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11-02-2022, 07:23 PM
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- CoolKnees
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I've decided to become a simp
I've come to accept that I'm not loveable.
There's no one out there for me.
The only thing I could do to be of value to this world is to shower others with love, support and attention but I will never receive it.
I am the bridesmaid but never the bride.
I am the SIMP.
Any tips on simping effectively misc? (Also I don't want to spend a dime cause I'm not a richcel)

There's no one out there for me.
The only thing I could do to be of value to this world is to shower others with love, support and attention but I will never receive it.
I am the bridesmaid but never the bride.
I am the SIMP.
Any tips on simping effectively misc? (Also I don't want to spend a dime cause I'm not a richcel)
11-02-2022, 07:27 PM
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- GreenWave1
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"become"
Jesus is my lifting partner.
11-02-2022, 07:28 PM
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"I don't want to spend a dime"
11-02-2022, 07:36 PM
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You sound like a woman. If you focused on something other than reaching 10k posts on the misc I bet you'd have hoes all on you. But you're not even missing anything, relationships are a waste of effort until you're financially independent. You'll end up spending so much time and money in relationships that you're going to hurt your retirement.
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11-02-2022, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted By cavillac⏩
Yeah 10k posts over a timespan of 10 years thats less than 3 posts per day you dumb fckin coontYou sound like a woman. If you focused on something other than reaching 10k posts on the misc I bet you'd have hoes all on you. But you're not even missing anything, relationships are a waste of effort until you're financially independent. You'll end up spending so much time and money in relationships that you're going to hurt your retirement.

11-02-2022, 07:51 PM
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You've been a simp your whole damn life
*eggs crew*
*raiders crew*
11-02-2022, 07:51 PM
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Easy. Just care for a woman like she’s yours while you watch her be with other men.
It’s really not that hard to simp!
It’s really not that hard to simp!
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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