Mine was Ashley. Tattoed arms, pierced nips.

Bitch smoked weed like a linebacker.

She had a juicy ass that you can squeeze and a puss that was tighter than a drum.

But, her breath always stunk and she had a dank, rank ass smell on her with all the weed she smoked.

Was massively horny and drunk so I hit it and proceed to leave and shower immediately .

Hearherlynn

Briana

Linlin

Nicole, ghetto white chick, to this day dunno if her vagina had a infection or there was **** somewhere but she smelled vile my fingers and penis smelled for a day no matter how much I washed

ruby

God damn bro, surprised your dink didn't come out days later looking like a chicken fry.

With those ghetto chicks, you know they have gonorrhea and **** and for sure harboring more bacteria than a public toilet.

Something with a Lynn after it

Yea I dodged some bullets

Janell.

The young me was cool with ignoring her obvious unsavory reputation to experience bolt ons (she could suck start a battleship srs)


Natural teds crew

Ashlee. East Baton Rouge trailer trash. Instant regert after

Jade

Smashed within 2 hours of meeting her at the swing set by my house. Drinking bottles of wine in the street. Wanted me to slap her and choke her kept saying harder harder. Had me spit in her mouth. Threw up and squirted everywhere ****ing reeked.

Crazy Lori

sydney. She had tattoos on her ass

Josie

I was out at the springs last Memorial Day, this bitch just walked up and grabbed me by the dick and demanded I take her to my tent and **** her. She was at least 6'4" and probably 180lbs, but not fat. Just a huge bitch.

Smashed her, she trapped me inside her with her legs so I couldn't pull out. Then in the morning when she left and I went to the showers, I realized I had blood all over me. When I looked in my tent, there were blood stains all over the inside of my sleeping bag.

Later on, the dudes camping at the site next to us came over and asked if I smashed that linebacker sloot the night before, and busted out laughing when they realized I did. Apparently they saw this bitch up in an inflatable wrestling ring at the Mike Busey show earlier the night before and she was eating out multiple sloots up there. A dude was hosing the girls off and this chick kept leaving blood trails all over the place and kept having to hose it off.

I showed them the damage in my tent and one of the dudes threw up.

Disgusting whores.

Alondra

Jane

Andrea

Introduced by friends on a blind date and 2 hours later I have her at my place naked.
She had a nice sculptured blonde bush that smelled and tasted like honey. Gorgeous face and niiiice azz. Nice beej skills too

Shauna. She broke up with her then BF at a concert I was at, then passed out in my backseat under a blanket. I had no idea she was there.
As I drove some friends home, she popped up from under the blankets. Friends went inside, then I went inside her in my backseat.

Later found out she was actually the one who got dumped that night, because bro caught her fooling around with someone else in the bushes at the venue or some sh!t. Might've been the bathroom, I forget. I had no idea I was potentially her third c0ck of the day.