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Thread: How do you get over a girl from China who broke your heart?

post 1675370053 01-19-2023, 02:39 PM
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How do you get over a girl from China who broke your heart?

She was the best man. I just know I won't find another identical looking Chinese woman out there, with her flat bony a$$ and small chest, to go along with her beautiful squinted marble black eyes.

The short stubby legs make her special to me. I'm absolutely positive she was the one, the only Chinese woman who sounded like a squeaky toy when she granted access to her extremely tight little snapper. There's no way I can leave the basement and find 1000's of similar chicks out there to cuck me some more.

I hope she regrets her decision to ghost me and go Chad hopping, cuz I'd take her back in an instance.




How the F do I neg myself?
post 1675370173 01-19-2023, 02:41 PM
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Get another one, there’s like 350 billion of them
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post 1675370213 01-19-2023, 02:42 PM
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You will probably miss her blood curdling accent the most, won’t you?
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post 1675370383 01-19-2023, 02:46 PM
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post 1675371613 01-19-2023, 03:04 PM
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I commend you for being able to tell them apart to begin with. good luck on your quest.
post 1675393123 01-19-2023, 09:15 PM
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I have moved on from her months ago, but shall continue to post threads about her and my suffering/healing process.

Her hands were soft and smooth, best handy in the business. Strong masseuse hands from working at a massage parlour. I miss her, brahs.
post 1675393423 01-19-2023, 09:20 PM
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Funny , same thing happened to me recently
post 1675394713 01-19-2023, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
Funny , same thing happened to me recently
I'm you, you're me!

post 1675395543 01-19-2023, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
Funny , same thing happened to me recently
I knew you were smooth brained, but not to this extent...
post 1675409603 01-20-2023, 04:44 AM
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The best way to get over a china girl is to spam the misc with threads crying about her.
post 1675409823 01-20-2023, 04:54 AM
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the best thing you can do is make 10000000000000 threads about it
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post 1675410173 01-20-2023, 05:07 AM
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Find another. There are like a billion of them.
post 1675415303 01-20-2023, 07:08 AM
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you beat the chit outta her
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post 1675415363 01-20-2023, 07:09 AM
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post 1675416353 01-20-2023, 07:30 AM
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Post about it incessantly in the misc until everyone blocks you
post 1675416623 01-20-2023, 07:34 AM
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I don't like the lack of visible eyelids, nor the lack of an ass
post 1675436663 01-20-2023, 12:36 PM
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I always greet my Asian Ladies with a "Chow Hai!"
post 1675451493 01-20-2023, 04:43 PM
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Just came back to say I'm completely over China Grove girl. It hurts to say so, but my heart will heal in time.

How long does it take to get over one of the billions of identical China dolls?

I've never felt pain like this before. Mong Linglong truly moved on to several Chads and a Tyrone, but I'd still take her back in a heart beat. I'm over it brahs, will continue to relentlessly post about her though.
post 1675494733 01-21-2023, 10:48 AM
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lmao this thread
post 1676004343 01-28-2023, 04:00 AM
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Thinking about China girl's sweet sugar walls tonight, Misc. So tight, shaved smooth and the small warts on the lips made her tiny slit resemble the engine in my 1966 Valiant Convertible... The slant six. A bit tilted, yet low profile and starts everytime. Leaks a little, but still pristine.
post 1676005503 01-28-2023, 04:53 AM
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Eat at a different restaurant

More pics of Ling Ling?

Please don't take too long long
post 1676027923 01-28-2023, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
Eat at a different restaurant

More pics of Ling Ling?

Please don't take too long long
post 1676028113 01-28-2023, 12:48 PM
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Send her some disgusting diseased creature that none of the civilized world eats and tell her it will make her hair glow. They’re the only people who will believe it.
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