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02-02-2023, 07:16 AM
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ATTENTION MISC TRADIES 🦺👷🏽⚠️: Original flavor MONSTER with zero calories!!
THE WAIT IS OVER!! They finally did it, they finally gave the people what they have been demanding for nearly 20 years: original green hulk Monster with zero calories! Gone are the days of high carbs and syrupy aftertaste, now you can wash down your Taco Bell with a guilt free 160 mg of caffeine. Makes for a great mixer for your commute home cocktail too. The can also functions as a spit can for that big wad of Evergreen Grizzly in you cheek. Will also fit great in that leased Ram 1500 Tradesman.


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02-02-2023, 07:29 AM
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02-02-2023, 07:31 AM
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I'm buying them wholesale then driving around construction sites like the ice cream man.
02-02-2023, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Here comes the Monster truck!I'm buying them wholesale then driving around construction sites like the ice cream man.
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02-02-2023, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Howiester⏩
Yeah it’s much higher than a Tradesman trim but we all have our tendencies every now and then.Love that your rig was designed to have a place to stash and easily access the boxed 4 pack too!
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02-02-2023, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By TheCore84⏩
Ultra Fiesta and Ultra Rosa are better tho.THE WAIT IS OVER!! They finally did it, they finally gave the people what they have been demanding for nearly 20 years: original green hulk Monster with zero calories! Gone are the days of high carbs and syrupy aftertaste, now you can wash down your Taco Bell with a guilt free 160 mg of caffeine. Makes for a great mixer for your commute home cocktail too. The can also functions as a spit can for that big wad of Evergreen Grizzly in you cheek. Will also fit great in that leased Ram 1500 Tradesman.


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02-02-2023, 07:56 AM
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02-02-2023, 07:58 AM
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I’m going to create an energy drink blend that includes ibuprofen and make millions. Credit card sales only, not trying to handle dirty money from Velcro tradie wallets
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02-02-2023, 07:58 AM
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honestly i tried those energy drinks and they didn't really affect me much. coffee, energy drinks, i dont feel anything
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02-02-2023, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By CalmWind⏩
Need a caffeine break brohonestly i tried those energy drinks and they didn't really affect me much. coffee, energy drinks, i dont feel anything
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02-02-2023, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By CalmWind⏩
That's how I am but I just drink them sometimes for the taste when I'm bored of waterhonestly i tried those energy drinks and they didn't really affect me much. coffee, energy drinks, i dont feel anything
02-02-2023, 08:12 AM
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I've had a white monster addiction for 6-7 years...
It made me routinely pee like a race horse every morning....stopped now and stuck w regular black coffee....feeling much better now tbh, less anxious too
It made me routinely pee like a race horse every morning....stopped now and stuck w regular black coffee....feeling much better now tbh, less anxious too
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02-02-2023, 08:15 AM
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02-02-2023, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Tradies are cash only. They don’t have bank accounts.I’m going to create an energy drink blend that includes ibuprofen and make millions. Credit card sales only, not trying to handle dirty money from Velcro tradie wallets
It is the current year.
02-02-2023, 08:40 AM
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Time for logoutbrah to login to lol@tradies
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02-02-2023, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By mrjolly2323⏩
I miss that guy, what happened to him?Time for logoutbrah to login to lol@tradies
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02-02-2023, 08:58 AM
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After drinking the "lo-carbs" blue occasionally over the years which was supposed to be the low sugar version of the green, i feel like i need a refund for all of those. The new Zero Sugar has a superior taste and pretty much exact flavor of the green.
02-02-2023, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Howiester⏩
Hell yeah. Why do you think the lotto ticket vending machines only take cash.Tradies are cash only. They don’t have bank accounts.
02-02-2023, 09:03 AM
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Pls tell me you have a can of Skoal underneath that 4 pack brah?
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02-02-2023, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
Agreed, these taste way better, and I like the blue ones.After drinking the "lo-carbs" blue occasionally over the years which was supposed to be the low sugar version of the green, i feel like i need a refund for all of those. The new Zero Sugar has a superior taste and pretty much exact flavor of the green.
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02-02-2023, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Bag of TumsPls tell me you have a can of Skoal underneath that 4 pack brah?

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