Ded SRS

I fear no man.
As any decent man does, I scope out every scenario I am in to ensure I can handle myself in the face of adversary. I'm very confident in most public settings because even if I am size mogged, I know I can handle any honkie/nog/beaner/rabbi/goldenbull in front of me.

I am trained in jiu-jutsu and decent in boxing.

But in the presence of a tradie?
Those lips, stuffed to their fill with chewing tobacco.
Goatee hair crusted from spilt Monster energy drinks.
Gas station sunglasses worn indoors.
Giant, ashy hands more dense than a Louisiana downie.

I do not believe I can defeat such creatures.

Any counters to these freaks? Plz nerf jagex.