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Thread: How to survive a Getter_done attack

post 1676116673 01-29-2023, 05:27 PM
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How to survive a Getter_done attack

If you are attacked by Getter_done, follow the below advice to raise your chances of survival:

If you are attacked by a Getter_done, leave your pack on and PLAY DEAD. Lay flat on your stomach with your hands clasped behind your neck. Spread your legs to make it harder for Getter_done to turn you over. Remain still until the Getter_done leaves the area.
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post 1676116983 01-29-2023, 05:29 PM
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You don’t survive a getter_done attack
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post 1676117113 01-29-2023, 05:31 PM
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spreading your legs is going to work against you in this case, bad advice
post 1676117263 01-29-2023, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Spread your legs to make it harder for Getter_done
post 1676117423 01-29-2023, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
If you are attacked by Getter_done, follow the below advice to raise your chances of survival:

If you are attacked by a Getter_done, leave your pack on and PLAY DEAD. Lay flat on your stomach with your hands clasped behind your neck. Spread your legs to make it harder for Getter_done to turn you over. Remain still until the Getter_done leaves the area.
Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
You don’t survive a getter_done attack
Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
spreading your legs is going to work against you in this case, bad advice
Originally Posted By Channel83⏩
Ayyyyylmao
post 1676118083 01-29-2023, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
spreading your legs is going to work against you in this case, bad advice
Based.
post 1676118403 01-29-2023, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Based.
Agreed
post 1676118513 01-29-2023, 05:48 PM
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Would you rather fight 10 pitbulls or 1 Getter_done
post 1676118723 01-29-2023, 05:51 PM
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Seriously,



You have no chance.
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post 1676119183 01-29-2023, 05:58 PM
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Should probably pull your pants down to make it easier for him.
post 1676119393 01-29-2023, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By JeepBruh⏩
Would you rather fight 10 pitbulls or 1 Getter_done
Originally Posted By Samraiwise⏩
Seriously,



You have no chance.
Originally Posted By 4Bertuzzi4⏩
Should probably pull your pants down to make it easier for him.
Based
post 1676119513 01-29-2023, 06:03 PM
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But if I wanted to lure one? What should I use as bait
Damn
post 1676119553 01-29-2023, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By JeepBruh⏩
Would you rather fight 10 pitbulls or 1 Getter_done
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post 1676119693 01-29-2023, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
But if I wanted to lure one? What should I use as bait
Sprinkle Captains of Crush Grippers 237.5 LB around the area.
post 1676120083 01-29-2023, 06:12 PM
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ChatGPT knows what's up.

Here's a scenario to survive an attack by an ape-like man named Getter_Done:

Tell Getter_Done that you're impressed by his name and ask if he's related to the famous caveman Getter_Done.
Offer Getter_Done a high five and see if he reciprocates.
Ask Getter_Done if he wants to play a friendly game of rock-paper-scissors.
Ask Getter_Done if he would like to hear a joke, and then proceed to tell a silly joke about apes.
Offer to teach Getter_Done a new word, like "banana".
post 1676120503 01-29-2023, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Butif I wanted to lure one?What should I use as bait
Wut!? Are there more of him!?



Wow...You are right, look at that kick.
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post 1676127633 01-29-2023, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
But if I wanted to lure one? What should I use as bait
Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Originally Posted By Channel83⏩
Sprinkle Captains of Crush Grippers 237.5 LB around the area.
Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
ChatGPT knows what's up.

Here's a scenario to survive an attack by an ape-like man named Getter_Done:

Tell Getter_Done that you're impressed by his name and ask if he's related to the famous caveman Getter_Done.
Offer Getter_Done a high five and see if he reciprocates.
Ask Getter_Done if he wants to play a friendly game of rock-paper-scissors.
Ask Getter_Done if he would like to hear a joke, and then proceed to tell a silly joke about apes.
Offer to teach Getter_Done a new word, like "banana".
Originally Posted By Samraiwise⏩
Wut!? Are there more of him!?



Wow...You are right, look at that kick.
Lmaooooooooo my boyos
post 1676136853 01-29-2023, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Lmaooooooooo my boyos
Agreed
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post 1696895053 01-24-2024, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Agreed
My man
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