wants to get more dick while she's still reasonably attractive. While I only see him maybe 2-3 times per year now, her husband is one of my best friends throughout the years, and the only time I'd ever do anything sexual with her would be with his express permission.

Anyways, is this chit typical? I was never a good looking guy growing up, and me being the best looking guy in a group that all the "taken" girls want to fuk is kind of a new phenomenon. And this wasn't the typical, "Hey are you single? Let me set you up with one of my friends" type thing. It was, "I wish you were fuking me in the bathroom right now." type of thing.

And then you woke up.

Nope, everything written here is 100% true.

The sad thing is both of those women are probably already cheating, they just want to do it with you too.

And both those situations are disasters waiting to happen. Don't deal with even the slightest potential for drama, especially with a friend group.

Didnt read.

they definitely do.

My co-worker told me she was an ex-stripper last week lol. I was like what am I going to do with this information?

then she asked me to make breakfast for her because I shared a recipe.

this is on top of her telling me her husband is a deadbeat and they don't have sex.

She also booked another 1 on 1 working session with me tomorrow in her office. uhhhhhh

Grown adults on a bunch of he said she said woopty woo man it's meaningless

Tell you what brother I'm a wild man I'm not a domestic creature, I've seen so many wives like this like they are somebody's high school girlfriend

Man I swear the suburbs does something to people these ladies are desperate, the men too so many of them sleeping around doing who knows what

Every time they start acting like they wanna risk it all I shut them down because:

A) The Lord says no adultery

B) I respect the man

You're playing like this bro you ain't any different this is how it happens these little kingdoms and little dramas

Bro chicks will go out of their way to tempt you if you are in a relationship too like it's an ego trip

Man there ain't nothin to be gained from a trifling floozy but a good girl you would die for them

You're just playing your ego man what are your goals in life besides looking good on social media

Because that's what they are after, meaning, love, passion, anything to break the monotony

Tell you what brother my life ain't monotony but it's not easy either and people want easy

What lesson are we suppose to take from this? Gotta beat the wife every week or so to keep her in line?

Wealthy......$600k houses. LOL

And to answer your question.....yes pretty typical when you hang around trash people like your social circle.

So these girls all live in somewhat rural areas and are married and either have kids or work. Even if they were putting out feelers hard, they just aren't living lives with a lot of opportunities to cheat. Most likely for them would be a "fuking the neighbor" type of thing.

There was a recent incident in our friend circle too. I have a close-knit group of 5 friends.

the shortest guy in the group has the tallest gf lol. He's about 5'9. She's 5'10 barefeet. She is also out of his league realistically speaking. He's kind of ugly but has bic muscles and NW0 hairline. happy funny guy. Very rich, he sports her whole bougey life style. they live in a penthouse downtown and drive around in his Porsche Cayanne.


Anyway, when I was single I matched with her profile on tinder and I sent him screenshots. He later found out she was cheating already with another guy.


They broke up for maybe 2 weeks. but got back together. He forgave her cheating.

Fast forward a few months.

He finds her cheating again, but with one of the guys in our friend group. The guy he's best friends with since like 20 yrs ago. BROOTAL


now our friend circle is disintegrated. nobody is talking to each other anymore lol.

This dude tried to play lets compare bank accounts and come to find out his co-worker used to be a stripper. LOL literally cant make this stuff up. All facts while we can already guess he will cope by making fun of my wife who he has never met or seen. LOL

Lol @ degen tradies.

This isn't anything new.

I've had several friends' wives hit on me (majority of them when they were drunk).

Sloots gonna sloot.

The lesson is to not marry trash.

Brother if you think senators and billionaires aren't on some he said she said soap opera tomfoolery then you are mistaken

Maybe it sounds wild in 2022 but maybe marriage is a sacred thing and if you mess around you are gonna find out

Imagine typing an entire fanfiction of things that didn't happen.

This explains a lot.

Very rich - Porsche cayenne.
5 close knit friends - dude bangs buddy's wife

I see how you roll. LOLz. Hilarious.

lol yeah I got pretty blackpilled a number of years ago when one of my close good friend's girlfriends invited me out for a coffee sometime, obviously in a flirtatious manner. It's like women just front loyalty but internally they're all very easily willing sloots.

for the last time,

No you autist genetic reject. the point is, you can have a billion dollars and your wife is still ugly. you are the lowest form of betabuxx loser. Do you understand you genetic reject?

get it in your autistic skull

Put the crack pipe down Clovis. Where in any of my posts have I said Senators and Billionaires are all up and up people?
I am making 2 separate comments on this one. Hence the line break. Do you comprehend this?

Called it. This dope played right into the trap LOLz.

VERY RICH - drives a porsche cayenne. LOL bro my friend who isnt considered Very Rich....his 15 year old son just got his permit and my buddy gave him his Porsche Cayenne. LOL clown.

look at this betabuxx genetic reject




JFL

You the one with the stripper co worker and rotting food on your floors bro. LOL and those are facts straight from you all the while you make up things about me for you to be able to sleep at night.

Yes....im the slow pimpin dude that are in your nightmares. The one that you try to compare bank accounts with only to find out your colleague smells like bed bath and beyond and shakes her butt in a thong. LOL classic

It's more common than you think.

When I got to my first unit, most of the older guys were married. I was young, single and tanned.

We often had drinking parties of whatever sort (advancements/initiations/returning from deployments, etc) and always some of the wives were thirsty for something new.

These hoes ain't loyal.

Brother this is how I talk in real life, I'm saying it's not about class it's about character, no amount of money buys loyalty

You think it's about the car you drive and the value of your house but it's about the person you are inside

This is how people talk down here in general I just clean it up when I write it down for the internet

Also I don't drink and I don't smoke or do drugs I'm just a very out of the ordinary individual

The thing is, neither of these girls are what I'd consider "trashy". They're small town girls who got married at 23-25 years old and are now in their 30s after about 10 years of marriage. But both came from good families and had good upbringings.

Yeah that's what I'm saying bro their lives are too easy and they get bored, there's no such thing as a "perfect life" and people get bored with their "perfect lives" out in their perfect suburbs