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post 1673577033 12-26-2022, 05:39 PM
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does a vasectomy hurt?

my friend back in the day said his dad got a vasectomy and he was stuck waddling around in agony for a few weeks. wtf?

does vasectomy lower test as well?
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post 1673578173 12-26-2022, 06:02 PM
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post 1673578653 12-26-2022, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Goodguy03⏩
my friend back in the day said his dad got a vasectomy and he was stuck waddling around in agony for a few weeks. wtf?
Hahaha phukking LOL.
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post 1673578743 12-26-2022, 06:11 PM
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Someone cutting my dink with a knife.

Sounds like something out of Hostel or Saw.

No thanks Jeff.
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post 1673578883 12-26-2022, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
I haven't had one, but everyone I know that has, has said it hurts for a few days to a week.

I feel like Tony Soprano on he matter, "I'm not getting neutered". Have also been getting pushed by my wife for it. ****kkkk that.
Tell her to get her tubes tied
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post 1673578983 12-26-2022, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
I haven't had one, but everyone I know that has, has said it hurts for a few days to a week.

I feel like Tony Soprano on he matter, "I'm not getting neutered". Have also been getting pushed by my wife for it. ****kkkk that.
You don't want to be NoShotSteve
post 1673579123 12-26-2022, 06:17 PM
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I cant imagine getting snipped then just going about my business peeing and ****.

Fuk that. Sounds absolutely horrific
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post 1673579923 12-26-2022, 06:36 PM
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Getting neutered? That **** is for dogs and cats brah
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post 1673579963 12-26-2022, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted By iloveus⏩
Someone cutting my dink with a knife.

Sounds like something out of Hostel or Saw.

No thanks Jeff.
Clearly you're well-versed in the intricacies of male human anatomy how this operation is performed.
post 1673580243 12-26-2022, 06:42 PM
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Fuark I was planning on this down the line but now I'm scared. Is this just the usual retarded misc chit or is it actually that bad?
post 1673580433 12-26-2022, 06:46 PM
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It hurt for a couple days sounds like your buddies dad got an infection. I was banging again after like 4 days
post 1673580683 12-26-2022, 06:52 PM
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Not really, I had laser vasectomy, barely felt anything. Was back at work the next day.
post 1673581243 12-26-2022, 07:04 PM
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Had a grown child already and 100% didn't want anymore, so I did it.

The nurse asked if I minded her new (attractive 20 something girl) intern could be in the room also, so while the doctor did his job, the two females were flirting with me. They were making comments about me being big down there and muscular and smiling when they held/moved it for the doctor. Imagine if a male doctor treated a female patient like that. Lawsuits, TV interviews etc. Such a double standard. But people act like females aren't just as bad when they are attracted. They are.

I drove myself home. Just be careful, as it takes a few shots to make sure that all the bullets are out of the gun.

Was a little tender for a few days, but didn't stop any daily activities.
post 1673581293 12-26-2022, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By 30ed32⏩
Not really, I had laser vasectomy, barely felt anything. Was back at work the next day.
This, i was literally just talking to a guy who had one last week.

He was back to work the next day.

He said he got it because vasectomy are much simpler process than his wife getting the female version which could take weeks to recover
post 1673581423 12-26-2022, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
Had a grown child already and 100% didn't want anymore, so I did it.

The nurse asked if I minded her new (attractive 20 something girl) intern could be in the room also, so while the doctor did his job, the two females were flirting with me. They were making comments about me being big down there and muscular and smiling when they held/moved it for the doctor. Imagine if a male doctor treated a female patient like that. Lawsuits, TV interviews etc. Such a double standard. But people act like females aren't just as bad when they are attracted. They are.

I drove myself home.Just be careful, as it takes a few shots to make sure that all the bullets are out of the gun.

Was a little tender for a few days, but didn't stop any daily activities.
Fuark this is huge advice. Although I'd assume they tell you that at the hospital, I haven't heard that before.
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My Nephew just had it done. He's 35yo. So pathetic. Him and his wife were using condoms for the last 7 years. They have 2 girls. But they still use condoms. Dead fukin serious. Imagine being married and never banging your wife rawdog....

