Saw a baby today & realized whats wrong with society

11-10-2022, 09:24 AM

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Saw a baby today & realized whats wrong with society

My mate was showing of his kid. Laid that bald bitch on the rug belly down & told me watch this chit. Mf took like 2minutes but she got up ded srs. Looked pathetic, rolled on the left, not enough momentum, then to the right, aaaalmost enough momentum. Yada yada.
Could have picked her up in a second, save all that time but instead made her do it on her own.

Thats what life is about and if you dont do it youre gonna suffer. Plain & simple.
If i see a problem i dont get depressed & give up, instead i get clever & start finding ways.

Yall could learn from that baby.

11-10-2022, 09:26 AM

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That's how they learn to crawl and build neck strength dumbass.

But I do get your point

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11-10-2022, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted By dannyg1217⏩

That's how they learn to crawl and build neck strength dumbass.

But I do get your point

This you dumb fuk OP. How you think it’s gonna learn how to get up and crawl if you move it into position for each step of the way? It’ll rely on you to keep doing so.

11-10-2022, 09:28 AM

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Thank you for this wisdom paramparmpa

11-10-2022, 09:29 AM

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Such wisdom from a 23-year-old.

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11-10-2022, 09:30 AM

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Lesson learned. Gonna lay myself belly down on the rug tonight. Thanks OP.

11-10-2022, 09:32 AM

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I had to slam my head into a wall to understand what you wrote.

11-10-2022, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted By dannyg1217⏩

That's how they learn to crawl and build neck strength dumbass.

But I do get your point

neck curls is the way to do it

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11-10-2022, 09:36 AM

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Just LMAO if your 4 month old isn't doing pushups with their neck

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11-10-2022, 09:37 AM

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Babies are an example of pure innocent. Then society phuks them up causing them to join something like a dying, gay, mostly Indian body building forum that puts that phukking up in overdrive.

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11-10-2022, 09:43 AM

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Life-altering insight and wisdom.

There is also a lot to be said about the purpose of life given that we enter the world schitting ourselves and we also leave it the same way. Life is literally a cycle of feces.

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11-10-2022, 09:53 AM

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Why refer to the baby as a bald bish?

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11-10-2022, 09:55 AM

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Shoulda kicked that baby down each time it got up. Never too early to learn how life really works.

11-10-2022, 10:04 AM

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Any pics of the award they got for doing this? Any HBBs at the party to celebrate this milestone? Hope the cake was good.

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11-10-2022, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted By desslok⏩

Any pics of the award they got for doing this?

OP coming on the misc to talk chit was the only reward. The baby’s first milestone was this thread

11-10-2022, 10:09 AM

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Thanks, OP. You should consider writing for Wikipedia.

11-10-2022, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩

Thank you for this wisdom paramparmpa

11-10-2022, 10:15 AM

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Will remember this thread for the rest of my life. Inspirational af. Thank you based paramparam

11-10-2022, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted By dannyg1217⏩

That's how they learn to crawl and build neck strength dumbass.

But I do get your point

Lololol fukin op getting slumped right out the gate

11-10-2022, 10:44 AM

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Aren't you the miscer who's too lazy to show up to this tradie job?

11-10-2022, 10:51 AM

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OP desperately trying to find some delusional cope to sell drugs instead of working his tradie job

Must suck being low iq

11-10-2022, 10:53 AM

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Cliffs: Op is 23 and seen a baby for the first time irl today.

I loe e.

11-10-2022, 10:54 AM

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Such a great life lesson

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11-10-2022, 11:04 AM

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11-10-2022, 11:12 AM

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That’s literally how you exercise a baby, you buttknocker

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11-10-2022, 11:34 AM

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