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post 1670644683 11-04-2022, 03:51 PM
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My landlord just asked me to bang his wife srs

Long story short I haven't paid rent in over 8 months, and there is nothing he can do about it.

Today he knocked on my door, and we was super friendly. He was smelling alcohol and cigarettes dead fk srs. He talked to me like he was trying to sell me something and he was super desperate.

He showed me pictures of his wife half naked and he was like ¨ Down for it my boy?¨. I was like ¨What?¨. And he was like ¨bro we are friends. That's what friends do. I'll send her over and you can bang her. Only condition is I can watch while you do it¨.

I was shocked because as I said I haven't paid rent in over 8 months and now he wants me to **** his wife while he watches dead fk srs.

I know there are a lot of homecels here. Is this a tactic? Is he trying to get friendly with me so I pay rent or something? Srs
post 1670645123 11-04-2022, 03:59 PM
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Masturbate in her vagina.
post 1670645543 11-04-2022, 04:04 PM
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post 1670645903 11-04-2022, 04:12 PM
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Its a trap.

But after 8 months you deserve it.
post 1670646023 11-04-2022, 04:16 PM
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Mentally ill larper.


Just yesterday you were bragging about not having paid your rent in 7 months and dipped off to Africa.



My theory is OP makes threads pretending to be living the last gay porno he just finished watching m
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post 1670646293 11-04-2022, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Mentally ill larper.


Just yesterday you were bragging about not having paid your rent in 7 months and dipped off to Africa.



My theory is OP makes threads pretending to be living the last gay porno he just finished watching m
He's supposedly a banker...who is clueless about how mortgages work.
post 1670646773 11-04-2022, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Mentally ill larper.


Just yesterday you were bragging about not having paid your rent in 7 months and dipped off to Africa.



My theory is OP makes threads pretending to be living the last gay porno he just finished watching m
Bro i'm not mentally i'll I just like to bang your mom really much srs
post 1670647013 11-04-2022, 04:37 PM
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post 1670647163 11-04-2022, 04:41 PM
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post 1670647333 11-04-2022, 04:45 PM
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As a Lord by land and title, the wife in question is likely just one female from his large harem
post 1670648973 11-04-2022, 05:23 PM
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If I was a bull I’d always be paranoid the cuck would get jealous and try to murder me mid thrust. How can any man just willingly sit there while his wife is getting plowed by another man?
post 1670649823 11-04-2022, 05:46 PM
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Make it clear that this wipes the previous 8 months of rent and this is how you will be paying rent in the future
post 1670649863 11-04-2022, 05:46 PM
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post 1670649913 11-04-2022, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By me12inch⏩
She knows.....She knows that white homecel is a loser just fk LMAOOOOOOOOO
post 1670649933 11-04-2022, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
Make it clear that this wipes the previous 8 months of rent and this is how you will be paying rent in the future
yeah I mean the way he was talking this is what he was implying, but I refuse to pay rent so I shouldn't bang her right? dead fk srs
post 1670650003 11-04-2022, 05:50 PM
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Just tell him you're not interested to spend 30 seconds watching body parts jiggle that really shouldn't be.
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