Gf and I broke up alittle over a week ago.. I’m pretty well over it at this point, so no biggie there.

but I’m sitting in my house enjoying my Saturday night, sippin some whiskey, when all of a sudden she busts through the front door unannounced like she owns the place.

She’s obviously sloppy drunk, so then she proceeds to drop down on her knees and suck my dink. We end up in the bedroom fuking, she then says she’s going to go home. And I’m like “whatever, gtfo”.

I stay in bed alittle bit after she leaves and then feel alittle post sexor hunger coming on and remember I had some leftover hamburger helper (cheeseburger pasta) left over in the fridge in a Tupperware. I walk to the fridge and fukin found out the B!TCH took it when she left!

Now I’m sitting here feeling all violated and hungry.

Should I file a police report for home invasion, rape, and theft?

What do misc?