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post 1675972153 01-27-2023, 04:50 PM
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I am a Holy Prophet of the Lord Jesus (Srs)

Ask me any questions about the Bible, religion etc.
post 1675972463 01-27-2023, 04:55 PM
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A holy prophet of the lord Jesus would not have HitlersSon as his username, your thread is irrelevant. Go be annoying somewhere else. Don't forget to make your daily avi change as well.
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post 1675972473 01-27-2023, 04:56 PM
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is it true what EOD and babygawick say, that we are in the end times?
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post 1675972513 01-27-2023, 04:56 PM
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Say, ˹O believers,˺ We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us; and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and his descendants; what was given to Moses, Jesus, and other prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And to Allah we all submit.
post 1675973253 01-27-2023, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted By pyrogen⏩
is it true what EOD and babygawick say, that we are in the end times?
Jesus appeared in the last days and the last day was when Jerusalem was destroyed.
post 1675973323 01-27-2023, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By roosky11⏩
A holy prophet of the lord Jesus would not have HitlersSon as his username, your thread is irrelevant. Go be annoying somewhere else. Don't forget to make your daily avi change as well.
Hitler was a great man.
post 1675973943 01-27-2023, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted By miscerForLulz⏩
negged
Repent
post 1675973983 01-27-2023, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By HitlersSon⏩
Ask me any questions about the Bible, religion etc.
Nah bro, I'm sweet

No. I know more about the Bible from both a religious and skeptical point of view than you do, and also have a considerable lower amount of psychosis than you.

Also, negged
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post 1675974033 01-27-2023, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By macrocrunch⏩
Nah bro, I'm sweet

No. I know more about the Bible from both a religious and skeptical point of view than you do, and also have a considerable lower amount of psychosis than you.

Also, negged
Not true, no one in history knows the Bible better than me.

P.s.: I made your avi
post 1675974073 01-27-2023, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By HitlersSon⏩
Not true, no one in history knows the Bible better than me.
Cope
2:136
Say, ˹O believers,˺ We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us; and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and his descendants; what was given to Moses, Jesus, and other prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And to Allah we all submit.
post 1675974143 01-27-2023, 05:21 PM
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Immediately a follower. Srs, vry srs.
post 1675974213 01-27-2023, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By HitlersSon⏩
Not true, no one in history knows the Bible better than me.

P.s.: I made your avi
And for that, I am thankful and I'm sure I repped you.

P.S. I still negged you for this
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post 1675974223 01-27-2023, 05:22 PM
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In Genesis chapter 1, it says God created man.... but Adam's creation came in Chapter 2. How can Adam be the first man when God created the first man in Chapter 1 and Adam was created in Chapter 2?


Does this mean there were humans BEFORE Adam?
Everything I post is satire.
Tricknology Grand Master.
post 1675974483 01-27-2023, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By macrocrunch⏩
And for that, I am thankful and I'm sure I repped you.

P.S. I still negged you for this
All good, just wanted you to know
post 1675974543 01-27-2023, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
In Genesis chapter 1, it says God created man.... but Adam's creation came in Chapter 2. How can Adam be the first man when God created the first man in Chapter 1 and Adam was created in Chapter 2?


Does this mean there were humans BEFORE Adam?
The first creation of Adam is man pre-fall, the second after the fall.
post 1675975203 01-27-2023, 05:37 PM
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He who is of strange look shall not enter the assembly of the lord
post 1675975513 01-27-2023, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By HitlersSon⏩
Ask me any questions about the Bible, religion etc.
Do you believe that one day Jesus will walk?
post 1675976053 01-27-2023, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By ZeGermans94⏩
Do you believe that one day Jesus will walk?
Not as a man. He lives in us and fills all of creation.
post 1675976223 01-27-2023, 05:51 PM
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Deuteronomy 23
King James Version
23 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

Is there a place for post op trannies in God's family?
post 1675977503 01-27-2023, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By MrSchons⏩
Deuteronomy 23
King James Version
23 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

Is there a place for post op trannies in God's family?
Everyone shall have their place in the kingdom of God.
post 1675977673 01-27-2023, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted By HitlersSon⏩
Everyone shall have their place in the kingdom of God.
Das not it mane
post 1675977803 01-27-2023, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By MrSchons⏩
Das not it mane
Matthew 21:31
Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you.

Read carefully. He's saying everyone eventually will enter the kingdom of God.

2 Tim 2:20
But in a great house there are not only vessels of gold and of silver, but also of wood and of earth; and some to honour, and some to dishonour.
post 1675980693 01-27-2023, 06:52 PM
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Bump
post 1675982433 01-27-2023, 07:12 PM
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post 1675982513 01-27-2023, 07:13 PM
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Who was Jesus crying out to on the cross?

Also, negged.
2:136
Say, ˹O believers,˺ We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us; and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and his descendants; what was given to Moses, Jesus, and other prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And to Allah we all submit.
post 1675982923 01-27-2023, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted By miscerForLulz⏩
Who was Jesus crying out to on the cross?

Also, negged.
He was quoting a psalm.
post 1675983223 01-27-2023, 07:21 PM
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what's your favorite quote from the talmud?

mine is:
Sanhedrin 57a . When a Jew murders a goyim, there will be no death penalty. What a Jew steals from a goyim he may keep
post 1675983863 01-27-2023, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted By HitlersSon⏩
He was quoting a psalm.
Go on...
Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
Jesus is the most successful entity in human history. Moggs musk and Bezos.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_10...ons_in_History

Michael H. Hart was a contemporary historian, mathematician and a Christian. He gathered other historians and biographers to conduct this study to see the top 100 humans in history. They made 32 different categories to compare to figure out these 100. And Hart said that (and I'm paraphrasing) "Mohamed was at the head at my list and those with him could not dispute it because categorially he deserved it. I would have liked to choose Jesus because I am a Christian, but there were several categories that honestly I could not choose him. My choice is Mohamed to lead this list and it may come as a surprise and questioned but he was the only man who was successful in both the religious and secular levels"
Originally Posted By Dogkrack⏩
what's your favorite quote from the talmud?

mine is:
The Jews changed the books and the Talmud isn't legit. If the Torah was given to Moses, who wrote this at the end of Deuteronomy? It says "since then"

Deuteronomy 34:8-10
The Israelites grieved for Moses in the plains of Moab thirty days, until the time of weeping and mourning was over.
Now Joshua son of Nun was filled with the spirit of wisdom because Moses had laid his hands on him. So the Israelites listened to him and did what the LORD had commanded Moses.
Since then, no prophet has risen in Israel like Moses, whom the LORD knew face to face,

Some say it was Joshua and some say it was scribes (they are in doubt who did) but there is more issues because it says the same thing about Joshua.
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Say, ˹O believers,˺ We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us; and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and his descendants; what was given to Moses, Jesus, and other prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And to Allah we all submit.
post 1675984203 01-27-2023, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
I wonder what biases he had to make that decision
Well, I mean, if I was a Christian, I'd put Jesus lol so idk (maybe I have a bias being a Muslim though)
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Say, ˹O believers,˺ We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us; and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and his descendants; what was given to Moses, Jesus, and other prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And to Allah we all submit.
post 1675984263 01-27-2023, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By miscerForLulz⏩
Go on...
Do you have any meaningful questions to ask?
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