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Thread: “I don’t need anything for Christmas” the ultimate cope

post 1672889303 12-15-2022, 08:56 AM
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“I don’t need anything for Christmas” the ultimate cope

If it’s around this time and your significant other or family is trying to think of giving you a gift but nothing comes to mind, and you can’t even think of something yourself, then it means you are a uninteresting loser whose only hobby is likely Netflix srs


This doesn’t mean be a materialistic consoomer. But if you’re a well rounded individual with literally any combination of hobbies, could be:

- hunting
- wood working
- fishing
- cycling
- skiing
- cooking
- cars
- camping
- photography
Etc etc etc

Then thinking of gifts should be easy. They aren’t things you need but definitely things you want or could use. If every year you’re the type of person just asking for gift cards and liquor bottles then you likely have a meaningless existence
post 1672889423 12-15-2022, 08:57 AM
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99% of miscers are going to be sitting alone 11.50pm on Christmas night, fapping to cuckold pornography with their tongue sticking out.
post 1672889463 12-15-2022, 08:58 AM
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All I need for xmas is you
post 1672889483 12-15-2022, 08:58 AM
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i dont need anything cuz if i did i'd just buy it myself

10k a day/ceo miscer here
post 1672889543 12-15-2022, 08:59 AM
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i use this line, but it's mainly because i dont want anyone to buy anything for me. I can just go to the store or order it myself srs
post 1672889583 12-15-2022, 09:00 AM
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Fuk Christmas and Fuk you.
post 1672894043 12-15-2022, 10:18 AM
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I just bought myself my christmas presents. Guitar strings and a japanese omellet skillet.

It was that or miscing christmas morning all alone.
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post 1672894163 12-15-2022, 10:19 AM
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Maybe they can’t think of anything cos they have everything
post 1672894333 12-15-2022, 10:21 AM
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I'd like a new family for christmas
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post 1672894853 12-15-2022, 10:27 AM
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No it means that I usually go out and get something I need when I need it and right now don't have anything I need.

Sure would I love a brand new set of skis? Absolutely but I'm not asking someone to go out and drop a grand on some good skis boyo. Anything within reason for a gift I very likely already do have.
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post 1672894993 12-15-2022, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
No it means that I usually go out and get something I need when I need it and right now don't have anything I need.

Sure would I love a brand new set of skis? Absolutely but I'm not asking someone to go out and drop a grand on some good skis boyo. Anything within reason for a gift I very likely already do have.
Pretty much this. I honestly would rather just get together with the fam and drink a few glasses of good bourbon.
post 1672895873 12-15-2022, 10:40 AM
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I can buy my own chit. I don't need other people to go buy it for me and have to worry about if it's the wrong model, if it fits, needs to be returned/exchanged, etc.
post 1672896253 12-15-2022, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
i use this line, but it's mainly because i dont want anyone to buy anything for me. I can just go to the store or order it myself srs
This.

OP must be one of those poors the misc talks about.
Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
No it means that I usually go out and get something I need when I need it and right now don't have anything I need.

Sure would I love a brand new set of skis? Absolutely but I'm not asking someone to go out and drop a grand on some good skis boyo. Anything within reason for a gift I very likely already do have.
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post 1672897303 12-15-2022, 11:01 AM
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I don't like to get Christmas gifts because I typically just buy what I want when I want it. I really don't need anything that's under a few thousand dollars. And I can't think of anything I'd even 'want' that's under $500.00.



If anyone asks me what I want/need I typically just say Polo shirts or V-necks or a gift card to a restaurant. (srs)
post 1672897653 12-15-2022, 11:06 AM
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this would imply they also have at least some deeper knowledge of your hobbies

I can't imagine a relative getting me fishing gear or something for my bike that would actually be what I need/use/want lol
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