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post 1671833393 11-27-2022, 06:57 AM
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Ask a guy who banged a hooker anything (srs) (dun goofd?)

Title.

The girl was nice enough and cute, honestly wish the best for her, but honestly the bang wasn’t worth it. No better than my girl and now I’m freaking out about having caught something.

I know risk of getting HIV is almost none for dudes banging with a condom but worried about lesser chit like gonnorrea chlam etc. or herpes. Biggest good was eating the clam lol

Dun goofd up boys if I caught something I can’t bring myself to ever bang my lady again.

Yes scumbag, I accept it.
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post 1671833443 11-27-2022, 07:00 AM
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Inb4 you give your gf herpes
post 1671833453 11-27-2022, 07:00 AM
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Miscers say it doesn’t count if you pay for it, therefore you haven’t cheated. Tell your girl she gave you whatever you catch and call it a day. You’ll be fine tho, it’s just paranoïa.
post 1671833673 11-27-2022, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscGranny⏩
Miscers say it doesn’t count if you pay for it, therefore you haven’t cheated. Tell your girl she gave you whatever you catch and call it a day. You’ll be fine tho, it’s just paranoïa.
Funnily enough most Japanese girls have this mentality when it comes to banging sex workers in japan, because it’s not emotional so not really cheating. Still wouldn’t tell my wife but she’s stated that very mentality before, of course regarding other people.
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post 1671833753 11-27-2022, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted By misheru⏩
Funnily enough most Japanese girls have this mentality when it comes to banging sex workers in japan, because it’s not emotional so not really cheating.
Sounds like japanese women are smarter and more in tune with their nature than the corrupted and liberated western women lmao (very srs). I was, however, kidding about blaming it on her if you do catch something. You should be upfront if you do, but you most likely are fine so get tested and just be wiser next time.
post 1671833893 11-27-2022, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscGranny⏩
Sounds like japanese women are smarter and more in tune with their nature than the corrupted and liberated western women lmao (very srs). I was, however, kidding about blaming it on her if you do catch something. You should be upfront if you do, but you most likely are fine so get tested and just be wiser next time.
I wouldn’t blame her that’s stupid she’s only banged me. I’d just abstain and blame marital cooling
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post 1671833943 11-27-2022, 07:17 AM
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Hear me out. Do onto other as you would want them to do onto you. Put the shoe on the other foot. If your GF got horny one night when you weren't around and hired a dude to fuk her, no emotions, he wears a condom, he just smashes and leaves, would you be mad? I will say it is different than if you met some girl and really liked her.
post 1671834093 11-27-2022, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
Hear me out. Do onto other as you would want them to do onto you. Put the shoe on the other foot. If your GF got horny one night when you weren't around and hired a dude to fuk her, no emotions, he wears a condom, he just smashes and leaves, would you be mad? I will say it is different than if you met some girl and really liked her.
I’d say no but who knows
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post 1671834153 11-27-2022, 07:28 AM
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da fuk is up with miscers banging hookers these days. You ****gits are disgusting srs.
post 1671834173 11-27-2022, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By miscallday12⏩
da fuk is up with miscers banging hookers these days. You ****gits are disgusting srs.
Well are you going to fuk me *******?
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post 1671834213 11-27-2022, 07:34 AM
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Lmao at wishing the best to a hooker.

And Jesus, pics already.
post 1671835663 11-27-2022, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Lmao at wishing the best to a hooker.

And Jesus, pics already.
Quickest way to get thrown in a ditch by a bunch of yaks is to take a photo in one of these places
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post 1671856223 11-27-2022, 03:38 PM
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post 1671857763 11-27-2022, 04:06 PM
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You're a degen. You have a girl and went out your way to pay hundreds of dollars just to eat out some prostitute. Pathetic
post 1671860293 11-27-2022, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Cite⏩
You're a degen. You have a girl and went out your way to pay hundreds of dollars just to eat out some prostitute. Pathetic
To be fair with exchange rate it was like 100

Low for the states but not too low here. Also my wife doesn’t do much of that anymore and especially not something other than a quick missionary
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post 1671860873 11-27-2022, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscGranny⏩
Miscers say it doesn’t count if you pay for it, therefore you haven’t cheated. Tell your girl she gave you whatever you catch and call it a day. You’ll be fine tho, it’s just paranoïa.
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post 1671861233 11-27-2022, 05:28 PM
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Imagine wishing the best for a hooker, sounds like you've got an emotional bond ffs... absolutely ****ing pathetic to have a gf and pay to have sex with a complete stranger... either you're a ******* or have zero game and couldn't pick up a chick on your own.
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post 1671861693 11-27-2022, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted By miscallday12⏩
da fuk is up with miscers banging hookers these days. You ****gits are disgusting srs.
This^^^

Would rather hit my dick with a hammer
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post 1671861853 11-27-2022, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
Hear me out. Do onto other as you would want them to do onto you. Put the shoe on the other foot. If your GF got horny one night when you weren't around and hired a dude to fuk her, no emotions, he wears a condom, he just smashes and leaves, would you be mad? I will say it is different than if you met some girl and really liked her.
Flawed comparison. Men and women are not the same. For starters the act of penetration matters, there is a significant difference between the penetrator and the one getting penetrated. More importantly however, men and women differ greatly in sexual urges. For a woman, emotions are a big part of their sexuality. Very rarely will you find a woman who just wants to bang and not have any feelings involved. A woman cheating almost always involves a level of emotional cheating, not just physical. For a man, the urge is almost always physical. (Unless they are getting into an affair, then its combined with emotional)
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post 1671862023 11-27-2022, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
This^^^

Would rather hit my dick with a hammer
Let's hope when his woman finds out she doesn't hit his dick with a hammer...
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post 1671862103 11-27-2022, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Let's hope when his woman finds out she doesn't hit his dick with a hammer...
lmao!!
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post 1671862843 11-27-2022, 06:10 PM
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You first said a gf, and now you said a wife? Frauding?
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wood never pay for sex but legit mirin the degeneracy of cheating on your gal with a hooker fkn lmao

imagine how worthless your gal must be for you to do that

brutal

u should smash her before showering to show dominance

edit: jfl @ wishing her the best

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Didn't read you banged a hooker L
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post 1671876823 11-28-2022, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted By HarryfromCali⏩
Imagine wishing the best for a hooker, sounds like you've got an emotional bond ffs... absolutely ****ing pathetic to have a gf and pay to have sex with a complete stranger... either you're a ******* or have zero game and couldn't pick up a chick on your own.
Just because some chick bangs for money doesn’t make her less than anyone else you’d wish the best for. I wish my barber the best too.

Also that thinking makes 0 sense so if a dude bangs he’s a *******? And what do you mean game the point was a bang not a relationship.
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