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Thread: JFL if you don't cover toilet water with toilet paper before you take a chit

post 1670557153 11-03-2022, 08:07 AM
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JFL if you don't cover toilet water with toilet paper before you take a chit

Prevents toilet water (with your chit) from splashing onto your ass cheek. Best way to keep your ass cheeks clean especially if you are out in public and you can't shower afterward.
post 1670557413 11-03-2022, 08:11 AM
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post 1670557593 11-03-2022, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By ymer⏩
Does it keep your tampon dry as well?
Are you implying it's more masculine to smear your ass cheeks with chit-stained toilet water?
post 1670557713 11-03-2022, 08:17 AM
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If you aim correctly, the splash can fly up and wash your ass after each pinch
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post 1670558023 11-03-2022, 08:21 AM
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I used to do this to stop monsters from coming up from the sewer and biting me in the ass


Also I figured it was like a reverse color ice cream sandwich, white outside poop inside, and it would appease the sewer monsters and make them happy with me. So they wouldn’t bite me in the ass.
post 1670558203 11-03-2022, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
I used to do this to stop monsters from coming up from the sewer and biting me in the ass


Also I figured it was like a reverse color ice cream sandwich, white outside poop inside, and it would appease the sewer monsters and make them happy with me. So they wouldn’t bite me in the ass.
ya never know the no-knock warrant point of entry
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post 1670558593 11-03-2022, 08:28 AM
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post 1670558663 11-03-2022, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By PectoralBrah⏩
No he’s implying you have poor consistency of poop. Tight and dense, and upon collision, a geyser jets right into your angus

Get your stool examined for nutrient deficiency
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post 1670559193 11-03-2022, 08:37 AM
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would rather have nice clean water rinse my arse srs

just LOL at using a thin piece of paper between your finger and a place where chit comes out of, and then go on with your day



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post 1670559913 11-03-2022, 08:51 AM
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I legit am dropping a deuce rn at work and did precisely this before hand. Are you a wizard or something? Currently dropping some into what I call the poo parachute.
post 1670560973 11-03-2022, 09:08 AM
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Girls do this srs especially victoria secret model Lorena Rae (don’t ask me how i know )

The TP forms an island as such effectively dry storing the chocolate anaconda that lets off the almightest stink that fills the room with an eye watering aroma that is groce srs

ded fkin serious only 1 or 2 plys to break the fall is required anymore and the above statement happens srs


1 or at a push 2 plys srs
post 1670561173 11-03-2022, 09:12 AM
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Interesting technique. Will try the next time I take a chit.
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post 1670561473 11-03-2022, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By buwbs⏩
Girls do this srs especially victoria secret model Lorena Rae (don’t ask me how i know )

The TP forms an island as such effectively dry storing the chocolate anaconda that lets off the almightest stink that fills the room with an eye watering aroma that is groce srs

ded fkin serious only 1 or 2 plys to break the fall is required anymore and the above statement happens srs


1 or at a push 2 plys srs
heheh. Dasit.
post 1670561553 11-03-2022, 09:17 AM
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