Should I make sure he doesn’t get his final check before the holidays?

Funny thing is I pay this joker $2 above minimum wage and he’s 52 years old. God he’s pathetic.

I don’t think he’s been on time to one thing I’ve asked him to be at. I’m starting to think he may be an alcoholic or on drugs. Sad Kunt. What do?

Tell him you've changed the business to g4p overnight and if he wants to keep his job, he must suck your dink while you hold a disposable camera.

Based off the information available to me at this time I’ll be getting a Hummer before lunch

So apparently he can’t be on time because he **** his pants? Probably from all the gay sex he takes part in during his drunken binges.

I think I’m going to tell him I’m going to need pics of said ****ty underwear with a spoon and his face in it as evidence.

Still going to fire him anyway.

Lol aware

Well that sure as hell didn’t go as planned.

I woke up to a bunch of emails from this poor fella stating his email account was hacked by a bunch of gay Indians, dot not feather, and he begged me to come in and talk about it so I took pity on the fool and allowed it.

Naturally he showed up late smelling like dirty gooch, curry, and peppermint schnapps. I sat him down and he immediately started crying saying how badly he needs this job and that we are all he’s got and how if I could find it in me to give him a 6th try that he would do better. It was hard to watch and I almost felt bad for him until I realized I’ve got a business to run. Told him his last check would be sent in the mail and that we have to let him go. That’s when things took a turn for the worse.

He started hyperventilating and then let out the wettest fart I have ever heard. He then looked up at me, staring quite homosexually and said “There was a lot of cum in that one”. I immediately kicked him out of my office and he went to his 2001 Dodge Stratus, pulled out a pink cricket bat, came back inside and started smashing everyone’s computers while saying “negged” or something like that with each swing. I’ll give him credit though, guy sure knew how to handle a big stick in his hands. When the cops finally got there and arrested him they searched his car and found a bunch of syringes and bottles of estradiol and creatine. It all makes sense now. Sad Kunt was transitioning and on steroids.

I hope he finds Jesus.

Brutal

Better luck on your next thread OP

First of all, through god anything is possible. So jot that down.