Despite being a prince worths billions of dollars the wife can’t stand her husband and prefers to get coomed in by some hobo Rasputin drunk hobo from Siberia.

Are you kidding me? Look at Napoleon Bonaparte. The ultimate and FINAL cuck was that man.

Dude was literally the self-made emperor of most of western Europe at one point, yet his old bag of a wife Josephine still didn't want to bang him and called him disgusting. Then he finally married a new broad to have kids with, and she was stolen away from some other royal clown behind his back as part of the process of them destroying him as a man while he was away literally fighting wars.

Plus he's forever stuck with the angry manlet tag even though he was actually kind of on the slightly tall for the time all because some stupid political cartoon drawn about the time that lied about his height lol