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post 1670554883 11-03-2022, 07:29 AM
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Lol @ dog owners

As I was leaving for work this morning I saw this dogcuck crouching on the sidewalk picking up his dog's freshly laid turd.

Imagine being a dog, free food, free housing, walking around the neighborhood, going to the park with your boys and a manslave to pick up your poop and wipe your piss.

I also think its funny how the dog looks at you while their pooping. Looking straight into your eyes as if saying "yeah that's right, I'm about to drop a fat deuce right here. Get that baggy ready boy. Now pick it up."

post 1670555193 11-03-2022, 07:35 AM
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Truth. I feel like an absolute cuck walking my dog srs. Would be different if I had a fenced in area that I could let her roam free, like a horse. Owning a horse is alpha. Walking a little mutt around on a leash feels like the ultimate in sissification
post 1670555253 11-03-2022, 07:35 AM
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Dogs are pretty cool but I just can’t understand how the price of dog ownership is worth it to some people, there’s simply isn’t anything in this world that’s worth picking up dog ****, I guess maybe for a couple of million dollars per year salary it would make sense to pick up some dog ****.
post 1670555283 11-03-2022, 07:35 AM
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Dogs are awesome though, so fuk it.
post 1670555413 11-03-2022, 07:36 AM
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Imagine being a low vibrational entity that hates dogs. Negged.
post 1670555533 11-03-2022, 07:39 AM
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Weak people don't like dogs

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post 1670556673 11-03-2022, 07:58 AM
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Well if it isn't picked up which is even worse, you will step on that chit eventually, so it is the best of 2 bad options.
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post 1670556923 11-03-2022, 08:02 AM
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Dogs are special creatures, man. You develop a real bond with them, especially if you get them as a puppy or a rescue.
post 1670557063 11-03-2022, 08:05 AM
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OP's mum won't let him have a dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGTsjkHzM4
post 1670557163 11-03-2022, 08:07 AM
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Jokes on you, you probably looked through a bunch of pictures of dogs chitting to find "the right one" just to post it here to rant about dogs like a ****git

And they look at you while they chit because they see you as the leader and are looking to you for protection while they put themselves in the vulnerable position of taking a dump

What tf is wrong with you that you don't like dogs? Mommy won't let you have one so youre a bitter bich?
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post 1670557563 11-03-2022, 08:13 AM
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Negged. Miserable bastards hate dogs.
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*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
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post 1670557693 11-03-2022, 08:15 AM
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Dont be mad noone ever loved you OP youre just jelous of the love pets receive from their humans
post 1670558113 11-03-2022, 08:22 AM
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ITT dogowners big mad because OP is right

Lol'd @ projecting he "hates dogs"; cope





Take a black light to your living space as a dog owner; there's feces/urine EVERYWHERE

Disgustening
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post 1670558463 11-03-2022, 08:27 AM
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LOL at having a dog and living in an apartment. I let my dog out in the yard and he sh!ts and barks where he wants. Then he comes inside the house and guards it like a boss. (Ded fkn Srs)
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post 1670558783 11-03-2022, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
Dogs are pretty cool but I just can’t understand how the price of dog ownership is worth it to some people, there’s simply isn’t anything in this world that’s worth picking up dog ****, I guess maybe for a couple of million dollars per year salary it would make sense to pick up some dog ****.
I make a hair under 200k/year picking up dog chit srs
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post 1670558833 11-03-2022, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Negged. Miserable bastards hate dogs.
This, OP is a *******
post 1670559023 11-03-2022, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By CoolKnees⏩
Imagine being a dog, free food, free housing, walking around the neighborhood, going to the park with your boys and a manslave to pick up your poop and wipe your piss.
Now you know how your mom feels about you....bitch
post 1670559203 11-03-2022, 08:37 AM
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I even tell her good girl.

I pick up the poop when no one’s around tho cuz I ain’t about that life of having dog know I follow it around and clean up. But we stay on my property and I don’t have to worry about people thinking I’m not cleaning up dog chit.

Anyways there’s literally nothing better than having a smart dog. Legit been blown away by how amazing they can be when you have enough time in your life to properly train and you get a naturally very intelligent animal.

After I get training for mouse hunting down with the terrier gonna work on a well trained mastiff as I get a few cows and horses, then will work on figuring out how to train a herding dog as final challenge.

Honestly very rewarding pets to own if you have the time for them and a job for them to do.
post 1670564713 11-03-2022, 10:16 AM
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The bond is like no other. I'll even admit that I cried like a bitch and had a hard time when my rescue passed at 5 from an aggressive Lymphoma last year...
post 1670565673 11-03-2022, 10:30 AM
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There are cats that think it's hilarious to do the thing where they look you directly in the eyes as they proceed to take a huge dump in their litter box you just got done cleaning literally 3 seconds ago, too. As if the catbrahs are saying "lol yeah, you just cleaned 2 or 3 days worth of my chit, piss, and filth. Well, here's some more for ya! Lulz".
post 1670565883 11-03-2022, 10:34 AM
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post 1670565933 11-03-2022, 10:35 AM
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I don’t pick up poop up srs

Always lol as my dogs leave mounds of chit in someone’s rose bushes
post 1670617073 11-04-2022, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
Dogs are special creatures, man. You develop a real bond with them, especially if you get them as a puppy or a rescue.
Truth right here.
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post 1670617133 11-04-2022, 07:19 AM
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Lol @ living anywhere u gotta pick up a turd.my dog goes in the neighbors yard like an alpha
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post 1670618103 11-04-2022, 07:36 AM
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Ofc you post a girl dog that's only meant to be emotionally comforting and look cute while telling us about how supposedly worthless the most compatible bro-tier species with humans that will throw it's life away in defense of u is.
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