Paranormal advice needed

11-06-2022, 08:57 PM

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Paranormal advice needed

Second story of my house is haunted af.

My siblings sometimes spend weekends with me and sleep upstairs, my little brother hears crying from the bathroom and my sister has woken to a shadow standing in the dark multiple times.

They brought their dog and it woke last night and went bat**** crazy and started barking at a corner in the room, youngest sister claims to have that same night with the bathroom door opening and closing.

Any srs advice is appreciated, what can i do other than telling it to fuk off?

11-06-2022, 09:02 PM

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Not sure if srs.

11-06-2022, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted By JewSeeJon⏩

Not sure if srs.

Not trolling, dead srs

11-06-2022, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted By ExistentialBrah⏩

Not trolling, dead srs

In that case you can actually speak to spirits. Start out by asking it to leave you and your family alone. Let it know you don’t mean it any harm and tell it not to show itself as it might scare you and your family. Ask respectfully.

If that doesn’t work out, the spirit is a doosh and you’ll need to escalate the case and seek help from an expert.

Most of the time just asking it will help though.

11-06-2022, 09:10 PM

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I would find out more about the history of ths place and figure out why its haunted

How old is the building?

11-06-2022, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted By JewSeeJon⏩

In that case you can actually speak to spirits. Start out by asking it to leave you and your family alone. Let it know you don’t mean it any harm and tell it not to show itself as it might scare you and your family. Ask respectfully.

If that doesn’t work out, the spirit is a doosh and you’ll need to escalate the case and seek help from an expert.

Most of the time just asking it will help though.

Thanks, ill try this when my family comes again, it doesnt bother me but has them freaked out bad

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I would find out more about the history of ths place and figure out why its haunted

How old is the building?

Built about 90 years ago by my great grandfather

11-06-2022, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted By ExistentialBrah⏩

Thanks, ill try this when my family comes again, it doesnt bother me but has them freaked out bad

Built about 90 years ago by my great grandfather

That’s good it doesn’t bother you. It’s 100% normal to fear what we don’t understand.

11-06-2022, 09:15 PM

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I once told one of these apparitions that if they’re going to make my life a living hell, I’m going to do the same to them. Started walking around the house naked. Would take chits with the door open, no fan. Started fapping in the living room in good view of whatever was watching me. Also started playing mumble rap in the house at max volume, but I couldn’t take that for more than a few days myself.

If cabinet doors were found open, I’d open the rest of them and dare it to close it back like a good bish. I’d make comments about the size of its shadow and say things like, ‘you must’ve been a fatass in your former life.’ Do at your own risk though, bruh. It’ll get worse before it gets better.

11-06-2022, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted By TallTigerTwo⏩

I once told one of these apparitions that if they’re going to make my life a living hell, I’m going to do the same to them. Started walking around the house naked. Would take chits with the door open, no fan. Started fapping in the living room in good view of whatever was watching me. Also started playing mumble rap in the house at max volume, but I couldn’t take that for more than a few days myself.

If cabinet doors were found open, I’d open the rest of them and dare it to close it back like a good bish. I’d make comments about the size of its shadow and say things like, ‘you must’ve been a fatass in your former life.’ Do at your own risk though, bruh. It’ll get worse before it gets better.

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11-06-2022, 09:19 PM

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11-06-2022, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted By TallTigerTwo⏩

I once told one of these apparitions that if they’re going to make my life a living hell, I’m going to do the same to them. Started walking around the house naked. Would take chits with the door open, no fan. Started fapping in the living room in good view of whatever was watching me. Also started playing mumble rap in the house at max volume, but I couldn’t take that for more than a few days myself.

If cabinet doors were found open, I’d open the rest of them and dare it to close it back like a good bish. I’d make comments about the size of its shadow and say things like, ‘you must’ve been a fatass in your former life.’ Do at your own risk though, bruh. It’ll get worse before it gets better.

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11-06-2022, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted By ExistentialBrah⏩

Second story of my house is haunted af.

My siblings sometimes spend weekends with me and sleep upstairs, my little brother hears crying from the bathroom and my sister has woken to a shadow standing in the dark multiple times.

They brought their dog and it woke last night and went bat**** crazy and started barking at a corner in the room, youngest sister claims to have that same night with the bathroom door opening and closing.

Any srs advice is appreciated, what can i do other than telling it to fuk off?

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11-06-2022, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩

Read the key of Solomon. Fight fire with fire

I agree with this to a certain extent. I would start off asking respectfully. If that fails it’s war. Get your family out and get ready.

11-06-2022, 11:14 PM

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OP heard many stories of people living in the attic and sneaking in and out of the kitchen at night (srs)

Might want to have a look up there.

11-06-2022, 11:28 PM

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Just tell the ghost: can't haunt a house if there's no longer a house to haunt, gnome sayin' ghost brah?

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11-06-2022, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩

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11-07-2022, 12:09 AM

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11-07-2022, 12:12 AM

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burn some sage and tell it you do not consent for it to be here, they just need told that's all. They have no power over us, they're kind of like trolls

11-07-2022, 12:18 AM

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uptill now they dont seem aggressive or crazy,but
why did these events didnt occur frequently?

they usually use some deep advanced techniques
besides weird 2 layers dream that will let you hate your self
depressed , and finally willing to leave the house asap.
so dont think they only threaten you while awake, thats ofcourse if
they are occupying the place and not visitors.
did the house had a weird death,homocide?
any sorcery was preformed by previous owners?/area

take care
and stay safe

11-07-2022, 12:25 AM

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Just do what Micah did and treat it as one big joke

11-07-2022, 12:26 AM

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11-07-2022, 12:38 AM

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Never been afraid of paranormal stuff myself. It's most likely you've got a squatter in your attic or squirrels or something stupid like that . RIP either way i guess

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11-07-2022, 12:58 AM

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