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Forum ยป Did you hear about the woman who kept on getting DWIs?
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Thread: Did you hear about the woman who kept on getting DWIs?

post 1670470313 11-01-2022, 07:17 PM
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Did you hear about the woman who kept on getting DWIs?

She gets pulled over and the cop walks over to her car. He unzips his fly and the woman goes...








Oh no! Not the breathalyzer again!
Not in the AM
post 1670470333 11-01-2022, 07:18 PM
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post 1670470843 11-01-2022, 07:27 PM
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Guy walks into the restroom at a bar and goes for the urinal.

Next to him is a very drunk man with no arms trying get his dick out to piss.

First man stops and ask the guy if he needs some help.

Second guy tells him if he just unzips his pants and he can do the rest.

So the guy feeling sorry for him helps him unzip and goes about his business.

The first guy finishes up and notices the drunk man still having trouble.

He ask the man if he still needs some help.

The drunk man says if you can just pull it out I'll handle the rest.

The first man feeling sorry for him goes to help and when he does he notices the drunk guys dick is just disgusting.

Green. Infected. Swollen. You name it.

The first guy tries to not judge as he is still feeling sorry for this man.

He waits until the guy finishes and gets everything back in its place and turns to leave.

Before he walks out the door he turns back and says "I got to ask man, how did your dick end up line that?"

Drunk guy then slides his arms through the sleeves of his shirt, grabs his beer off the urinal and says " I dunno man but I'm sure as **** not going to touch it" and walks out.
post 1670470963 11-01-2022, 07:28 PM
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That joke was completely unfunny.
post 1670471303 11-01-2022, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By TheTwilightZone⏩
That joke was completely unfunny.
This guy gets breathalyzed a lot.
Not in the AM
post 1670471493 11-01-2022, 07:38 PM
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