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11-07-2022, 12:08 PM
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- FAPhaggot
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Picked up an old man at the driving range (deer diary)
-Hitting balls at the driving range Friday, cause I fukking live there.
-A 50yo bald white guy rolls up to the stall next to me. "Is anyone hitting here?"
-I'm like nah
-Saw that his bag had a logo of a company from my old home town.
-Was like "you from there?"
-He said "no, just work there. I sell turfgrass and turfgrass accessories."
-He gets talking for like 10 mins about golf course turf, how more courses are starting to paint their chit green, how Vegas is out of water, etc.
-I smile and nod.
-"Hey you seem cool, do you want to go play a round sometime?"
-"Sure"
-"Gimme dem digits"
-We text today, set up logistics
-Our date is booked for Torrey Pines in 3 weeks.
Fukking executed a smooth af rando pickup, but it's to go golfing with an old white guy. JFL at my woman-free existence.
-A 50yo bald white guy rolls up to the stall next to me. "Is anyone hitting here?"
-I'm like nah
-Saw that his bag had a logo of a company from my old home town.
-Was like "you from there?"
-He said "no, just work there. I sell turfgrass and turfgrass accessories."
-He gets talking for like 10 mins about golf course turf, how more courses are starting to paint their chit green, how Vegas is out of water, etc.
-I smile and nod.
-"Hey you seem cool, do you want to go play a round sometime?"
-"Sure"
-"Gimme dem digits"
-We text today, set up logistics
-Our date is booked for Torrey Pines in 3 weeks.
Fukking executed a smooth af rando pickup, but it's to go golfing with an old white guy. JFL at my woman-free existence.
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11-07-2022, 12:10 PM
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11-07-2022, 12:11 PM
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11-07-2022, 12:13 PM
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11-07-2022, 12:18 PM
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11-07-2022, 12:18 PM
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- FAPhaggot
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Originally Posted By ez92⏩
Brah, I might not even manage to make it past the course bathroom at the turn.Are you gonna let him fuk on the first date, yes or no? If you make him wait, you get a bigger load as a reward.
How long until you suck him?
Needless to say, no homo.
How long until you suck him?
Needless to say, no homo.
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11-07-2022, 12:20 PM
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11-07-2022, 12:24 PM
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- infinityplus1
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Good luck at your golf game, hopefully one of you get a hole in one
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its gonna be him ****g0t
11-07-2022, 12:24 PM
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- DesiredUserphag
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Going to take turns sucking each other's cocks during the golf cart rides between holes?
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11-07-2022, 12:25 PM
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11-07-2022, 12:32 PM
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- DolphinPilot
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Shutting this down.
The extreme negativity, homophobia, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.
The reality here is: OP found a man he loves and wanted to golf with. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...
The insane amount of comments degrading ***gots also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 32, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.
I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
The extreme negativity, homophobia, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.
The reality here is: OP found a man he loves and wanted to golf with. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...
The insane amount of comments degrading ***gots also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 32, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.
I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
11-07-2022, 12:34 PM
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- Jms89
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- Jms89
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lmao op just found a cashphaag
This fool's running a Honda 2000
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11-07-2022, 12:37 PM
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You know he is going to use his 5 wood on you. Mirin Torrey Pines, i live 20 minutes away but that place is spendy unless you have a city card.
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11-07-2022, 12:46 PM
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"Hi my name is FA*******, wanna play some golf"?
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