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Thread: Just LOL if you aren't making use of handicapped spaces

post 1671014733 11-10-2022, 11:27 AM
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Just LOL if you aren't making use of handicapped spaces

Today I went to Walmart and parked in the handicapped spot cause I had a few errands to run. As I was walking back, this "gentleman" runs up to me

"Sir, you realize that is a handicapped space right?"

I just bertstared him and he continues: "Sir how are you handicapped?"

I told him "mentally".

Then he just loses it, goes on a big tirade about respecting the handicapped, how they need these spaces, how I'm a bad person etc etc

I just keep bertstaring him and keep repeating

"I don't understand"
"I don't understand"
"I don't understand"

Eventually he stops and storms off grumbling. I get in my car and ride up to him and give him one of these:



Then drive off home and now I'm here recounting what happened.
post 1671015133 11-10-2022, 11:33 AM
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There's a hefty fine for doing that but stay safe brah
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post 1671015663 11-10-2022, 11:42 AM
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post 1671015833 11-10-2022, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
There's a hefty fine for doing that but stay safe brah
I saw a lady trying to fight with a meter maid on this. She was absolutely livid when she saw that the ticket was like $450. She was obese enough where I am sure her doctor would give her one anyways for her “disability” of being obese. But no plates or placard, the meter maid just kept his cool.
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post 1671016193 11-10-2022, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
I saw a lady trying to fight with a meter maid on this. She was absolutely livid when she saw that the ticket was like $450. She was obese enough where I am sure her doctor would give her one anyways for her “disability” of being obese. But no plates or placard, the meter maid just kept his cool.
Yeah a cop usually just sticks the citation in your wiper while you're in Walmart/Target etc

It's around a $500 fine in most places
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post 1671019063 11-10-2022, 12:41 PM
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Had a cop try to write me up for handicap parking so I simply walked over to my car, slammed my hand firmly on the hood, looked him deep in the eyes and calmly said "Paper on my car gets me angry, I do not want to be angry today."
I kid you not his eyes dilated and he just awkwardly walked backwards slowly while I got in my honda and drove off
This was proof to me that sometimes you have to stand your ground and people will respect you for it. Hand-to-hand combat wise I could probably dominate most law enforcement personnel - im talking all law enforcement not just police, i. e. homoland security fbi swat and even firefighters - and I carry myself in a way that makes them sense this, but it is the fact that we both know I am standing my ground that makes the bigger difference. When a man is overwhelmed with respect then you dont need your physical fighting skills, you have already cleared your path.
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post 1671019463 11-10-2022, 12:48 PM
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Always park in the back of the parking lot crew. I give no chits about parking close, looking for that great spot.

I also can't stand how people drive in parking lots, full tards and takes forever to get anywhere. Come into the parking lot from the rear, park in the rear and leave in the rear.
post 1671019613 11-10-2022, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Berts⏩
Always park in the back of the parking lot crew. I give no chits about parking close, looking for that great spot.

I also can't stand how people drive in parking lots, full tards and takes forever to get anywhere.Come into the parking lot from the rear, park in the rear and leave in the rear.
Same instructions as the ones your mom left in my DMs last night
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post 1671019743 11-10-2022, 12:52 PM
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I think they're good for doing quick food pickups at restaurants with a crowded parking lot.
post 1671019913 11-10-2022, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Itouchyou⏩
Same instructions as the ones your mom left in my DMs last night
LOL, looks like I spelled cum wrong
post 1671020043 11-10-2022, 12:57 PM
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In FL, I try to park where there is shade.
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post 1671020093 11-10-2022, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
I saw a lady trying to fight with a meter maid on this. She was absolutely livid when she saw that the ticket was like $450. She was obese enough where I am sure her doctor would give her one anyways for her “disability” of being obese. But no plates or placard, the meter maid just kept his cool.
Imagine being so lazy that you won't even take this smallest step to justify your laziness.

She got what she fookin deserved.
Originally Posted By Berts⏩
Always park in the back of the parking lot crew. I give no chits about parking close, looking for that great spot.

I also can't stand how people drive in parking lots, full tards and takes forever to get anywhere. Come into the parking lot from the rear, park in the rear and leave in the rear.
Also this. I enjoy the extra walk, and helps keep retards from dinging my chit.
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post 1671020243 11-10-2022, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
Imagine being so lazy that you won't even take this smallest step to justify your laziness.

She got what she fookin deserved.
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post 1671020283 11-10-2022, 01:00 PM
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Two places that are OK to steal handicap spots:

1. Gyms. If you can work out in a gym, you're not that handicapped.

2. Walmart. 99% of Walmart shoppers with handicap placards are just 500lb wildebeests that should be walking
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1671023723 11-10-2022, 01:55 PM
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Just put a Biden bumper sticker on your car and no one will question your mental handicap.
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
Two places that are OK to steal handicap spots:

1. Gyms. If you can work out in a gym, you're not that handicapped.

2. Walmart. 99% of Walmart shoppers with handicap placards are just 500lb wildebeests that should be walking
A lot of the gyms around here are also associated with hospital rehab. Dick.
post 1671024233 11-10-2022, 02:01 PM
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lol if you don't answer like this when he started asking questions.

post 1671024243 11-10-2022, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Berts⏩
Always park in the back of the parking lot crew. I give no chits about parking close, looking for that great spot.
I always chuckle at the (non-handicapped) people who drive around for 20 mins looking to park as close to the door as possible at the gym. I mean, WTF, you're coming to work out, but you can't walk 300 yards to the front door?
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