Also, she has a full bush. I found this out while we were all drinking. She says "only porn stars shave" .... mind fukin nuked. He also joked about her not swallowing saying "naa bro, she's a lady" ded srs. I guess I'm living vicariously through him in a way lol. It's so pathetic
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
My Nephew just had it done. He's 35yo. So pathetic. Him and his wife were using condoms for the last 7 years. They have 2 girls. But they still use condoms. Dead fukin serious. Imagine being married and never banging your wife rawdog....

Also, she has a full bush. I found this out while we were all drinking. She says "only porn stars shave" .... mind fukin nuked. He also joked about her not swallowing saying "naa bro, she's a lady" ded srs. I guess I'm living vicariously through him in a way lol. It's so pathetic
That wife is definitely banging another dude
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
My Nephew just had it done. He's 35yo. So pathetic. Him and his wife were using condoms for the last 7 years. They have 2 girls. But they still use condoms. Dead fukin serious. Imagine being married and never banging your wife rawdog....

Also, she has a full bush. I found this out while we were all drinking. She says "only porn stars shave" .... mind fukin nuked. He also joked about her not swallowing saying "naa bro, she's a lady" ded srs. I guess I'm living vicariously through him in a way lol. It's so pathetic
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
My Nephew just had it done. He's 35yo. So pathetic. Him and his wife were using condoms for the last 7 years. They have 2 girls. But they still use condoms. Dead fukin serious. Imagine being married and never banging your wife rawdog....

Also, she has a full bush. I found this out while we were all drinking. She says "only porn stars shave" .... mind fukin nuked. He also joked about her not swallowing saying "naa bro, she's a lady" ded srs. I guess I'm living vicariously through him in a way lol. It's so pathetic
Fukkin LOL @ using condoms with a woman you already have kids with. My girl once brought up the subject after we had our first kid and I laughed at her in the face. Said I'd just pullout until we wanted another kid and ended up pulling out maybe 80-90% of the time in the end.
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Fuark this is huge advice. Although I'd assume they tell you that at the hospital, I haven't heard that before.
You’re supposed to go back to get confirmation you’re in the clear.

I never did. Just had faith that it worked. 14 years later, regular sexy time all along, and no worries.

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Best decision ever. srs.

Already had 2 kids, one of which is a fukkin nightmare. Decided I didn't ever want to deal with another nightmare.

The ability to bang without worry is worth the little amount of pain involved. Like 1000x the pain. srs.
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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩
Best decision ever. srs.

The ability to bang without worry is worth the little amount of pain involved. Like 1000x the pain. srs.
Exactly. So great to never have to worry. Quite a few sloots said that they wished I could still give them a baby, but not having to rely on them being honest or faithful on the birth control (especially after comments like that), makes it so much better.

Yes, a good doctor sets up a follow-up a few weeks later where they test a sample for swimmers to make sure.
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Originally Posted By Goodguy03⏩
my friend back in the day said his dad got a vasectomy and he was stuck waddling around in agony for a few weeks. wtf?

does vasectomy lower test as well?
Dad has vasectomy yet has a kid

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Originally Posted By Charlie
Dad has vasectomy yet has a kid

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my friend was a real fukk up tho and im sure his dad didnt want to have another one like him
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
Exactly. So great to never have to worry. Quite a few sloots said that they wished I could still give them a baby, but not having to rely on them being honest or faithful on the birth control (especially after comments like that), makes it so much better.

Yes, a good doctor sets up a follow-up a few weeks later where they test a sample for swimmers to make sure.
You jacked off at the doctor's office?
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Got mine done years ago. Drove myself two and from, was out running errands the next day. It's easy af srs.
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IDK, but there apparently is apotentialcorrelation between vasectomy and dementia.

https://www.vasectomy.com/article/va...r-39-s-disease
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