Christmas is over. However, Christmas has been failed for many years. Just so there's no future slip ups, this is truly what a man needs.



So this is it, I hit the Christmas dream and now pussy men need to LEARN, as follows:

Your tree:

3ft tree - check
Chains - check
Plates as a base - check
Protein baubles - check

Your gifts:

Protein - check
Chains - check
Chalk - check
Creatine - check
Test boosters and other boosters - check
Grippers - check
Hair gel for that spiky hair **** - check
Call of Duty world at war - check
WD-40 - check
A4 paper - check
Mma fighting shorts - check
Weights - check
Affliction shirts - check


Anything else and you are entering female territory. Be a man, get epic **** and go about the new year.

Taking down rippedmas tree :/

Why the cod waw you ask? That teaches you how to be a true man. That is no videogame, that is a history lesson on the dark age of war. The hardcore events that would transform your stupid wimpy minds.

https://m.********.com/story.php?sto...00083231977239

Or you can just try Tren

What's the bet 99% of men last year got either perfume, retard designer shirt/skinny jeans to cover a 40% bf physique, teddy bears, makeup or chocolate. Maybe a wimpy card. Maybe more useless technology to further cement clowns indoors.

I swear guys aren't even guys anymore LOL. Something happened in around 2011-2013ish.

Bro it’s 2023 we just want some eggs and a steak

I don't get why nobody gets cool **** for christmas. Everyone always gets stupid weird ****, nothing cool at all. No wonder everyone looks the same. All they get is ankle showing jeans, perfume, maybe some gift vouches to a restaurant etc. Wow, pathetic ****. Can't stand anyone.

Before 2011 everyone was getting the stuff mentioned in the top picture plus like 20 more epic things like a wallet or a paintball gun. Why did everything change in such a weird way.

Yeah but nobody wants epic **** like that. Clowns now would rather have a cake then complain about the gluten content.

I haven't met 1 person who got anything epic for christmas. (That doesn't mean they already have epic ****, all they have is copy and paste **** like makeup/ankle showing jeans)

What did u get? Maybe it's slightly different for guys who go to the gym and are actively using older sites.

All people do is nothing all day anyways. When they are doing something it's just playing on a phone or doing any task with low energy/showing ankles.

Holy phuk OP is a delusional retard stuck in the past.

Very sad, but funny, lol

****git... sorry, totally epic and cool badazz ****git

Yeah and as a man what's the alternative to this epic ****? Getting perfume? Maybe a £2000 phone that looks like a window panel? Maybe some ankle showing skinny jeans? Maybe a new short back and sides haircut? What about some restaurant/online anime gift vouchers? Maybe a £400 designer plain shirt? Actually, maybe you've been saving for years and decided to pick up a 2023 mercedes/bmw? Also some circle glasses with a neat pouch.

Lol, what a pathetic joke. The mentality of all of that from a man is just unbelievable. Just a horrendous disaster.

People are so stale and low energy, wish it was 2010 where this wasn't even possible.

Yeah agreed.

And where is eod?