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01-25-2023, 01:54 PM
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If you had to bloat for a movie role, what food makes you sure you could succeed?
Misc, the only thing between you and an Academy Award, millions of dollars and rabid screaming fans in the gender of your choice is become an absolute lardass.
What gives you the confidence to promise the studio you’ll be fat af by the time filming starts?
Oreos with cold milk here, srs. I could eat a box of the things in a sitting, absolutely no problem.
What gives you the confidence to promise the studio you’ll be fat af by the time filming starts?
Oreos with cold milk here, srs. I could eat a box of the things in a sitting, absolutely no problem.
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01-25-2023, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Because FLEX is cool, and I am a ****oot.Why are you so lazy that you would resort to junk food?
FLEX made it to 300lbs eating clean food. All natural at 50 years old too.
FLEX made it to 300lbs eating clean food. All natural at 50 years old too.
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01-25-2023, 02:28 PM
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It's proven that eating lots of ramen noodles everyday will make a person appear bloated.
Apart from that eating at any fast food burger chains all the time would do so as well.
Apart from that eating at any fast food burger chains all the time would do so as well.
01-25-2023, 02:30 PM
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Easily pizza for me. I can eat it for every meal and in ridiculous quantities.
All those carbs causing hormonal spikes that would ensure all those delicious fat calories goes straight to body storage.
All those carbs causing hormonal spikes that would ensure all those delicious fat calories goes straight to body storage.
01-25-2023, 02:36 PM
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- yieldtonothing
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peanut butter and cheese
01-25-2023, 02:41 PM
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eat 3 large meals per day, add 400g weight gainer+1L full fat milk+peanutbutter and drink throughout the day. Sit on my ass all day.
3000 calories plus 2000 calories. Fatass in no time.
3000 calories plus 2000 calories. Fatass in no time.
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01-25-2023, 02:55 PM
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Molk shakes and Mac and cheese...
I can eat an endless amount of Mac and cheese. Not the fancy kind but the chitty box kraft Mac and cheese. I haven't had it in probably 6 years because it makes me lose control.
I can eat an endless amount of Mac and cheese. Not the fancy kind but the chitty box kraft Mac and cheese. I haven't had it in probably 6 years because it makes me lose control.
01-25-2023, 02:57 PM
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01-25-2023, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By robreynolds1234⏩
yeah, just one block w/ seasoning is 400 cals plus like a week's worth of sodium. Hard to beat that.It's proven that eating lots of ramen noodles everyday will make a person appear bloated.
Apart from that eating at any fast food burger chains all the time would do so as well.
Apart from that eating at any fast food burger chains all the time would do so as well.
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01-25-2023, 03:16 PM
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Burgers and cinnamon buns.
01-25-2023, 03:19 PM
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3 scoops Soylent = 1200 calories
2 Bananas = 180 calories
2 tablespoons hemp oil = 180 calories
1 tablespoon honey = 60 calories
1620 calories, 60g protein and a whole lot of vitamins at a low cost for a healthy drink. Twice a day = 3240 calories, 120g protein
With the money you save you can add additional things. I add a scoop of Super Greens from Canada Protein, which has the following

2 Bananas = 180 calories
2 tablespoons hemp oil = 180 calories
1 tablespoon honey = 60 calories
1620 calories, 60g protein and a whole lot of vitamins at a low cost for a healthy drink. Twice a day = 3240 calories, 120g protein
With the money you save you can add additional things. I add a scoop of Super Greens from Canada Protein, which has the following

01-25-2023, 03:29 PM
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Burgers and milkshakes.
Pizzas.
Oreos and Reeses.
Fried chicken.
Chocolate chip pancakes with lots of syrup.
Breakfast and nonbreakfast burritos from Taco Bell.
Velveeta mac and cheese.
And then for lunch just eat all of that again. Same with dinner.
Pizzas.
Oreos and Reeses.
Fried chicken.
Chocolate chip pancakes with lots of syrup.
Breakfast and nonbreakfast burritos from Taco Bell.
Velveeta mac and cheese.
And then for lunch just eat all of that again. Same with dinner.
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01-25-2023, 03:29 PM
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01-25-2023, 03:30 PM
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i would just go to golden corral every day
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Oreos and milk would be A-tier for me. I used to be able to eat more sugar, but, honestly, I tap out on sugar a lot quicker than in my youth. I could still eat a whole package, just not day after day.
S-tier would be some kind of high fat, high carb food like pizza or burgers with fires. Add root beer or maybe a milkshake to wash it down.
S-tier would be some kind of high fat, high carb food like pizza or burgers with fires. Add root beer or maybe a milkshake to wash it down.
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01-25-2023, 04:07 PM
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01-25-2023, 04:17 PM
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cookies and ice cream
01-25-2023, 04:18 PM
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01-25-2023, 04:57 PM
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Cookies and cream milkshakes with whipped cream.
Cheeseburgers and fresh cut fries
Pepperoni pizza
Cheeseburgers and fresh cut fries
Pepperoni pizza
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