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post 1670683483 11-05-2022, 11:46 AM
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What do if need to take a huge chit in hotel with new girl in room?

First time taking new girl on a trip and stay at hotel with thin bathroom doors and toilet next to door
Need to take a huge chit
Can even hear water running when door is closed

How to subtly drop a huge load without embarrassing sounds?

What if TV is off and can’t turn up volume to cast over the noise because it’s bed time?
post 1670683603 11-05-2022, 11:49 AM
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Just dump in the shower and she'll think you're just showering. Make sure the vent fan is on.
post 1670683653 11-05-2022, 11:51 AM
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Go use the lobby restroom.

Hotel rooms are notorious for not having exhaust fans. So the sound of your dump may not be your biggest problem.
post 1670683713 11-05-2022, 11:52 AM
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Don't worry. As we know, women don't poop, so i doubt she will even understand what you are doing in there.
post 1670683733 11-05-2022, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By PyleShazam⏩
Just dump in the shower and she'll think you're just showering. Make sure the vent fan is on.
This. Just stomp it down the drain
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post 1670683793 11-05-2022, 11:55 AM
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Just chit and do a courtesy flush

Da hell is wrong with you people on this forum
post 1670683843 11-05-2022, 11:56 AM
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Tell her you're going to get some ice. If they don't have a bathroom on your floor, just toss it behind the ice machine.
post 1670683953 11-05-2022, 11:59 AM
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Lay her on the floor and chit on her chest.
I loe e.
post 1670684183 11-05-2022, 12:02 PM
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That's what the balcony is for, just fling it and it's now somebody else's problem. Balcony brah taught us that.
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post 1670684353 11-05-2022, 12:05 PM
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I usually book a second room for that
post 1670684373 11-05-2022, 12:05 PM
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Assertment of male dominance. The louder it is, the better.
Just make sure she doesn't fukking do it.
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post 1670684503 11-05-2022, 12:07 PM
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Turn shower on

Courtesy flush


And put towels on your lap to suppress the sound

Lol
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post 1670684603 11-05-2022, 12:09 PM
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Just take a bunch of loo paper ...but like a LOT and make a landing pad in the toilet bowl. Problem sorted And cough as you fart and turn up the music!
post 1670684613 11-05-2022, 12:09 PM
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m8 i booked a room in phuket city Thailand,

my ladyboy gf was in the room, and the stall only had a shower sheet door covering

i walked in there took a massive chit with the shower running

ladyboy had no clue lol
post 1670684743 11-05-2022, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Turn shower on

Courtesy flush


And put towels on your lap to suppress the sound

Lol
What if already showered and need to take chit at 3am when everything is extremely quiet and can hear a pin drop? She is a light sleeper
post 1670685083 11-05-2022, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Turn shower on

Courtesy flush


And put towels on your lap to suppress the sound

Lol
This. Lol
post 1670685373 11-05-2022, 12:23 PM
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This happened. Negged OP.
post 1670686413 11-05-2022, 12:45 PM
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I remember when I stayed with my ex at a hotel for the first time I just didn’t eat anything the day before or the day we were there I so didn’t ****
post 1670686583 11-05-2022, 12:50 PM
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Be a man and take an enormous stanley steamer dump in there. The louder and stinkier the better. She will dampen at the sheer masculinity of it all and beg for the entire 4.5 inches of your massive, sturdy and fearsome schlong up her tight anoose. That way she has an excuse for taking a poop herself, it's full of your baby batter.

Win/Win. This is the only way.
post 1670686863 11-05-2022, 12:57 PM
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Lol, if she likes you it doesn't matter. I was traveling with a girl and ended up clogging the toilet in our hotel room twice. Had to get a plunger delivered, but it didn't seem to have any impact on our 2-3x per day sex.
post 1670687193 11-05-2022, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By buwbs⏩
m8 i booked a room in phuket city Thailand,

my ladyboy gf was in the room, and the stall only had a shower sheet door covering

i walked in there took a massive chit with the shower running

ladyboy had no clue lol
I would think you would want to take a chit to cover up the smell of the lady boy's gash....
mo e
post 1670687213 11-05-2022, 01:04 PM
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own it.

And warn her, like you have no idea what's about to happen...
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