Seems like all you crazy fellas do is ejaculate loads. Hot, thick loads. You brag about dicking down cheap whores, then talk endlessly about stroking yourselves off. Stroking off your firm erections. Always with the cum, huh? Loads, loads, loads. Are you boys even capable of having a good time without ejaculating? Maybe walk in the park and smell the foliage? Oh.... you have to ejaculate in the birdbath, eh? Is that right? Make the doves drink your stinky cum??? Sickening. Absolutely sickening. It really is.

I'm willing to bet that you've ejaculated more times in the past month than your great-grandfather did in any given year, maybe even in his lifetime for some of you slick-handed bandits. You're not suppose to be ejaculating like that, fellas. You guys are completely frying your dopamine receptors with all that constant cumming. Understand, your ability to enjoy the good times in life is being terribly stunted due to your nasty addiction. You're short-changing yourselves. You really are. The signs are painted all over this forum. Nothing but chronic ejaculators on the Misc now. Baggy-eyed strokers complaining about their problems. Seriously, stop rubbing yourselves in the pants, boys. And stop ejaculating so damn much. No more! No more I said! Ideally, you'd only blow a load for the sole purpose of procreation. Anything more is just a progressive decline into the abyss. Time to end your addiction.

Says the ****g0t addicted to Fapping to trannies



Also didn’t read your deer diarrhea

When are you gonna grace us with a new meme, partner?

its true


we really aren't supposed to be popping off loads that regularly

Never jacked off to a tranny in my life, skipper. Haven't even blown a load since September.Hate to disappoint you Verstatik, but there's nothing in the works at the moment.

Boyo I saw your tranny threads on the other misc. you ain’t fooling me

I just ejaculated to this thread...

Does Dale agree with this?

I was @Donald on F.I.T.M.I.S.C.

I've made plenty of porn threads over there, wasn't ever into tranny stuff though. You might be thinking of another poster. If I were into it, I'd admit it on here.

Shut up DonnyVonCuck

Remember when I called you out on your anal hygiene von cuck?!

Fuk I remember finding some of your comics brah they were funny AF.

lol repped

the other misc is gone.

How do we know the cavemen weren't all lying around in their caves, jerking off every night and painting the walls srs

You called me out on my anal hygiene??? LOL! Surely you jest, sir! No one on the Misc has a cleaner anus than I. This should be common knowledge. I've been a very vocal proponent of proper anal hygiene practices on this forum for years, my good man. If anyone was being called out for their lackluster anal hygiene, it was most certainly me calling YOU out on your substandard technique. Probably for not shaving your bung or for using dry wiping as your only means of fecal cleanup.Thank you, my friend. When I get the time, I'd like to do some more.Probably because they had to get off their lice-infested asses if they wanted to eat. I'm sure the regular strokers died out pretty quickly; your heroes, steeler. Not enough energy to go out and hunt. That's why you only see monkeys masturbate when kept in captivity. Release them into the wild and they die in the first week because they sit in trees all day fondling themselves.

This.

Is Dale still your buttsex partner, partner?

welcome back
bastard,u came
back in the right time
so we can add more value to your
shattered mental status.

I need to bust twice a day atleast

Ewww...DVD doesn't appropriately cleanse his anus? I feel dirty even reading his post now. DonVOnDuck my ass...should be PooPholeVonPungent

in on DVD thread

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a **** on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

lolol

Pics????

Are you offering to create a collection jar to recycle it or something? You're acting like it's a wasted resource. Nuts are their own nuclear reactor.

it's funny OP because it seems like all you crazy fellas do is ejaculate loads. Hot, thick loads. You brag about dicking down cheap whores, then talk endlessly about stroking yourselves off. Stroking off your firm erections. Always with the cum, huh? Loads, loads, loads. Are you boys even capable of having a good time without ejaculating? Maybe walk in the park and smell the foliage? Oh.... you have to ejaculate in the birdbath, eh? Is that right? Make the doves drink your stinky cum??? Sickening. Absolutely sickening. It really is. das it mane

I'm willing to bet that you've ejaculated more times in the past month than your great-grandfather did in any given year, maybe even in his lifetime for some of you slick-handed bandits. You're not suppose to be ejaculating like that, fellas. You guys are completely frying your dopamine receptors with all that constant cumming. Understand, your ability to enjoy the good times in life is being terribly stunted due to your nasty addiction. You're short-changing yourselves. You really are. The signs are painted all over this forum. Nothing but chronic ejaculators on the Misc now. Baggy-eyed strokers complaining about their problems. Seriously, stop rubbing yourselves in the pants, boys. And stop ejaculating so damn much. No more! No more I said! Ideally, you'd only blow a load for the sole purpose of procreation. Anything more is just a progressive decline into the abyss. Time to end your addiction.

holy fuk he's back. reps on r/c partner

Ayyy, It's DonVonDuck!

Its so weird sometimes I am so horny its almost like its not worth going without blasting it out. Like I could take a cold shower but sometimes the demons win way to often.